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BGM: Just Wondering (Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories)
"Okay, so… where do I begin?" Mickey chuckled. "Back when I first started ruling Disney Castle, I thought I would open up a park or two. Found some nice land and then started building a park. And then when that was done, I started to build another one."
"Aaaand then you got a wild hair and got a little too "build" crazy." Washington said.
"Heheh…" Mickey sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "I just couldn't stop building. First it was one world, then the next… and then the next thing I know, I build an entire park out of a galaxy. Don't worry, I didn't kick anyone out. It was barren, I thought it could use a little spit and shine and… well, I went crazy. Aheheh."
"And you decided to throw your face everywhere on the rides? Pfft, didn't think you'd be so egotistical!" Bowser snarked.
"This coming from the Koopa who plasters his logo everywhere." Weiss pointed out.
"It's true. I have Bowser's logo on my jacket." Marnie said.
"So how many parks did this guy make anyway?" Sun asked. "Three? Four?"
"Let's see…" Ibuki looked through her phone. "There are six resorts in California, Florida, Tokyo, Paris, Hong Kong and in China. There's a total of twelve parks. Walt Disney World resort that resides in Florida that has the Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, Epcot, and the Animal Kingdom. The California Disneyland Resort has Disneyland and California Adventure. Tokyo Disney Resort has Tokyo Disneyland and Tokyo DisneySea, Disneyland Paris has… well, Disneyland Paris and Walt Disney Studio Park, there's the Hong Kong Disneyland resort and the Shanghai Disney resort with Shanghai Disneyland. So, adding on to this galaxy right here… that's a grand total of, either seven resorts or thirteen parks. Wow… fitting." Ibuki giggled.
Chiaki jawdropped. "Whoa… that's a lot more than I thought!"
"Hey, your majesty…" Sun spoke up as he grabbed a hold of Mickey's shoulders. "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! THAT MANY PARKS?!"
"So this is what he did when I was stuck in the realm of darkness?" Aqua asked.
"I don't think he did that." Terra responded.
"Ten years, Terra. Ten. Years. That's plenty of time to build a park empire!"
"…Yeah, I can't defend you there." Terra grimaced.
"Uh, correction!" Washington spoke up. "It's still technically six resorts and twelve parks."
"What do you-… ooooh." Carolina grimaced. "Riiiiight… Florida…"
"Yeeeeah, poor Agent Florida." Washington nodded.
"What happened to Florida?" Ann asked.
"Guy had a heart attack." Washington said, unaware of Church whistling innocently.
"Oh my…"
"At least we didn't name anything after ourselves." Daisy said as Peach nodded.
"Peach Beach. Daisy Cruiser." Kamek pointed out, causing both princesses to sweatdrop.
"Not helping!" Daisy whispered.
"Well…" Rosalina spoke up. "Since we're already here… we might as well have a little fun, no?"
"I'm game." Ruby said. "I mean, after what we've been through, we might as well enjoy ourselves!"
"Relaxing in the middle of a war… that sounds absolutely insane." Blake said.
"I agree!" Sarge nodded. "Private Grif, wouldn't you agree?" He asked but was met with silence. "…Grif? Grif!"
"Hit me up with that Launch Star! I wanna relax!" Grif said.
"GRIF! What are you doing! This is insubordination!"
"Sarge, think about this! You could go there and go into Space Mountain like you always wanted to. There's probably not any lines!"
Sarge stared at Grif for five seconds before tossing his shotgun behind him. "What are you boneheads still doing here? We got a park to go to! …By the ways, dibs in the front of the line!"
"Dibs! …Crap!" Simmons grumbled as one by one, everyone went into the Launch Star and flew off.
End BGM
Disney Galaxy Power Star #1 - Parks and Recreation - Everybody
BGM: Mickey Mouse Club March (Kingdom Hearts II)
Everyone landed near the front gates. "Huh, he's really outdone himself." Riku mused as Mickey let out a chuckle and walked over to the gate.
"Alright, might as well have some fun… heheh." Mickey chuckled as the gates opened when he walked up front and then they walked through the gates.
"DIBS ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN!" Ryuji yelled as he took off running.
"Hey… HEY! No, you don't!" Ann chased after him.
"Might as well make the most of it." Weiss chuckled as they wandered around where Bowser would see the castle in front of him.
"That's a big castle." Bowser said. "…Feels like it's bigger than mine."
"Hey, if you want to, you could always take it over." Marnie joked. "Wouldn't hurt to have two castles, right?" She giggled.
"I agree." Kamek chuckled. "Though, I doubt you'd be interested." He said and walked off, leaving Bowser by himself.
"Take it over, hmm?" He smirked, tapping his claws together menacingly.
ROB wandered around, scanning the entire area while wondering what kind of ride he wanted to go into. As he did, he would notice a robot cleaning up some trash. "Boop?" He wondered as he wandered over to his fellow robot. "Boop boop!"
The robot turned to him as ROB got a better look at the robot. The body was box shaped, the wheels had treads on it and the eyes looked like binoculars in a way. "Boop boop." ROB waved. "Boop boop?"
"W-W… WALL-E."
"Boop!"
"…Rrrooob…?
"Boop!"
"Wob!"
"WALL-E!" A voice spoke up as another robot came flying over.
"Eva!" WALL-E chimed happily. "Wob! Eva!"
"Boop?" ROB wondered, tilting his head as the other robot looked at ROB and let out a giggle.
"EVE!"
"Booooop…" ROB said, staring at EVE as his eyes flashed pink. "Boop…" He said as he turned around. "Boop boop!" ROB took off running as EVE and WALL-E looked at him running away before looking at each other with a shrug.
