Pen Pal

by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

3. Snape II

Snape II

Note: No actual rolls of duct tape in the Queen of Duct Tape's possession were harmed in the making of this chapter. They are merely metaphors. You can breathe now.

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I, Severus Snape, Former Head of Slytherin House, wish to thank the Astrology Nerd for the delicious cookies. The extra Prozac adds a lot more flavor.

However, my hair is gorgeous as it is and I LIKE wearing black, thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me, I must burn your friend's duct tape.