Disclaimer: I do not own the Flash, Justice League (I wish), or All-Star by Smash Mouth.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"All Star"

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Barry always told me I was too hyper for my own good. He hit the ADHD nail on the head.

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

I was never too bright either, but increased gave me more time to think, so I never had a real problem with that.

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

I was a loser in high school, but now I run with the best of 'um. Literally running.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

And comin' fast.

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

And damn can I run fast!

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

So what if I piss people off? I've never been able to resist a practical joke, and why not? I love to have fun and live life to the fullest!

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

I was always. . . hyper. . .ish,

So what's wrong with taking the back streets

Never saw nuthin' wrong with saving time.

You'll never know if you don't go

Find out for yourself! You'll see what I mean.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Yeah, glowing with the Speed Force. But you didn't hear that from me.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Gold as my lightning bolt hood ornaments!

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

Except for when your burning rubber (of your boots) goin' fast (-er than the speed of light)

You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older

And you're wearing a red spandexy suit instead

But the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite picture

Nah, that's just another alien race out to exterminate humans. Me 'n the JLA got rid of them last week

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The waters getting warm so you might as well swim

Or just take the Javelin

My world's on fire how about yours

Well, goin' mega fast can make you break a sweat now and then. . .

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Never bored when I'm runnin'. . . or bugging Batman, heh heh

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Same color as my boots and insignia and gloves and. . . I kinda like that color, don't I?

Only shooting stars break the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas

I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myself

'Cept my fuel is massive amounts of sugary substances

And we could all use a little change

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

As fast as freaking possible

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Especially when life's full of it!

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Yep, like me, the Flash, breakin' it at super-speed!