Author's Notes: (Looks back) Heh, heh..... sorry bout the delay, I guess I was really busy...
Duke Red: You sat around on your ass all day!
Author: Like I said...I was really busy.... Oh, by the way, here are your slippers, good as new.
Duke Red: ....This one has a bite taken out of it!
Author: *Shifty eyes*
Disclaimer: Discla-what now.....?
Call Me Kenichi
Scene 6
(Duke Red and his two body guards are walking down a very silent and dark alley in Zone 1.)
Duke Red: ..............Ka kaw........
Body guards 1 and 2: ......(stare at him blankly)
Duke Red: ....*Shifty eyes* Wasn't me......
(They continue walking down the cold and creepy alley way to Dr. Laughtons.)
Guard #2: (Starts humming pink panther theme) Doo do, doo do, do do do do.....
(They finally reach Dr. Laughton's Lab, open the door, only to find Dr. Laughton himself standing right in front of it)
All three: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dr. Laughton: What? What?! (Starts freaking out)
Duke Red: Oh, never mind. It's just you. Sorry, but you looked kinda like a flesh crazed chimpanzee for a moment there...
Dr. Laughton: Yeah, I get that a lot......(Scratches head, picks out bug, eats it)
(Duke Red and Dr. Laughton walk into the laboratory, which turns out to be a giant dump....... No, I mean literally, this place was a giant dump. I'm not using that phrase to be creative or anything, the man was living in fifth, got it? I mean like, dumpster in back of my school cafeteria filth. There was like, shit an' stuff everywhere. Old T.V dinner trays, used kleenexes, diapers, President Boon's pants, ya know, all the nasty stuff. I'm not exaggerating or anything either, I mean, this guy lived in a genuine .....)
Duke Red: Well, what do you expect? I mean, look at him! (Points to Dr. Laughton, on the floor, blowing his nose with his pants.)
Everyone in the room: ...........*shudder*
Dr. Laughton: ......What?
(Surprise, surprise......)
(Dr. Laughton then proceeds to show Duke Red the android replica of his dead daughter, Tima)
Dr. Laughton: ....This is the replica of Tima.....
Duke Red: ...Uh huh.... very nice.....
Dr. Laughton: .....And this is the proto-type Richard Simmons you wanted. (Points to another tank with a robotic Richard Simmons in it)
Duke Red: Ah, excellent! Soon my plan will take shape!!!
Dr. Laughton: And what plan is this.....?
Duke Red: .....Oh, yes well, you see.....*Runs away*
Dr. Laughton: Damnit! That's the third time this week! Oh well, might as well finish Tima...(Tries to make his way over to the controlling booth without stepping on something that's still alive in the mess of shit that he calls a home)
(In the mean time, while this was all happening, Rock found a nice spot to look in at the two and see what was.......um.....okay, cross all that, he's checking his complexion in the mirror...)
Rock: (Talking to his reflection in a pocket sized compact) Who's a sexy beast? Who's a sexy beast...?
Dr. Laughton: (Still fumbling around with the controls) Hmmmm..... now if I put this here.....and take that out.......stick it into that thingy......Oh, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.......Hm, maybe this will do something........(Sticks thumb in mouth) Yo' mama's so fat.......!!!!!!
(The machine finally starts to work, but at the same time, Rock is walking in)
Dr. Laughton: (Looks down at Rock).....What the hell....? Why won't anyone leave me alone in my house???!!!
Rock: ....Because you live in a dump, you jackass........
Dr. Laughton: I live in a what now.....?
Rock: Open your eyes and look at the big picture, you're just a slave to my mother!
Dr. Laughton: .....Your mother......?
Rock: ......Duke Red..........
Dr. Laughton: Ah, okay.....well, um..... Yo' mama's so fat, when she puts on a yellow dress......
Rock: Oh, for the love of......will you give it a rest?! Those yo' mama' jokes are getting on my nerves!!!
Dr. Laughton: .......................Yo'mama'ssofatherbeltsizeisthatofthe.......
Rock: ....Oh, forget it! (Takes out gun and starts shooting at the tank that holds robotic Tima)
Dr. Laughton: What the hell are you doing?!
Rock: Oh, ooops....sorry.......(Shoots Dr. Laughton)
Dr. Laughton: ......Ack....NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Starts to disintegrate)
(Rock proceeds to destroy the robotic Tima..... bang bang, boom boom..... you've seen the movie.......)
Note: This next scene was added in at the last minute for Liz M.
(Rock runs away from the burning lab only to find Atlas writing graffiti all over one of the alley walls.)
Atlas: (Graffiti reads I did it 3 times a week for the 11th week slide.)........Heh, heh.......all right.....!
Rock: Atlas!
Atlas: *Shifty eyes* Oh, um.....hi Rock.......
Rock: Oh, Atlas! I missed you so much!!! (Glomps on to Atlas and starts humping his leg)
Atlas: .......Jesus Christ, kid.......save some for later.....
(Atlas tries to push Rock off using his hands, but of course that doesn't work, so he proceeds to pry Rock off using a crow bar......but, Rock is still going at it (He's such a little go-getter, isn't he? ^_^) So, he walks, or should I say, drags himself home with Rock still going strong.)
Author's Notes: Okay, this chapter was just plain gross......
Duke Red: You're telling me! Ever since you put Boon's pants in Dr. Laughton's house he's been walking around in his boxers all day...
Boon: (Walks in wearing boxers) Where's the beef?!
Author and Duke Red: .......*Shudder*
Well, join us next time, on another exciting chapter of Call Me Kenichi!
Duke Red: .....Um.....shouldn't we do something about that.....? (Points to under the table where Rock is humping Atlas's leg while he is trying to eat dinner and have a normal conversation with the rest of his rebellious buddies.)
Author: Nah..... He'll tire himself out soon......
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