Pen Pal

by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

5. Snape III

In Which Snape Threatens Me

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I, Severus Snape, star of TLC's What Not To Wear, am thoroughly annoyed by the Astrology Nerd and demand that she stop writing to me starting immediately. She has repeatedly harassed me since the thirteenth of June, 2006. If she is to write to me again, I will torture her. Take that, Miss Astrology Nerd!