At Space Mountain…
"Do do do do do- WHAT IN SAM HILL?!" Sarge yelled as he saw a massively large line in front of him. To make matters worse, there was a sign in front of him that said "Wait time: two hours". "Dag nabbit! This galaxy is jampacked too!" He grumbled. "Simmons! Where's my shotgun!"
"You dropped it, remember?"
"I did no such-"
At the Observatory…
The shotgun lay by itself next to the library as a few Lumas flew by.
At Space Mountain…
"Drat! …Okay, I guess I'll have to resort to drastic measures." Sarge said as he pumped an imaginary shotgun. "Pew! Pew! Bang! Bang!" No response. "Double drat!"
"Wait, sir, look who's in the middle of the line!" Simmons said, pointing in the distance to see Rosalina standing in the middle of the pack. Worst part was that she was at the "45 minute wait time".
"How in sam hill did she get there so quick!" Sarge exclaimed.
"I guess she got a headstart."
"Hey! HEY! Rosie! Over here! HEEEEEEY!" Sarge waved her over.
"Hmhmhmhm~" Rosalina hummed, unaware of Sarge yelling at her.
"She can't hear you from that far off."
"Triple drat!"
"We could always come back."
"No! I'm going to stay here, just in case some whackjob decides to steal my spot! I refuse to get out of line."
"…Oookay, I'm gonna go to the food court." Simmons said and walked over.
"Bring me a churro!"
With the Strike Team…
"Oh, that rollercoaster looks like fun." Ed said.
"Yeah, let's go on that one!" Al agreed as they walked over toward it, but as they walked in… Ed was denied entry.
"Wh-wha…?! Hey! What gives!"
"Sorry kid, but you're not tall enough to go on this ride."
"Not tall enough?! Are you out of your mind! That's a load of bull!"
"Sorry kid, but you're too short."
A fiery aura surrounded Ed. "SHORT?! I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT! LET ME AT YA!" He yelled but the worker would simply put his hand on Ed's hand, casually leaning while Ed flailed about. "HEY! ARE YOU CHEATING! COME ON ALREADY!"
"You'd be surprised how often this happens." He said as he pushed him away. "Go somewhere else."
"You got rejected too?" A voice spoke up as he turned to see Hat Kid, Grooves, Conductor and Zhang.
"Hmph, just because I might have shrunk a little in my old age doesn't mean I should be rejected." Zhang mumbled.
"Well geez… how are we gonna get on that rollercoaster now?" Ed asked.
"Hmm… ah!" Hat Kid pounded her fist into her palm. "I've got an idea!"
Meanwhile…
Pause BGM
"What the hell are they doing?" Makoto asked.
"Goofing around." Nero responded, as they were watching Dante and Vergil staring each other down.
"Make your move, brother." Vergil said.
"Heh… if you so wish." Dante smirked, pulling out his weapon of choice, activating none other than a blue Lightsaber.
BGM: Duel of the Fates (Star Wars: The Phantom Menace)
In turn, Vergil activated a red Lightsaber, both of them getting in their stances. "The force is strong with you, brother. But we all know that I am the master." Vergil said.
"Heh, well, let's get this party started then!" Dante said, both of them lunging as they clashed with their blades, both of them showing off their moves with the lightsabers as they would swing at each other, the blades clashing with each own.
"…They just wanted to show off, didn't they?" Trish groaned, facepalming with Lady.
"Impressive, brother. Your Lightsaber skills are decent enough."
Dante smirked. "Obi-Wan taught me a few tricks. After all, my brother was under his tutelage."
"Obi-Wan was a fool. He never told you the true story."
"He told me enough! He told me that you killed him!"
"No… I am your brother."
"That can't be true! That's impossible!"
"Search within yourself, Dante. You know it is true!"
"Well, in that case… let's settle this, ya bastard!" Dante and Vergil lunged and clashed again, sparks flying when their blades clashed, all the while JINXY walked by and saw what was unfolding.
"What in the world…?" Nyx wondered.
"Hmm…" Xena mused. "Hey Yagami, you think we could use our magic to create a blade like that?"
"A telekinetic sword made out of… what is that, plasma? Ohohoho, oh, you KNOW that's right up our alley!"
"…I think those two idiots gave them an idea." Iris said.
Jade giggled. "I'm not surprised."
"Obi-wan has failed you!" Vergil said.
"You underestimate my power, brother! You think the high ground will save you? Don't make me laugh!"
"You dare to try it? Come!"
"Where did they even find them?" Makoto asked. "I realize we're in the Star Wars area but-"
"There was a barrel that said "Real Lightsabers!" on it." Trish said. "Tried it out myself. Burnt my finger to make sure if they were legit. Yeah, they're real alright."
Makoto sweatdropped. "Should we stop them?"
"Nah, let 'em have their fun." Nico said.
End BGM
Resume Mickey Mouse Club March BGM
With Luigi and Daisy…
"Whoa… whoooooa!" Luigi exclaimed.
"Come on, this is fun~!" Daisy said, spinning the tea cup around and then kept spinning it around. "YEEHAAAAW!"
"Whoa! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!" Luigi held on for dear life until he was ejected out of the seat. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Huh? …Whoops!" Daisy winced as she would see Luigi landing in a tree.
"I'm okay!"
Nearby…
"Hmm, it says here that anyone who dares to go in this ride will go insane." Whitley said.
"Oh, that's just superstition, I'm sure it means nothing." Weiss responded.
"Yeah, let's go on! It can't be that bad." Ling said as they went on the ride.
"Enjoy the ride! …Hopefully you will."
"Heh, whatever you say." Weiss said as they went inside. "How bad can it be?" She asked as the music started to play.
