A day at a bar
Two men were sitting in a little table in a bar. One had violet eyes and black hair, who seemed not to happy to be in a place like that. The other on the other hand was a man with blue eyes, grinning from ear to ear.
"Come on Inuyasha enjoy yourself" he said to his friend who was looking like a child, mumbling to himself
"If you haven't notice Miroku, I'm not the type to go to bars"
Miroku grinned and averted his gaze to a woman that was ordering a drink. Inuyasha follow his gaze and narrowed his eyes.
"If Sango knew where you were…"
That snapped Miroku from his trained of thought. He smiled to his friend
"My friend a woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water" Miroku stated a matter of flatly
"You're so weird sometimes Miroku…" he shook his head
A waitress came by and Miroku's eyes lid up instantly. The waitress smiled at them and asked them if they were ready to order. Before Inuyasha could order, his idiotic friend grabbed hold of the young woman's hand and clasped them together, putting his best smile on. The woman just looked a little nervous.
"Your beautiful you know..." he started
The waitress mumbled a thank you trying to detach her hands from his, but to no avail. He had a strong grip to them.
"May I ask you a favor beautiful…?"
She leaned towards him slightly, physically encouraging him to continue. "Yes…? What is it?"
"Will you bear my child?"
A red hand print was on Miroku's cheek. He sighed fondly, rubbing his red cheek
"Awe..."
Inuyasha just sighed at his friend's stupidness. He stared at his watch it was time to go home. He could just imagine what his wife would say and cringed.
"I think I should be heading home Miroku" Inuyasha paid the bill and Miroku followed.
"My friend, Kagome- sama is a great woman… but remembers you're the one with pants… after you're the man of the house." Miroku said coming out of the bar and are stunned to see two very angry women standing there.
"Miroku!" Sango says her patience running low
"This is what you call going to a important meeting" Miroku gulped nervously at his wife
"No-not at all honey …" Sango grabbed him by the ear.
"We are going home now, aren't we my husband" she said clenching her teeth.
Miroku nodded and said goodbye to Inuyasha.
" So my dear loving husband…" Started Kagome staring at a nervous Inuyasha.
"Its not what you think Kagome… Miroku…" he started to explain
"You know where you're sleeping tonight "
Inuyasha nodded
"The couch"
"Correct" she said as they walked home
It just goes to show you can't lie to women so easily, so guys sometimes its better to just say the truth.
The End
A/N I was reading this seeing this funny clip and this idea just popped. Tell me if it sucks or if it's good, or whatever