Disclaimer: i don't own any aspect of Nintendo, TLoZ, or anything that relates to Nintendo. i do have the game Wind Waker, but i have never even played Ocarina of Time.

Zelda's Wintertime Top Ten

10)Make snowman Sheik, transform into Sheik, then hide in the snowman wait for Impa and Link to come around, and scare the living daylights out of them

9)Borrow the Wind Waker from Link, conduct the other Seven Sages to random notes, and laugh hysterically

8)Borrow the Ocarina of Time and screw around with the Space-Time Continuum

7)Build Snow-Ganon; borrow Link's master sword, and HACK AND SLASH HIM!

6)Abduct courtyard piggy and throw it off a fifty foot cliff into a slushy duck pond

5)Build Snow-Ganon. Borrow Link's bow and quiver and shoot the sculpture, alternating between ice and fire arrows, torturing him, then finish him off with a fire arrow and laugh maniacally

4)Convince Link to go ice skating on thin ice

3)Have the ultimate snowball fight with Link, and when he least expects it; melt his fortress with a fire arrow!

2)Curl up with Link in front of a roaring fire with steaming mugs of hot cocoa

1)Curl up with Link in front of a roaring fire with steaming mugs of hot cocoa and accuse him relentlessly for having more marshmallows

Zelda's Summertime Top Ten

10)Convince Link to go swimming in shark infested waters

9)Sun tan with Link but forget to remind him to apply sunscreen

8)Have the ultimate chicken fight: me & Link vs. Saria & Mido

7)Attempt to drown a fish

6)Shoot Link with an ice arrow (ain't it refreshing?)

5)Put on the Minish cap and secretly place Pop Rocks in Link's lemonade

4)Go fishing at Lake Hylia with Link and catch a bigger fish than him

3)Build giant sand castle as the ultimate summer getaway

2)Go surfing with Link and Ruto

1)Bury Link in sand and wait for high tide

Why, do you ask, looking slightly bewildered, am I so mean to Link, when, clearly,

he doesn't deserve it? It's because he still hasn't asked me out!

sorry if i angered any of you hard core Zelda fans. i saw a Raistlin's Wintertime Top Ten (or something like that; i can't remember what it's called.) so i thought it would be interesting if there was one for Zelda...