Well here is installment no. 2! I've kept it in Lily/James era mainly because I don't know whether I'm going to leave it and stray into Harry era… any preferences or ideas most welcome! Enjoy my lovelies :)

R xxx

Disclaimer:

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Yeah, so it's not mine, and I'm still dirt poor. Weep for me.

Sirius (+ James)

'Alright there Prongs?'

'Prongs?'

'Yo! Earth to Prongs! Hello?'

'Woah, look… McGonagall naked…'

'Ha! That got your attention didn't it?'

'Ow!'

'Yeah, okay I kinda deserved that.'

'Yes, well now I have your undivided attention, I thought I'd tell you that Remus left about an hour ago.'

'To go and buy some new socks…'

'No not really! Snap to it Prongs- focus.'

'I thought we'd leave in about half an hour.'

'To go and buy some gloves to go with Remus's new socks.'

'NO NOT REALLY! Seriously James…'

'Yeah, haha, never heard that one before…'

'But honestly James, are you feeling alright?'

'I'm taking your temperature… you're really not yourself.'

'Say "Ah"'

'So I can pretend to be extremely knowledgeable about all ailments that include excessive day-dreaming, severe staring into space and wan smiling.'

'Have you had anything to eat in the last hour?'

'Well, that must be the problem. Come on, we'll go to the kitchens on our way to the Willow.'

'What do you mean "why?". Prongs, it's full moon…'

'Exactly, so as I said, we're leaving soon, you might want to get your cloak out.'

'Then where is it?'

'Evans? Since when did Evans know you have an invisibility cloak? Actually, since when would Evans ask to borrow anything from you?'

'Weird… she must be losing her evil psycho-bitch exterior.'

'Since she killed Bob, may he rest in peace.'

'Bob. You know… my puffskein…'

'Well then it was your fault for replacing him in the Quidditch kit. Damn, but Evans is a good beater…'

'Okay, off the Evans talk. It's Moony we're worried about tonight.'

'Moony, you know… Remus, Jekyll and Hyde, man-with-a-monthly-problem? Okay, you are definitely ill.'

'I'm going to say this very slowly and carefully, and you are going to listen to me. We are going to the Whomping Willow in twenty minutes in order to spend the night with Remus as he goes through his transformation this month. Following so far?'

'Good. On the way to said Whomping Willow, we are going to stop by the kitchens to get you some food, as you are clearly lacking in vital brain functions due to starvation.'

'I don't care if you're not hungry, this will make you better.'

'I don't care if you're not ill.'

'Prongs, if you don't concentrate and stop gazing into space, I am going to call Peeves up here and get him to… do something painful.'

'And you're… okay with that?'

'Okay, joke over. Where have you put my best mate?'

'Then please explain the total apathy I am currently witnessing.'

'Talked? Okay, translation: "I was stalking Evans and she caught me and asked me what I was doing hiding behind a suit of armour".'

'Prefect duty?'

'Together?'

'But I thought she'd scheduled your duties to be as far away from hers as humanely possible.'

'Hmm… frosty ice-bitch is definitely thawing…'

'OUCH!'

'Did not.'

'Did not.'

'Did no- oh shut up! So anyway, what happened?'

'Talking. Okay… talking is good…'

'Again? Prongs… you know that whenever you ask her that she hits you.'

'Yeah, that's true- no bruises tonight… So what did she do instead? Lock you in a cupboard?

'Remove your sanity?'

'Come on, gimme a clue.'

'SHE SAID WHAT!'

At this point the author would like to clarify that Mr Black fainted (very attractively of course) only to be revived by Peeves throwing a bucket of ice all over him (followed by vehement swearing on Mr Black's part... phwoar...!). Soooo, any guesses from you lovely people as to what was said:D

R xxx