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by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

2. Astro I

Astrology Nerd I

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I, The Astrology Nerd, do not care one bit about Severus Snape's opinion, regardless of the fact that he is stupid and deserves to be killed. I will, however, bake him a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies.

I suggest to Severus Snape that he wash his hair and try wearing a bit more color.