Author's Notes: (eating chocolate pocky) Well, considering I've kept people waiting way too long, this chapter will be fairly longer to make up for it.

Duke Red: Aren't you allergic to chocolate?

Author: ...........yeeeeesss......

Duke Red: ................

Author: ..................

Duke Red: I'll call the hospital.

Author: Thanks.

Disclaimer: Weeeeeel, I was gonna say I owned Skunk, but all the producers would give me were his pants....(holds up Skunk's pants)

Skunk: (walks in, grabs pants, walks out)

Author: He'll be back........he aaaaalways comes back.......(shakes fist)

Call Me Kenichi

Scene 7

SB: So, have you seen this man or not?

Random dude: Oh, God! He's naked! (burns eyes)

SB: (looks at picture) Ooops, wrong one...

Kenichi: Y'know, you should really stop carrying around naked pictures of yourself, uncle...

SB: And you know what you should stop doing? You should stop pointing out how stupid everyone is. It's like your whole life is focused around morals and lessons and pansey ass crap like that. God, it's like we're living in...in....um, Ken? Where was Jesus born?

Kenichi: Jeeeeee-ssuuuus?

SB: You know, he had like....a toga, beard, long hair....?

Kenichi: ......ummmm.........Jesus land?

SB: .....yeah, that sounds about right.....It's like when you're around we're living in Jesus land!

Pero: Yo' yo' yo' my funky home slice a' broverz, ya'll be trippin' up in here, ya'll be dissin' my man Ima mess up alla ya'll, I swear it, dawgz!

SB: ...............

Kenichi: ..............

Pero: Hey! Ya'll here me! Ya'll know wa Ima sayin'?

Kenichi: Did he just say he's a Super Saiyen?

Pero: pfffft.......ya'll be trippin'.......

Kenichi: I'm tripping?

SB: He means for you to tie your shoes! (rolls eyes) Sometimes, you're just not down with it Kenichi...

Kenichi: Down with what?!

Scene 8

Doctor Laughton's lab is burning down and his ass is slowly disintegrating. His ass being the source of his life, he will not be able to go on without it. Damn, now that's drama.

Dr. Laughton: (coughs up blood) Ack! My ass!!!

Tima: (opens her eyes, looks around) Je suis qui?

Author: It begins.......bum bum BUM!

Scene 9

SB: ....and this is Kenichi when he was 3, and this is Kenichi when he...oh, look! He looked so much like a girl that his mother made him wear dresses to school....whoa, oh Kenichi I thought you were a girl for a minute...

Kenichi: Don't you have any pictures of the criminal in there?

SB: What criminal?

Pero: Yo, yo, yo, suckaz! Wes gots to move, brover, we all gonna be toast! Desa burnin' down a whacked-out motha-#$% lab n' shit!

Kenichi: ............I swear to God, that's not english.

Suddenly, Kenichi and his uncle hear screams and cries of Fire! Fire! Run for it! from scattering Zone 1 inhabitants.

SB: Wait a minute...

Kenichi: Yes?

SB: People are running around screaming , right?

Kenichi: yeees.....

SB: So that must mean....

Kenichi: Yeeeeeesss.......

SB: That they're......

Kenichi: YEEEEEEESSS.......!!!!!!

SB: ..................Oh wait, gimme a minute I think I got this.......

Kenichi grabs his uncle's hand and they run in the direction of the burning lab, all the while Pero running along beside them yelling out stuff about Jesus and foos and crack hoes and motha-#$% and a bunch of other crap no one can understand.

Scene 10

Carl: What the hell is that?!

Atlas: He uummmm....just kind of attaches himself at times.....

Rock: (still humping Atlas' leg)

Kenichi, Shunsaku Ban, and The Bitch (you bloody know who I'm talking about) enter the scene. Robots are molding together to form machines that shoot out water from two canons and they are using this to put out the fire.

Carl: (yelling to crowd) We can't let the Marduks do this to us anymore! Let's get weapons, and fight fire with fire!

Crowd: YEAH!!!!!

Atlas: Um, kid? This might be a good time for you to leave...

Rock: Hang on.... almost done......

Atlas: .........

Pero gets in the middle of the mobbing crowd and suggests they solve this dilemma in the mature, adult way......have a shoot out behind Jerry's liquor at 2 AM. Of course, Kenichi butts in by saying that wouldn't be a good idea and suggests they talk out their differences. Pffft....who does that anymore?!

Carl: We don't need a robot to butt into our business here! (knocks Pero's gangsta' hat right off his gangsta' head)

Pero: (pissed off) Ooooooohhh.....you #$%!!! Ya'll beatin' on #$% kick your #$%FTJTY&IJ&NJYKYKRTUJRUUJFGFHFJTYIu6756jU%I%U4u5!!!!!!(starts jumping up and down) Bring it. C'mon! BRING IT!!!

Carl: (picks up a rock and chucks it at Pero's head)

Pero: (head comes flying off)

Random little girl in Top Gate: Mommy, I love you so much! (licking ice cream)

Random little girl in Top Gate's mommy: I love you too, darling!

Pero's head comes falling out of the sky and lands in the little girl's ice cream.

Little girl: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Ziggurat

Duke Red: (taking bubble bath, playing with rubber ducky) What the hell was that?!

President's mansion

Boon: (tossing Skunk's prissy minister hat back and forth from him to Lamp while Skunk runs around in the middle trying to get it back) What was that?