"Iiiit's a small world after all~ It's a small world after all~"
"Aw, cute. How would anyone go crazy from this?" Ling asked with a giggle.
Five seconds later…
"GET US OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!" Weiss yelled as Whitley and Ling would cover their ears.
"It's ingrained in my head! Gaaaah!" Whitley cried.
Meanwhile…
"You sure this is gonna work?"
"It has to, lass!"
"It's not gonna work, darlin'."
"Shhh shh!" Ed shushed them as they would walk over to the front of the line wearing a trench coat as Edward would have a fake mustache and a bowler hat. "Ahem, I would like to ride on this coaster, please." He said in a deep voice.
"…Uh-huh. Just how dumb do you think I am?" He asked, opening up the trench coat to reveal everyone else. "Nice try. People did this before."
"Crap!" Ed grumbled.
"Nnngh… can't… hang on… much longer!" Hat Kid grunted as everyone collapsed on her. "OOOF! I'm okay!"
With the Ultimates…
"What in the world…?" Chiaki wondered as she was looking through Disney movies. "What's with all these live action Disney movies anyway?"
"Yeah, Disney's on a Live Action power high these days." Hiyoko said. "Jungle Book, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Cinderella, you name it. They even did origin stories on Maleficent and… of all people, Cruella."
"Oh my!" Chiaki would look at the cover of Aladdin. "…Will Smith is the Genie in this? Why not Robin Williams?"
"Yeeeeeeah… Robin's dead." Hiyoko responded.
"WHAT?! Aww…" Chiaki pouted. "No fair…"
Hiyoko patted her on the back. "It'll be okay." She said.
"Hey guys!" Ibuki caught their attention. "Look at this, they got the Infinity Gauntlet!" She said, holding it in her hand. "Ibuki is... inevitable!" She exclaimed as she snapped her fingers.
"Oh! Ooooh!" Hiyoko clutched her chest. "Ch-Chiaki! I… I don't feel so good!" She said as she spun around and fell on her back, but Chiaki caught her. "Bleh…"
"You okay? Was it something bad you ate from the Kitchen?"
Hiyoko sweatdropped. "We really gotta do an MCU marathon with her."
"Agreed!" Ibuki nodded as Hiyoko stood back up, then Chiaki spotted something that caught her attention.
"Oooh, they did a live action Mulan?" Chiaki pulled it out.
"Nope!" Hiyoko yanked it out of her hands. "We don't talk about this movie. They really did this movie dirty."
"It can't be that bad."
"No Mushu, no songs, they did an instrumental version of Reflection but how they did it was stupid, Mulan went from a clumsy girl turning into a true warrior to a girl who's already "perfect in everything" and "Can do no wrong" and it's… it's a mess." Hiyoko shook her head.
Chiaki grimaced. "Oh… it is that bad."
"Yeah." Hiyoko tossed the movie behind her, where it landed in the trash can.
"Oooh, style points~!" Ibuki smiled.
"Where's Mikan? I thought she was with us." Hiyoko said.
"Um… guys?" Mikan got their attention. "They just updated their upcoming live action movies."
"Alright, what's the damage?" Hiyoko groaned.
"Snow White-"
"That doesn't surprise me."
"Lilo and Stitch."
"They're still doing that? Oh boy…"
"And… The Aristocats."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Hiyoko yelled.
Chiaki sweatdropped. "I guess if they wanted to, they could make a live action Emperors New Gro-" Ibuki covered her mouth. "Mmmph!"
"Don't give 'em ideas!" She whispered.
"Sorry…"
"Oh wow! Look at this!" A kid exclaimed. "They got Iron Man action figures over here! I've been looking all over for 'em!"
"What's the point of having these?" Another kid mumbled. "They might as well throw them away because they killed off Tony Stark."
"Wait, they did what?" Chiaki asked, overhearing the conversation as Mikan, Hiyoko and Ibuki's eyes widened.
"Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!" Ibuki exclaimed, covering Chiaki's ears.
"Oh!"
"Go go go go go!" Hiyoko exclaimed, all three of them pushing Chiaki out of the gift shop.
Meanwhile, in a theater…
"Let it go~ Let it go~ Can't hold it back anymore~"
"Oooh, so that's what she meant by that." Jaune mused.
"Poor girl…" Pyrrha whispered.
"Yeah, girl, you tell her! You don't need anything to hold you back!" Nora quietly cheered her on.
"Shhh!" Ren shushed her.
"I don't care what they're going to say~! Let the storm rage oooon~ The cold never bothered me anyway~"
"…I think I found Esdeath and the Schnee's spirit animal." Nora snickered.
Meanwhile, with Ed and the others…
"I doubt this will work!" Hat Kid said, watching Ed walking around on stilts.
"It'll work! Heheheh, this is gonna be easy!" He smirked, and then he felt himself wobble. "Whoa! What the-" He looked down to see the worker chopping up the stilts with an axe. "Hey! HEY! Don't make me kick you down there! Watch where you swing that thing!" He yelled as the axe would cut through the stilt and made Ed tilt a bit. "Whoa… whoooa!" He yelped as the worker would then gently push the stilt with his finger.
"Timber." He casually said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
CRASH!
"I'm okay!"
"What a waste of good stilts…" Conductor said.
"Darlin', I don't think we'll ever get in." Grooves said.
"…Hey, where'd that Zhang guy go?" Hat Kid asked.
At the food court…
"And then we saw a Vulpix playing around with a hound dog. It was so cute!" Hau said with Lillie smiling.
"Nice, dude!" Hop grinned.
