Pen Pal

by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

6. Astro III

In Which I Become Even More Annoying

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I, the Astrology Nerd, insist on being Severus Snape's bestest friend forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Nyah.