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by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

4. Astro II

Disclaimer: I do not own TLC or What Not to Wear.

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I, the Astrology Nerd, have decided Severus Snape needs a makeover. I have allowed the staff of What Not To Wear to videotape your every move for the next two weeks. Have fun, Sevvy-poo.

Yes, I am well aware that Muggle cameras do not work at Hogwarts. Colin Creevey will resume filming for the show.