Summary: Beonca Deawseqer from Crash Bandicoot has enrolled in Hogwarts.

I only own Beonca.

1. Tell Snape that the new DADA teacher who he likes has a crush on him.

"Yo Profes. Snape the DADA teacher likes you." Beonca said.

Snape runs to the DADA room.

"I heard you liked me. Want to go on a date?"

The poor teacher ran away from his ugly face.

He started to cry.

2. Tell Snape that Dumbledore has requested all staff to dress up in a duck suit in class

"It's true Pro.S that's what Dumbledore told me." Beonca said.

Snape walks into the great hall with the suit on. The whole hall bursts into laughter.

"I thought you said…"

"Gotcha!" Beonca laughed.

3. Make tire screeching noises when in potions class

"Ok class today we will be making a potion for…."

"ERRRRRRRRRRRR! SCREEEECCCHH!" Beonca said.

The class laughed.

"Anyway….."

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

This continues for the entire class.

4.Dance on his desk

"Ok class yesterday we were going to make a fire prevention potion so we will do it now. First ingrediant is horse…." Snape began.

"Hey class!" Beonca yells. She jumps on Snape's desk and starts dancing.

Snape groans as the class laughs.

5. Speak gibberish when Snape asks you a question

"Who knows how many times to stir Seacuq potion? Perhaps you Miss Deawseqer?"

"Wajajajaj weojh dhboo wooo wooo wooo!"

Snape rolls his eyes and asks Hermionie who laughs.

6. Pour potion on his desk

Miss D please bring your potion up. I have no time for games.

Beonca walks up and pours the potion on his desk. The desk starts burning.

"TO THE HEAMASTER!" Snape yelled.

7. Call Snape Snivels

"Have you learned your lesson?" he asked as she came back.

"Yes I have Snivels."

The whole class laughs.

8. Don't sleep and make sure to fall asleep in potions.

Beonca walks in.

"You're late sit down!"

She sits and puts her head on the desk and falls asleep.

Dumbledore walks in and says it is depriving the student on knowledge if he doesn't wake her up.

9. Stare blankly and don't answer him.

Beonca walks in and sits down.

"Miss D do you have your homework?"

" "

"Hello?"

" "

"HELLO?"

" "

10. Rip up papers.

"OH Pro.Snape look at my homework!" she rips it up.

The class laughs.

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