"Sasori! You're a way better cook than my mom!" Dimitri proclaimed.
"I don't Dimitri, your mom makes sweet corn casserole." Sasori said.
"Eww, I hate her corn casserole!" Dimitri said.
"You know, that kid doesn't look like 'the leader' or his wife….do you think he's adopted?" Kisame asked Zetsu.
"Well, we've never actually seen 'the leader' so he could actually favor him." Zetsu said.
"Good point." Kisame answered. Sasori now had cupcakes in the oven because he was going to have a cupcake decorating fest later on; he knew Deidara would flip out with excitement. Speaking of Deidara….
"You mean I came from an egg? Really?" Helena was fascinated.
"Yes, you did and that egg is in your mother and that's why she gave birth to you, yeah." Deidara answered.
"But Deidara, why do you have to have a boy to have a baby, you haven't told me that." Helena simply HAD to know.
"No Deidara! Don't tell her! It will freak her out if she finds out something gets shoved…."
"Sshhhhh! Shut up Itachi, yeah!"
"Here's what happens Helena, it all starts when a mother and a father decide they want to have a baby, yeah. And then…"
"Zetsu, why do you look like some kind of plant?" Zetsu answered him only to find that Dimitri had a bunch o questions for Zetsu.
"What's the thing around your head? Does it hurt? How old are you? Is it cool being green? Have you ever had a girlfriend? Are your parents green? What are your hobbies Zetsu?" And his questions went on and on. It was then that Dimitri, Kisame, Tobi and Kakuzu decided to play the famous board game Sorry! Just when the current situation at the apartment seemed that couldn't get worst…Dimitri had a question of his own…
"You know other night at my house I heard my mom kind of screaming in her and dad's bedroom. They had their door closed, they always told me that when their door closed, I was never supposed to go in there. Why is that?" Kisame nearly choked on the tea he was drinking."
"This is all you Sasori." Zetsu said pretending like Dimitri had said nothing.'
"Um….well….maybe….they're….just…you know…doing stuff." Ah, Sasori had such a way with words.
"Like what?" Dimitri just had to know. "Damn this kid and the questions? What's with kids and asking stuff all the time. KNOWLEDGE IS NOT POWER!" Sasori said to himself.
"I don't know, maybe Twister?" Sasori said. Dimitri thought about this for a moment.
"Well, I guess that could be because one morning my mom had carpet burn on her knees." This time Kisame did choke on the tea. He couldn't turn blue from lack of breath…he was already blue, instead he coughed like crazy all over the Sorry board.
Helena's eyes were round like the moon. "…" was all she said. Then there was a long silence as Deidara handed Matilda with braided hair back to Helena. Then she smiled.
"Deidara! Thank you for telling me where babies come from!" She wasn't as freaked out as Itachi thought she would be. Instead she gave Deidara a hug. At this moment Itachi burst into tears and ran out into the living room. Sasori was more than thankful for one of his dramatic episodes for once.
"Itachi! We are SO glad you came out here! You're just in time! Why are you crying?"
"It's just that….it's…." Itachi stopped since he was sobbing like crazy. "Deidara's going to make such a wonderful father!" and the tears continued to pour.
"O…K…." Sasori said confused.
"Deidara just explained….he…he…he's just so paternal." Itachi sobbed some more. Deidara emerged with the seven year old in his arms, he was going to fix her a plate of the macaroni and cheese/hotdog mixture. The site of Deidara sitting her on the countertop while he fixed her a plate made Itachi only get more emotional.
"I…I…I wish I hadn't killed my dad! He never had 'the talk' with me."
"What talk!" Sasori demanded and Itachi explained as he dried his tears.