"With all due respect, I don't think that was actually a Vulpix." Samus said, drinking a soda while Pikachu, Pichu and Newt happily nibbled on some food.
"Indeed. It could've been an actual fox." Adam pointed out.
"A fox playing with a hound? Illogical. The hound would easily destroy the fox." GLaDOS said.
"Unless they were best friends at birth." Cave said.
"Doubtful." She responded while nearby, ATMC and Zhang were happily eating at the food court, along with Grif.
Back with Sarge…
"Zzzzz…" Sarge snoozed as he had his arms folded while standing up. "Zzzzz…"
KABOOOOOM!
"Huh?! What?!" Sarge yelped as he turned around and saw a mushroom cloud in the distance. "What in sam hill! Are we being attacked?!"
Five seconds earlier…
"It's a small world after all~ It's a small world-"
Doom Guy had his arms folded, his eye twitching in annoyance as a cross vein appeared on his head… until he couldn't take it anymore as he brought out his BFG and started shooting everything at once.
Back in the present…
"FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Sarge would hear all the workers scream at once.
"…Or maybe not." Sarge shrugged it off. "Oh hey! The explosion scared everyone off. Booyah!" He took a running start and ran across the park until he got closer… and then the line started to pick up again where Sarge would find himself at the thirty minute mark. "Hey, good enough!"
On the Ferris Wheel…
"In hindsight… we probably should've added more songs to that ride." Mickey sheepishly admitted.
"It was just the one song?" Aqua asked.
"Yeah…" Mickey rubbed the back of his head as he would look back and see the Destiny Trio in one seat looking over the entire ride, and in another, Roxas and Namine would look out together, the latter sketching in her notepad and in another seat, the Golden Deer and Bernadetta were enjoying themselves, with them also having invited Peach to sit with them.
"It was probably the only one that was available." Terra said.
"Yeah…" Mickey nodded and looked up at Aqua. "Aqua, I wanna apologize. I tried to find a way to bring you back sooner but every time I tried, I couldn't go back in… no matter how often I tried. As I thought of ways to bring you back, I would build these parks. It was a way of getting me to think of ways to get you out of that realm and-"
"Stop." Aqua put her hand on her head. "I'm glad you were trying to get me out." She smiled and hugged him. "Although, I will admit, you may have gone overboard."
"Aheheheh… yeah, I did." Mickey chuckled sheepishly.
With ROB…
"Boop boooop!" ROB said, handing EVE a huge bouquet of flowers.
"Oh!" EVE spoke up as she took them while WALL-E let out a whistle with his "eyebrows" raising. She would look at ROB before turning back to WALL-E. She let out a few chirps in response.
"BOOP?!" ROB yelled in surprise before slumping over. "Boooop."
EVE floated over, gently patted ROB on the back as she turned around and flew back over to WALL-E. "Boop boooop…"
"Aw, cheer up!" A voice said as Penny and SAPR landed near him. "It was the thought that counts." Penny smiled as the two sisters wrapped ROB into a hug.
End BGM
Meanwhile, with Ruby…
"Geez, how does one lose an angel in a galaxy-sized park?" Ruby wondered as she walked around. "…Where did he go?"
"Bzzt! Maybe he went in that castle!" Her Rotom Scroll suggested.
"Oh, good idea!" Ruby said as she walked into the large castle, and when she did, she would notice she was in a large garden-like maze. "Whooooa, I didn't see this on the way inside." She said as she looked around, seeing red roses everywhere and a few card soldiers walked around.
"Card soldiers…?" Ruby wondered. "Interesting… wonder why everything's so red here." She shrugged as she continued walking around until she ended up in a throne room. "Whooooa… fancy."
"Halt! Who goes there?" A voice demanded as Ruby yelped, quickly turning around and taking out her scythe, pointing it at the one who spoke up. "Who are you and why are you wielding such a comically large garden scythe!"
"I'm Ruby Rose, and I'm just wandering around. Are you… a queen?"
"I'm the Queen of Hearts. And you will show the utmost respe-… wait, did you say your name is Ruby Rose?"
"Yeah?"
"…Ruby is a red gem. Put that in a rose and it'll be red." She would then examine Ruby closely. "Red cloak! Red hair! I do not get why your eyes, arm and your outfit are purple."
"Oh, the purple? It's a long story, you see-"
"No no, say no more! You're perfect!" She said happily as she would push Ruby away.
"Wah! Where are you taking me?!"
"A nice room, of course!" She said as she shoved Ruby in the room and dropped her scythe. "Feel free to stay in there forever!"
"FOREVER?!" Ruby yelled. "Wait, you got the wrong girl! Hey! Queen!"
"You're in here too, huh?" A voice spoke up as Ruby turned to see Pyrrha, Simmons and Reimu all locked up.
"Guys?!" Ruby said in surprise.
"Let me guess, red?" Reimu asked.
"Yeah…" Ruby nodded.
"Welp, we've tried finding a way out of here but it was no good." Simmons said.
"All I did was having to use the bathroom while a movie was playing. Then next thing I know, I'm escorted into here!" Pyrrha said.
"What movie were you watching?" Ruby asked.
"Frozen, I think it was called…"
"Sounds chilly…" Ruby would then have an idea and pulled out her Rotom Scroll. "Okay, can you call Yang?"
"Can't. For some reason, this castle is blocking communication."
"Crap! …Wait, think you can escape and go find 'em?"
Rotom saluted. "I'll do my best!" He said, flying through a small open space that was fitting for him and flew away, making sure to hide in the shadows to avoid getting caught. "Geez, card soldiers… now I've seen everything." He said and flew away from the castle soldiers.
