Author's Notes: Hot Damn! Look at how far we've gotten!!!...........Well okay, it's not that far...BUT IT WILL BE! I've been somewhat busy these days because cross country season has just started, but I'll try to get out a chapter every week or so... (They're so damn short anyway..._) Now, on to chapter four!!! R/R please! ^^
Disclaimer: I own all of your souls.
Call Me Kenichi
Scene 2
(Doctor Laughton is sitting at Duke Red's desk drooling over pictures of Tima... that pervert.......*shakes fist*)
Duke Red: (Walks into office and looks around until he spots Laughton)
Dr. Laughton: (In shadows) What the hell are ya'll doin' in my house, young'un?!
Duke Red: What?! Your House?!
Dr. Laughton: Get the hell out!!!
(Notes: Okay, I guess from now on Dr. L will have a southern accent...-_-()... carry on....)
Duke Red: Listen, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! Stop trying to kill me and take my place!
Dr. Laughton: Um....yeah well........uh....Yo' mama's so fat, when she puts on a yellow dress....
Duke Red: Wait a minute....hold up....Did you just insult my moma?
Dr. Laughton: ........................................No.......*shifty eyes*
Due Red: .....because I could have sworn......
Dr. Laughton: TAKE THIS YOU EVIL VULTURE OF THE NIGHT!!!! (picks up chair and throws it at Duke Red)
Duke Red: (dodges chair)..........you called my moma fat or something......
Dr. Laughton: *sigh*
Duke Red: Oh! I know! maybe I'm just hearing things!
Dr. Laughton: (Taps foot impatiently)
Duke Red: Or, there could be a completely logical explanation for this.......
Dr. Laughton: WHY WON'T YOU DIE???!!!!! (Throws a flaming trash can at the Duke's face)
Duke Red: (Ducks can).....like you could be drunk or something.....
Dr. Laughton: FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!
Duke Red: Are you drunk Dr. Laughton?
Dr. Laughton: YES! YES! I'M DRUNK, OKAY?! IF IT WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP, THEN I'M DRUNK!!!
Duke Red: Figures........
Dr. Laughton: Well, a glass or two a day is always.... Hey, shut up!!! Ya'll don't know me!!!
Duke Red: Oh, come on! (Starts to walk over to his desk)
Duke Red: I mean, seriously, I've already told you alcohol gets your head all funny, I mean, look at how I turned out!
Dr. Laughton: (looks at Duke).............*shudder*
Duke Red: Nuff said....
Dr. Laughton: Great, great, now shut up and get the hell outa my house!!!
Duke Red: You shut up! This is my house anyway!
Dr. Laughton: I don't see your name written on it!
Duke Red: It's all over the walls....didn't you see it?.....(span out to all of the walls covered with giant letters reading Duke Red's House written in blood)
Dr. Laughton:.............oh.......
Rock: .......................
Duke Red: Whoa......wher'd you come from?......
Rock: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Duke Red: (Groans and takes some aspirin) All right Laughton, you're dismissed....
Dr. Laughton: (Walks out of room mumbling about keeping things off his property.....takes one look at Rock...) AHHH!!!!!! IT'S A DEMON!!!!!!
Rock: What?! Oh, that does it! (Gives Dr. Laughton a very feminine slap on the face)
Dr. Laughton:.............................*disinergrates*
Rock: I showed him!
Duke Red: What do you want, Rock?......
Rock: Something's happened mom.....
Duke Red: WHAT?!
Rock: I know! It was like, soooooo awful!!!
Duke Red: No, no, I mean what did you call me?!
Rock: ...................Mom.....
Duke Red: Listen here, boy! I ain't no stinkin' woman! And further more....(The Duke Begins to loose control again) ^^%^UJR%^*%&*^U&I^J^&J^&*I^&*(&(^&(797^&
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GH^&I*I* (starts making bird noises) GHJTYJ^&&(*O^M%&I^^*KRM^*IO*I&J bass kicking GFTY^*&(O^*(*O*(&^I&&NU^&*I^*JYJ%&(^&^&I& Barbra Streisand FGTYI&(7
HYU^&I&**OJUR^JNR^I%&%IJJ EGGS!!!!!!
Rock:...............................................Understood.
Duke Red: And for God's sake, put some cloths on! (Span out to see Rock only wearing a shopping bag)
Rock: What? You don't like my bag...?
Author's Notes: *Looks out to see most of her readers heads blown up*.........I know.... I feel your pain..... Well, another chapter completed! Let's play a game, shall we? Anybody who can figure out what Duke Red is saying half the time will win a prize!!! R/R please!!! Bye guys! ^_^