Disclaimer: I own nothing except Duke Red *spanks Duke Red* *Stagsleap joins in* Okay, enough of that...
Authors notes: I would like to dedicate this fanfic to all of my friends at the high school. Whom, without their stupidity and moronic behavior, this story would have never been born. I love you all! *huggle* R/R please! ^_^
Call Me Kenichi
(scene one)
(Many important people and city folk are gathered in a large ball room arena waiting for Duke Red and President Boon, along with the other politicians to arrive)
Random Man #1: This Ziggurat is the biggest thing to ever happen to Metropolis. I'm sure Duke Red will sit at the throne!
Random man #2: Oh, I agree, I agree...
Random Drunk guy: Ya'll don't know meeee!!!!
Random man #3: Oh God, there goes Ted again...quick, someone get me my tranquilizer...
(Duke Red along with President Boon, Minister Skunk, and Mayor Ryon are riding down a mechanical flight of stairs to the arena)
Duke Red: ......Psst....Hey Boon................hey....psssst.......
Boon: What?!
Duke Red: Is my hair okay?
Boon: *Rolls eyes* Yes, it's fine...
(The Duke along with the many other politicians stand on a platform looking out at the giant audience that are eager to ask questions to the superior men)
Duke Red: Yo, yo, yo...Wassssup yo, in these here parts! *Starts making bird noises*
(Note: This is the closest known pronunciation and spelling to what Duke Red is about to say)
Duke Red: Nice of you to come see me tonight @$%%gjh%&j668tthh56&
FH%^&*%jytyj^*(6jgjT^*8585JYJu*9898)i&%97&(7i and this guy here *points to president Boon* ght&^%*jty&*^&(kuy&*%^*867 yeah, we'll #666778 and of course $^7&^&$^htu7*(56utj6*568568 and yo' mama.
Skunk: Wow...he is so drunk...*Looks over to Duke Red who is pecking at the ground looking for grain*
(All of the reporters and journalists in the audience start asking many questions at once)
Boon: No, no, quite please.....I'm sure I can handle this....*ahem* yo' mama.
Random reporter: Please, sir. Can you tell us, is yo' mama here with you?
Mayor: Does anyone know what the hell is going on...?
Everyone: Who knows....
Duke Red: But I do know one thing! I bought this outfit I'm wearing from yo' mama! *points to president Boon*
President Boon: *punches the Duke in the face*
(The whole crowd of people start cheering for the Ziggurat. Out of the crowd, a little boy with green hair and the Monopoly man...*ahem* excuse me...his uncle, had come for the celebration)
Kenichi: Uncle Shunsaku?
Shunsaku: Eh...? What do ya want now...?
Kenichi: What's a Zigga... Zicca... Ziggura.....ahhh....to hell with it.... *Takes out cigarette*
(All of a sudden, a light shines on a large building in the shape of a....of a.....)
Kenichi: A goat?
(Thank you, young man)
Rock: It's a Marduk symbol!!!
Kenichi: Whoa....wer'd that come from?...
(A young man begins to chase a robot on top of a building, then down into the arena. He begins to shoot at the robot until the mechanical man falls to the ground. The crowd begins to scatter and scream)
Robot: Oh great, there goes my foot....Yo people. A little medical help in these here parts?....
(The young boy looks down at the robot, a look of triumph on his face)
Duke Red: Rock! Go to your room!
Rock: *Starts to tear up* I hate you! I hate you! *Runs of crying*
Kenichi: Wuss....*continues smoking*
Author's Notes: Well, that's all for now ya little buggers! *Shakes fist* Now, there's only one thing left to do...*Spanks Duke Red* R/R please! Thankies! ^^