With Sun and Neptune…
"It's okay, dude. They won't hurt you anymore." Sun said as Neptune was shaking like a leaf.
"What's going on with him?" Cardin asked as he, his team, Nesta, Laura and Kokoro approached them.
"Let's just say… he got a little freaked out."
"Sentient cars… cars with eyes and mouths… a tow truck with a southern accent! WHERE WILL IT END?!" Neptune shuddered.
Kokoro raised an eyebrow. "That attraction wasn't that bad." Kokoro said. "Sure, it was a bit freaky but it wasn't bad at all."
"It was kinda cool." Laura admitted.
"Eh, it was alright." Sky shrugged.
Cardin chuckled. "If you thought that was bad, don't go into that Toy Story Mania ride."
"Toy Story…?" Neptune wondered.
"Sentient toys. A talking cowboy, a space ranger, a cowgirl, a walking talking slinky dog-"
Neptune paled harder. "NO! DON'T TAKE ME THERE!"
Cardin chuckled. "Too easy." He said while Nesta rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile…
"Step right up, step right up! Hit the puck as high as possible and win great prizes!" A game vendor said as Doom Guy walked up to him. "Wanna try your luck, sir?" He asked as Doom Guy nodded. "Here you go."
Doom Guy readied himself and then swung the hammer down as hard as he possibly could, which not only destroyed the hammer game, but it sent the puck flying high into the air and left the atmosphere, flying deep into space.
The game vendor paled as he looked back at Doom Guy who gave him an intimidating look. "H-here! Have all the prizes!" He exclaimed, handing him every single prize he had.
"Thank you." Doom Guy responded and walked away while the game vendor fainted on the spot.
Up in the sky…
"So this is how it feels to fly without Ray Ray." Zinnia said. "This is so sweet! Thanks little yellow fairy!" She would see the fairy hold up a sign. "…Tinker Bell? Okay then." She giggled. "Hey, think you could introduce me to that boy toy of yours?" She grinned, as Tinker Bell glared at her and snapped her fingers. "WHOOOOOOOOOOA!" She yelled as she landed on her butt. "Oooof! I'm okay…! I was kinda joking though…" She said as she looked up and saw Tinker Bell laughing. "Oh, you think that's funny!" She glared as she called out her Salamence. "Salamence, have a little snack!"
"SALAAAA!" Salamence chased after Tinker Bell who quickly flew away.
With Rotom…
"Come on, come on… pick up!"
"…Hello?"
"Yang!"
"Rotom? What the heck are you doing?"
"You won't likely believe me, but Ruby's been kidnapped!"
"Huh? Okay, is this a prank that Ruby made up?"
"I don't think that's something she'd joke about."
"Uh-huh…"
"Meet me by the food court… and bring the whole family and Ruby's team with ya! Oh, and lover boy too."
"Ooookay…"
Meanwhile…
"Take off that mask. You don't need it!"
"What do you think you'll see if I do?"
"The face of my son."
Chiaki narrowed her eyes. "…I don't like the looks of this." She whispered, watching Kylo Ren take off his mask.
"Your son… is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father. So I destroyed him!"
"That's what Snoke wants you to believe… but that's not true. My son is alive."
"No. The supreme leader is wise."
"Snoke is using you for your power. When he gets what he wants, he'll crush you." Han got closer to Kylo. "You know its true."
"It's too late…"
"No, it's not. Leave here with me, come home. We miss you."
Chiaki leaned forward. "Come on…" She whispered.
"I'm being torn apart…"
Oh, you're gonna be heartbroken… Hiyoko thought.
"I want to be free of this pain… I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
Ooooh, this is gonna be brutal! Mikan winced.
"Will you help me?"
"Yes, anything."
Kylo Ren dropped the helmet. "Good… that's it. Easy does it…" Chiaki said, watching him give Han his lightsaber. "That's it…" She smiled as she watched them struggle. "Just let go… you got this." She whispered.
Initiating hug in three… two… one… Ibuki thought, and then Kylo activated his Lightsaber and impaled Han with it.
"AAAH!" Chiaki shrieked, putting her hands over her mouth in horror where Ibuki immediately hugged her.
Back with Rotom…
"Okay, we're here." Yang said as she, Weiss, STRQ, Rosalina and Pit were there. "…Wait, where's Blake?"
"I'm here!" Blake came over, looking a bit disheveled. "Sorry, I got a little sidetracked."
"Why do you look so beat up?" Yang asked.
"Some little kids thought I was the wife of some cat named Bagheera and wanted to ride me." Blake said a little exhaustively. "It was cute but goodness, they sure know how to pull the ears." She rubbed her cat ears. "I'm gonna be having ear aches for a while now…"
"At least they didn't scream in your ears." Weiss said.
"Yeah… I should've just hung out with my parents at Epcot… still not sure what that stands for anyway." Blake mumbled. "What are we doing here, exactly?"
"Oh good, you're all here!" Rotom came flying over.
"Rotom? Shouldn't Ruby be with you?" Weiss asked.
"Yeeeeah, about that… she got kidnapped."
"Are you sure you're not just pulling our leg?" Qrow asked.
"Hang on, sending some pictures to your scrolls and… flip phone in Rosie's case."
"You still have that?" Weiss asked.
"Touch screens weird me out…" Rosalina sheepishly admitted as they would see some pictures of Ruby, Pyrrha, Simmons and Reimu chilling in a prison, then they saw some card soldiers until they saw a picture of the Queen of Hearts holding Crescent Rose with an inquistive look in her eyes with their eyes slowly widening in horror.
"Where is she?" Summer demanded.
With the prisoners…
"Waaaaah!" Captain Toad was thrown in. "What the heck was that for…?"
