The Great Embarrassing Moments

By: Hisaki Mizu

Me: No, I don't own Naruto, but if I did then Hinata and Naruto would have already made out P

Akuma: What you say? --cracks knuckles--

Me: Heh….heh…..nothin'…and I'm sorry this is so late, I've been school busy…but school's almost over! So fear not!

Naruto: What was there to fear in the first place?

Me: My math teacher….--scary music-- and im also sorry it's so short…its been done for a while…I was gonna write more but I kept forgetting…so after a month of collecting virtual dust, here's your third chapter!

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Akuma stepped into Tazuna's home, he studied his surroundings. It was a simple house with many hallways. He walked inside.

"Dad! You're alive!"

A woman in a white shirt and apron came running out of what appeared to be the kitchen. She embraced Tazuna.

"Tsunami, it's so good to see you!"

This must be Tazuna's daughter. Akuma thought. He sniffed the air. "What's cooking? Smells heavenly."

"It's cooked carrots in a stew with duck, fish, potatoes, and green beans on the side with rice."

Akuma and Naruto's mouths started to drool.

"When's dinner?" Naruto asked.

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As Akuma and Naruto began their typical contest of who can eat the fastest; a young boy had joined them. He wore a white and blue hat, green overalls and a white shirt underneath. His name was Inari, he was Tazuna's grandson. He simply sat and looked at Akuma and Naruto as they ate with gusto. His eyes began to water and he stood up.

"Inari, where are you going?" Tazuna questioned.

"To my room to look at the sea." Inari said in a quivering voice. Naruto stopped for a moment and looked at the boy, and then he noticed Akuma had gotten a new bowl. He scarfed down his and ran to the pot.

"More please!"

Hinata sat and watched as Naruto and Akuma ate their food, she looked at hers. Then she looked at Naruto, he had finished his bowl and there was no more food left. Naruto's head drooped as Akuma continued to eat his.

"Naruto-kun y-y-you c-can have s-some of m-m-my soup." She stuttered.

Naruto glanced at her, "Wow! Thanks Hinata!" He scooped some stew from her bowl.

Hinata gasped as she looked at her stew. Naruto-kun's chopsticks! She began to chug the bowl. I'm eating something Naruto-kun's chopsticks touched! Sheswallowed faster, and faster until she began to choke. As she looked around she noticed everyone was staring at her. She blushed

"Hinata, are you okay?" Akuma asked with a worried look.

"Yes, thank y-you for y-your concern Akuma-kun."

Akuma sighed and got up. "I'm done, I'm gonna go to bed, night everyone!" Everyone waved goodnight as Akuma walked into a room where they had sleeping bags set up. He plopped down on top of his and drifted off into a deep sleep devoid of dreams.

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Akuma's eyes shot open as a low rumbling sound reached his ears. He looked around him, he couldn't see much in the dark but it seemed as though the entire team was there, but Hinata was gone. Then it dawned on him, TAZUNA! Akuma slowly got up and awoke Naruto.

"Huh? Who's there?"

"Naruto, get up, I think Tazuna's in danger. Hear that noise?"

Naruto sat up; he and Akuma were only in boxers.

"No time to get dressed, let's follow that sound!"

Naruto and Akuma followed their ears to a room, the door was drawn and they still couldn't figure out what was making it. It sounded more like rain now, but they weren't taking chances. Then, the noise stopped. Akuma pointed at Naruto, then at himself, then at the door. Naruto nodded his head. Akuma slowly reached for the door when it shot open!

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Hinata finished taking her shower; she wrapped a towel around herself and reached for the door. She flung it open and almost screamed. Naruto and Akuma were both standing there, right in front of her, IN NOTHING BUT BOXERS! She tried to look at their faces but her eyes dragged down to their six packs. She began to blush out of control, the world swirled around her, she heard a thump that sounded like a body hitting the floor, and then hers followed suit.

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The door shot open! Hinata stood there, sopping wet, in just a TOWEL! Her hair was soaked. Wow…She's beautiful even when she's wet. Akuma thought, he saw her eyes were focused on them, transfixed, he felt his face heat up and his nose was bleeding, he staggered and began to fall, trailing blood as he hit the floor.

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Hinata woke up; she looked up and saw the bathroom ceiling. "What happened?" She stood up and looked around, and then she gasped. Naruto was lying up against the opposite wall, Akuma was at his feet, bleeding. Hinata kneeled next to Akuma; she would wake up Naruto first. She slowly leaned over Akuma and began to shake Naruto.

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Akuma slowly began to awaken, he kept his eyes shut. Then he felt a change in the air. It smelled cleaner and something was dripping water on him, he opened his eyes and…

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Naruto's eyes blasted open. He looked around for the source of the scream, Hinata was on the floor, apparently unconscious, and a big red mark was on her forehead. Naruto looked down; Akuma was at his feet, his nose bleeding. A sudden shot of pain hit his forehead. He touched it gingerly, it felt bruised.

I better wake them up…