Author's Notes: You guys wanted another chapter, and by God, you're gonna get another chapter!!!........Or, something that's close enough to one..._() Well, enjoy chapter five of Call Me Kenichi. And remember, if you act now, you'll receive a pair of Duke Red's slippers for free!
Duke Red: .....the hell?! Those are my slippers!!!
Me: *Shifty eyes* Gotta go! *Jumps out window.*
Duke Red: *Takes shot gun off of wall.* The chase begins...
All right, enough of this moronic crap...just read the story...^ ^()
Disclaimer: (Spanks Duke Red)
Call Me Kenichi
Shunsaku Ban: Hello, my name is Shunsaku Ban. I'm a private detective from China...
Kenichi: Japan.
SB: Yeah, yeah, same thing.
Kenichi: *Rolls eyes*
SB: Any who, I have a letter here giving me permission to speak with Superintendent Notarlin.
scene 4
Notarlin: *Fumbling around at his desk looking at papers and stamping them. He picks one up and begins to read it.*
Notarlin: What the hell?! Get this Outta my way! *He throws it in the trash. Paper is donation for orphanage.*
SB: *Shifts uncomfortably.* Ahem. Hello Superintendent. My name is Shunsaku Ban. I'm a private detective from China...
Kenichi: We're from Japan, uncle!
SB: All right, that does it! Go sit in the corner! GO!!! *Mr. Ban points to the corner of the room.*
Kenichi: *Trudges miserably over to it and sits there.*
SB: As I was saying... I'm investigating a case here in Metropolis, an illegal organ smuggler. Now, I've never been to Metropolis and frankly I can't tell which way is which half the...
Kenichi: AHHHHH!!!!!
SB: Kenichi, if you don't stop being a pansy, you're waiting outside.....!!!!
Kenichi: Look behind you, uncle!!!
(SB turns around slowly to find a giant fish swimming behind Superintendents desk.)
SB: Holy crap! What the hell is that?!
Notarlin: *Sneaky smile* So, I see you've noticed my wife!
(SB and Kenichi stare at him dumbfounded for about a minute)
SB: All right!! That does it! Why is it that everywhere I go I end up running into someone who's wife is a giant, mutant fish?! *Begins to drag Kenichi out of the office.*
(Missing scene. Cut to Robot Junction.)
SB: .....The hell....?
Kenichi: Wow! Those were the most exciting six months of my life!
SB: .....What in the.....?
Kenichi: Oh, you were too drunk to remember.....But it was soooo cool!!! I became president for 2 1/2 days, and then China got taken over by killer penguins in mobile suites!!!
SB:........
Kenichi: *sighs* Good times...too bad you were in rehab. Anyway, what are we waiting for? Let's go get that robot!
SB: What robot...?
Kenichi: Ah, to hell with it...*Takes out another cigarette*
SB: Where do you keep getting those....?
( They both go outside and pick a random robot out of a dumpster and put his head back on with masking tape.)
Robot: Hello. My name is Pureconopolukzaregelentinavinotufas#%ghrf&577Gh^&^gghhyukufostinukliva578n....(3 years later) the seventeenth.
SB:.................................I'm gonna call you Pero!
Pero: Yo' mama.
Kenichi: C'mon you guys! We have to find that criminal!
Pero: *Bitch slaps him* Shut up ya little biiiooootch.
Kenichi: *Burns him with cigarette*
Scene 5
( Pero, SB, and Kenichi are standing in the middle of Metropolis talking about where the criminal may be.)
Pero: If your criminal wanted to hide, he wouldn't come here. He'd go to Zone 1.
SB: Huh....? Zone 1?
Pero: It's underground.
SB: Ah, you are a detective.
Pero: Yo' mama gives lousy head.
Kenichi: Hey, look at that! *Points to robot being killed*
(Mardulks start shooting at the robot who falls from his spot on top of a building.....*cough* strip joint *cough* The Mardulks start to leave once the think the robot is dead.)
Robot: *Peeks eye open* Suckers! *Runs into alley*
Kenichi: *Blink Blink*
SB: Kenichi! What are you doing? Hurry up!
Kenichi: Coming!
(Kenichi, SB, and yo' mama...*ahem* excuse me...Pero, entered Zone 1)
Pero: There are many places with much crime in Zone 1. Places where us police have little authority.
SB: Like down there...? *Points down a dark staircase into an alley*
Pero: Yo' mama's a biotch in bed.
Author's Notes: Um.....many apologies to all of you Pero fans....I just couldn't resist. ^_^ Now, Remember! Review NOW and you'll receive a pair of Duke Red's slippers absolutely free!
(Duke Red chops down the door with a big ass ax.)
Duke Red: Heeeeeeeere's DUKIE!!!!
(Psycho music starts playing.)
Oh, boy....that couldn't have been good..........(Starts running away from an ax wielding Duke Red.)