"Hey." Ruby spoke up, catching his attention.
"…Let me guess. You're in here because of you wearing red." Captain Toad said.
"Pretty much." Reimu nodded.
"Waaaaaaaaaah!" Captain Shy Guy was thrown in next. "Oooof!" He grunted as he got back up. "Well, that was uncalled for."
"Red?" Reimu asked.
"Red." Captain Shy Guy nodded, and then Fox was thrown in shortly after.
"Oh hey Fox." Pyrrha greeted.
"I'm assuming you guys are wearing red." Fox said.
"Pretty much." Simmons nodded, and then someone else was thrown in. He wore red and blue and had a spider symbol on his chest.
"Ah, come on queenie! I just wanted to see what you were up to. You didn't need to throw me in here!" He mumbled as he saw his fellow prisoners. "…Red?"
"Yeah. Is that you Chiaki?" Ruby asked.
"Who's Chiaki? Never heard of your friend there. Spider-Man, nice to meet ya."
"As in THE actual Spider-Man?! Peter Parker?!" Simmons spoke up.
"I see I have another fan." He said as he casually shot a web on the ceiling and hung from the web as he pulled out a piece of paper and wrote his name on it. "Here ya go." He said, handing Simmons an autograph.
"Ha! Suck it, Grif." Simmons chuckled.
"Sooooo, what's up with you guys?"
"…How are you not getting dizzy?" Ruby asked.
"Eh, you get used to it."
Outside…
BGM: Three Days To Live (Team Fortress 2)
"Seriously… card soldiers?" Weiss asked as they were hiding behind a bush.
"Well… there's something you don't see every day." Blake quietly said.
"Okay, coast is clear. Move!" Raven said as they jumped through an intersection and hid behind another bush.
"Do we even know where to go anyway? This place is a giant maze for crying out loud." Yang said.
"I've no idea." Qrow responded.
"Psst! Over heeeere!"
"…Did you say something?" Summer asked.
"Wasn't me." Tai responded.
"Up here!"
Blake turned her head. "…Guys?" She pointed toward a tree where they saw a certain grinning cat.
Pause BGM
"Hoohoo, you actually spotted me!"
"…Is that a talking cat?" Yang wondered.
"It appears that you are lost in this maze~ Perhaps you should follow the white rabbit, he will help you find what you are looking for~" He said before fading away, leaving only his smile before it disappeared as well.
"…Okay. Am I high… or did that cat just fade away just like that?" Weiss asked.
"Nope, we saw it too." Pit responded.
"So we're all high together? Goodness, what did they put in that ice cream? First I saw a meerkat and a warthog getting along with a lion, then I saw a talking tow truck and… now this." Weiss rubbed her head. "At least I handled that last part better than Neptune."
"I saw a flying elephant flapping his ears." Qrow responded. "Thought I was drunk when I saw that."
"Saw some sentient furniture… and a candleabra singing about "be our guest" or whatever." Summer rubbed her head. "It was weird."
"Well, come on… it shouldn't be that hard to find that rabbit, right?" Rosalina asked.
"I think he was bluffing… I think. I'm not sure." Pit rubbed his head.
Back with the prisoners…
"Ya know… I can't help but notice you sound like someone we know." Ruby spoke up.
"I do?"
"Yeah, you kinda sound like… oh, what was his name again?"
"Mercury." Pyrrha responded.
"Right! Mercury!"
"Huh!" Spider-Man rubbed his chin in thought. "Come to think of it, that green haired girl I saw earlier told me the same thing. I sound exactly like this Mercury Black dude."
"Do you get that a lot?" Simmons asked.
"Honestly, it was the first time I've heard about it. It was kinda weird, but couldn't have been weirder like the time I was sucked into this portal and found myself in some weird town."
"How weird?" Reimu asked.
"I think it was a territorial dispute. Nine guys dressed up in red… this weird Soldier guy was a huge fan of me and called me a true American or something like that." He shrugged. "I gave him his autograph but I'm preeeeetty sure I walked into some kind of cult. Come to think of it, I swore I saw a familiar old man talking to some kid I webbed up on the side of the building."
"Wow, that sounds pretty interesting." Simmons said.
"Tell me about it. But hoo boy, let me tell ya something… compared to what I've faced before, those guys in red were a walk in the park. Why, just the other day-"
Outside…
"Aha! I think we found it!" Yang said.
"I didn't see a white rabbit… I think it was just dumb luck." Weiss said as they burst through the doors to see the Queen of Hearts still examining Crescent Rose.
"By all accounts, this shouldn't make sense… yet it's so fascinating." She mumbled to herself.
"HEY!" Yang yelled, which was enough to startle the queen.
"Ack!" She yelped as she turned to the group. "Who are you?"
"Let's just say we're friends with someone you kidnapped!" Pit said. "Now where is she!"
"She? You know how little that narrows it down?"
"She was holding that scythe you're fondling!" Yang said.
Weiss sweatdropped. "I think you could've worded that better."
"Oh, the one with the purple on her? What about her?" Queen of Hearts narrowed her eyes.
"You're going to show us where she is and we'll leave peacefully." Summer said.
"And what if I refuse?"
"We'll take her by force." Qrow responded.
Queen of Hearts' eye twitched. "You dare step into my kingdom and THREATEN to take away my property?!"
"YOUR property?! Are you out of your mind?!" Yang yelled as her eyes turned red. "Listen, queenie… don't make me…"
Rosalina calmly walked up to her. "Your majesty, if I may. Our friend probably got lost in here and you're curious about the design of that scythe. So why don't you just put the scythe down and we can discuss this like rational human beings? You can show us where Ruby and her friends are and we'll be on our way without inci-"
"SILENCE!" She yelled. "You dare lecture me about being a human being! Of all the nerve, you dare make a mockery out of me! Well, I will not let you speak a minute longer! GUARDS!" She yelled as suddenly, the card guards surrounded them all.
