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by The Astrology Nerd

While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.

8. Astro IV

In Which I Enslave a Death Eater

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I, the Astrology Nerd, am far too busy with Life to worry about my slimeball friend Severus Snape's petty objections to my existence. I therefore decree he shall finish my Chemistry homework, and do his best to copy my handwriting.

(Yes, I KNOW I have bad handwriting, Princie-puff. Shut up and bring me a frappucino!)