Skunk: Gimme my hat!!!

Back at burning lab

Kenichi: Hey, did you just hear something?

SB: Ya know, ever since you started smoking you've been seeing and hearing a lot of weird things lately.

Kenichi: Oh, I have not... (looks in crowd and spots a bondage Astro Boy with knee high leather boots and a whip)

Astro Boy: (snaps whip) c'mere bitch...

Kenichi: (0o)

Atlas: (trying to shake Rock off his leg) Get off! Get off I say!

Rock: (whining) But AT-LAAAAAAS!!!

Kenichi: Wait a minute...I know that voice! (looks at Rock)

Rock: (looks at Kenichi)

Rock and Kenichi: (gasp) IT'S YOU!

SB: Oh great...the little weirdos know each other...

Rock: Know each other?! Kenichi broke my heart! (starts sobbing)

Carl: Wow...sounds like a real love story. Hey kid, why don't you tell us what happened?

Rock: Oh no, I couldn't possibly...but, I will!

Everyone: (sweat drop)

Rock: It all began one hot, summer day...

Wavy flashback thingy

End wavy flashback thingy

Rock: Ahhhhh.... what a true tale about romance....

Kenichi: Wait a minute, what just happened?

SB: Nothing happened, dammit! Where's the flashback?!

Rock: Oh, that's right! Here, I think I've got it now...

Wavy flashback thingy

 Rock: (wearing a french maid's outfit) Kenichi! Oh, Kenichi! I'm going to have your child!

End wavy flashback thingy

Kenichi: What the hell was that?

SB: Kenichi! How could you leave your pregnant wife?!

Kenichi: He was not my wife and he was not pregnant!

Rock: (shifty eyes)

Kenichi: Fine, then if you were pregnant, where's the baby?

Rock: Ummmm......(looks into crowd).....uuhhhh.....(points to Atlas)

Atlas: (eating a twinkie) Wha...?

Kenichi: That's our kid?

Rock: (nod)

Kenichi: He's like, five years older than us!!!

Rock: Uuuummm....he was a late baby.....

Kenichi: Alright, you know what, screw you guys! I'm going in to get that criminal by myself!

SB: Good luck, kid!

Kenichi: SHUT UP! You're coming with me!

SB: Okay, okay...God, why are you acting so OOC?

Kenichi: (snarls, bites, spits out acid saliva)

SB: Sorry I asked.....

Scene 10

Kenichi and Shunsaku Ban look at the burning lab.

SB: Okay, here's the plan. I'll wait here, you run into that burning lab and kill yourself.

Kenichi: You're supposed to be my guardian!

SB: I'm your what now?

Kenichi: Listen, I'll go this way, you go that way.

SB: Which way?

Kenichi: TT()

Scene 11

After a long and strenuous argument, Kenichi came to the conclusion that it would be much easier if his uncle did not come with him. While running through the lab, Kenichi spots a girl stumble and then fall.

Kenichi: Hey, she's naked....and...glowing blue.....and NAKED! (wraps his jacket around Tima's glowing blue naked body and attempts to help her get out of there. Alas, considering Kenichi's arms and legs are so unbelievably fat, the ground collapses under their weight and the young boy and girl fall all the way down into Zone 3)

Kenichi: Curse my unbelievably fat arms and legs!!!

Scene 12

Duke Red: (standing in front of a giant window inside the Ziggurat looking out to his city) What?! Laughton's lab burned down?! (still holding rubber ducky)

Rock: Well.....(getting distracted)...ummm....he apparently was doing unauthorized experiments....and he...uummmm.....Hey! Can I play with the ducky?!

Duke Red: (protects ducky with his arm) No, he's mine.

Rock: Oh poo. Anyway, he was a danger to the state, and now that danger has been...oh c'mon! Just let me hold the damn thing!

Duke Red: NOOO! (hides ducky behind back) He...doesn't work well with others...

Rock: ppffft....whatever girlfriend....(gives the hand)

Duke Red: Don't you call me girlfriend, girlfriend! (snaps fingers)

Rock: Mom?

Duke Red: Wha...?

Rock: Can I call you mom?

Duke Red: No!

Rock: Betty?

Duke Red: NO!

Rock: Betty?

Duke Red: I just said no to that!!!

Rock: Okay, okay, then how bout Betty?

Duke Red: DAMMIT BOY...!!!

Rock: Bob?

Duke Red: ........

Rock: Can I call you Bob?

Duke Red: .........Ooookaaayyyy....

Rock: Yay! (runs off skipping) tra la la...

2 hours later

Duke Red finds a note tapped to the door of his office which reads Duke Bob's office.

Duke Bob: DAMMIT ROCK!!!

Author's Notes: (in hospital bed) No, I'm not really allergic to chocolate, I just thought this would be a good way to get out of school for a few hours.

Kenichi: You said it! (in hospital bed next to author) I pity the poor fools who are doing work right now!

Author: Yes, that's right! So, why are you here?

Kenichi: I purposely broke both of my arms, drank a few bottles of bathroom chemicals and then gave myself a concussion by running into my bedroom door 17 and a half times.

Author: (0o)

Kenichi: Hey, but no school for a week, right?

Author: .............

Kenichi: (to nurse) Is she all right?

Nurse: Yes, she just went into cardiac arrest is all. Don't worry, her heart will start beating again soon.

Author: .........................

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