"So much for the calm approach." Rosalina sweatdropped.
"OOOOOOFF WITH THEIR HEEEEADS!"
BGM: To Our Surprise (Kingdom Hearts)
"Aaaand that escalated WAY too quickly." Blake sweatdropped as they got ready to fight as the cards surrounded them.
Royal Pain in The Red - Queen of Hearts
"To be fair, we did have our weapons drawn out." Raven pointed out.
"Not our faults she needs anger management!" Yang cocked her gauntlets as they started attacking the guards, all of them getting their card thinned butts handed to them as Tai punched through a card that knocked him flat on his back while Rosalina threw a few cosmic energy waves that knocked down a few red and black cards.
"So we go from fighting a horrific abomination, to fighting a Phazon-infused Bowser… to a queen that has anger management issues with an army of card soldiers?" Weiss said aloud, stabbing a card soldier as he fell down.
"I'll be honest… it's a nice change of pace. Even if it is a bit weird!" Blake admitted.
"Tell me about it!"
"It's not the strangest thing I've ever done!" Yang said as Pit slashed through a few card soldiers as did Summer, Qrow and Raven.
"Rrrgh, must I do everything myself!" Queen of Hearts yelled as she hopped off of her throne and held Crescent Rose, quickly charging at the group. "YAAAAAAH!" She yelled, raising it up high and swung down but Pit got in the way and blocked with his blades, then parried Crescent Rose off of her as he jumped up to grab it, then he kicked her down without much effort, stepping on her back.
"Tell us where Ruby is!" Pit demanded.
"Oh please, like I'd tell you!"
BANG!
"Mmph!" Queen of Hearts yelped as Pit pumped the scythe while the ground next to her sizzled a bit.
"Consider that a warning shot!"
"Your girl is on the other side of that door!"
End BGM
"Thank you." Pit nodded as they walked off, leaving Queen of Hearts tapping her fingers on the ground with her chin resting on the palm of her hand.
"What the devil just happened?" Queen of Hearts mumbled to herself in annoyance.
"BOOOOOO!"
"Ooooh… not those two clowns." Queen of Hearts groaned.
"That was the worst performance EVER!"
"Elsa is better, but she's letting it go!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"…Why do I let those fools hang around in this castle?"
In the so-called prison…
"Oh! Sorry!" Pyrrha said.
"And that's what happens when you don't know what you're doing." Spider-Man said as Pyrrha handed it back to him.
"The web shooter is cool though." Ruby said as Spider-Man hopped up and pulled the webbing off of Ruby that had pinned her to a wall. "Thanks."
"Don't worry about it." He chuckled as they heard the door opening up as the others walked in.
"Ruby!" Pit exclaimed.
"Oh hey Pit!" Ruby smiled as the two embraced, then embraced everyone else.
"Who's the clown?" Raven asked.
"Really? That's what you went with?" Spider-Man deadpanned. "I'm more of a spider, thank you very much."
"Yeah, this guy right here is Spider-Man." Captain Toad said.
"Yup. Number one web head of New York City, thank you very much. A superhero, if you will."
"If you're a "superhero", then how come you were locked up in here as well?" Qrow pointed out.
"…You'd be surprised how often queenie throws me in here all because of this outfit. All because I'm just curious to see what kind of "prisoners" she's holding this time." He shrugged. "Sooooo, mind if I hit you guys up with something? My treat."
"What do you have in mind?" Yang asked.
"Let's just say I have a guy here." He said and pulled out his phone. "…Ah crap, I forgot she doesn't do cell service in this castle. Hang on a moment." He said as they walked out of the castle. "Hey yo, it's me. How's about you whip up some pizza for me and a few of my friends? Awesome. We'll swing on by." He hung up. "Sooo… pizza time, anyone?"
A few hours later…
Spider-Man landed on a rooftop. "Best seat in the house." He said as he was joined by RWBY, STRQ, Rosalina, Zhang, Sora, Gloria and Marnie.
"Couldn't go on the rollercoaster, eh?" Tai teased.
"Meh. It was overrated anyway. Decided to see what The Haunted Mansion was about instead. I was disappointed."
"Too boring?"
"More like not scary enough." Zhang responded.
"So you're telling me there's a firework show that goes on every night?" Marnie asked.
"Bingo. It truly captures the magic of this place."
"I'll take your word for it." Sora chuckled.
"So, you think I could swing by Remnant one of these days? I'm curious to see how it all plays out."
"You sure? You got this… New York City to look after." Weiss said.
"That's true, but I'm pretty sure Miles can handle it. And besides, the Avengers tend to hang around New York too so I'm pretty sure New York'll be fine." He chuckled.
"Hnngh! Almost… there!" A voice said as they looked over to see Chiaki climbing up with Ibuki, Hiyoko and Mikan.
"Heard this was the best seat in the house!" Ibuki grinned.
"O-oh my…!" Chiaki said, staring at Spider-Man in front of her.
"Yo!" He greeted.
"HolycrapitsSpiderman!" Chiaki said quickly, trying her best not to fangirl.
"Ah, another fangirl. Go on, give me your best shot. I'm used to fangirl screams."
Down below…
"Hey, have you seen papa anywhere?" Junior asked.
"Can't say I have." Bowsette responded.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What the heck?" Rei wondered.
Up above…
"Mmm!" Blake winced. "Should've covered my ears for that…"
"WHAT?" Hiyoko yelled. "I think she blew my eardrums out!"
"Sorry…" Chiaki blushed.
"Heh, not bad! I'm used to this kind of stuff." Spider-Man said, signing an autograph for her. "Here ya go!"
"Th-thank you!" Chiaki said as Mikan was right behind her to catch her in case she fainted.
"Oh, there it goes." Yang said as they looked up to see fireworks blowing up in the sky.
"See? Told ya it was the best seat in the… the…" Spider-Man's spidey sense went off. "…House… hold on."
"Peter Tingle going off?" Ibuki snickered.
"Peter Ting-… who says that? It's Spidey-Sense…" He looked around. "Something's not right."
"What's wrong?" Weiss asked.
"I think it's coming from those fireworks." Spider-Man narrowed his eyes as the fireworks kept exploding… until eventually, a firework of Bowser's symbol went off, followed by several more.
"Wait, isn't that…" Marnie leaned forward before her eyes widened. "Oh no!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Several screens popped up everywhere in the park. "Caution: Rogue Guest. Caution: Rogue Guest." Before it was hijacked by Bowser himself.
BGM: Bowser's Theme (Super Mario 64)
"ATTENTION ALL PARK GOERS! THIS GALAXY IS BEING HIJACKED BY YOURS TRULY, THE KING OF AWESOME! IF YOU WILL DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE CASTLE!"
They would look directly at the castle, where an airship flew next to it as a massive spotlight shined at the top of the castle where they saw Bowser taking off the flag and replacing it with Bowser flags everywhere.
"What the gosh darned heck?!" Mickey exclaimed in horror as suddenly, Queen of Hearts was kicked out of her own castle along with the card soldiers, all of them faceplanting.
"AS OF TODAY! THIS GALAXY IS NO LONGER CALLED DISNEY GALAXY, BUT WILL BE RENAMED AS WORLD BOWSER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed as they would Bowser's emblem appearing in the front of the castle.
"What the hell is he DOING?!" Marnie yelled.
Kamek appeared next to them. "I think it would be best if we left before things get out of hand."
"Yeah… agreed!" Marnie said.
"Friend of yours?" Spider-Man asked.
"Yeah… let's go with that!" Sora sweatdropped.
"…I'll help you guys evacuate."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE REMODELING!" Bowser roared as giant Bill Blasters sprung up from the castle and shot Banzai Bills while airships surrounded the park and shot down everything.
End BGM
"Okay, that should do it." Spider-Man said as he was on the Observatory and counted everyone with the others. "Yup, that's everyone."
"Wait, where's Penny and SAPR?" Yang asked as they saw Penny and SAPR flying toward them.
"We couldn't leave these two behind!" Penny said, setting down WALL-E with EVE floating next to them.
"Besides, they're adorable!" SAPR giggled as they heard a massive thud, then saw Bowser approach them all.
"Too easy." Bowser said, dusting his hands off.
"You have some explaining to do!" Mickey approached Bowser. "Why did you pull that stunt?"
"Simple. I was given the idea to take over the entire galaxy." Bowser smirked. "You can thank Marnie for suggesting I take over the castle."
"HUH?!" Marnie yelled in surprise.
"Yeah! You told me I could take over the castle and wouldn't hurt to have two!"
"But… I… I… what… I WAS JOKING!" Marnie yelled.
"I know, but that joke gave me the idea!" Bowser smirked. "By the way, found this in the castle." He said, tossing them a Power Star.
"Soooo… because of Lady Marnie joking around, we successfully took over an entire galaxy." General Guy said.
"That seems to be the gist of it." Kamek nodded.
"Nice going." Umber playfully elbowed Marnie. "Now he has brand new territory to play with."
"Heh, if he wasn't going to take over then I would have." Cinder chuckled. "I still question why a puppet frog is dating a pig."
"Ooooh…" Marnie sulked. "He didn't need to take my idea seriously." She sighed as she saw Neo silently giggling. "It's not funny, Neo!"
["You're right. It's hilarious!"] Neo silently giggled some more.
"Riiiiight… well, I'm gonna go see if more people need to be evacuated there. Catch you later!" Spider-Man said as he tried to swing away. "…Oh. Uh… can I use a boost?" He asked as Rosalina created a Launch Star and launched him away. "WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! THANK YOOOUUUU!"
"Well, I had a fun time. How about the rest of you?" Ruby asked as everyone nodded, then she saw Doom Guy handing out stuffed animals for everyone that had he won earlier.
"Ah cool, Winnie the Pooh!" Caboose cheered.
"Aw cute, another dog." Ruby said, then spotting a "press me" on the paw. "Hmm?" She wondered as she pressed it.
"Hi there!"
"Oh!" She yelped as she pressed it again.
"My name is Dug! My master gave me this collar so I may talk!"
"Cute!" Ruby gushed and pressed it again.
"SQUIRREL!"
Another press.
"We have just met and I love you!"
"Eeeee!" Ruby squealed. "I love you too!" She hugged the toy tightly. "Zwei! Cerberus! Come take a look at this!"
"Don't worry about a thing, pipsqueak. I'm just sprucin' up the place." Bowser said.
"You endangered countless lives!" Mickey pointed out.
"You'd be surprised how often he does that." Peach rolled her eyes.
"Soooo, shall we get going then?" Rosalina spoke up as they headed off while Bowser and Mickey continued to argue… while in the distance, Disney Galaxy was slowly starting to get remodeled.
Nothin' like having fun while writing up this chapter!
Ibuki: Note to self: Get Chiaki-chan back into the MCU with Iron Man 3.
Shout outs to everyone who helped out in this chapter!