Hi… I like Foamy the Squirrel… ALL HAIL FOAMY THE SQUIRREL! FOR HE IS THE LORD AND MASTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA-cough, cough, hack…. ANYWAY, here we are! READ 'EM AND WEEP!

Stupid Quote Time: "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

HAHAHAHA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY! Anywho, I do not own Avatar and never will (starts crying)

Chapter Two: SOKKA PAIRING:

Sokka + Ty Lee Tykka (I really really really want this to come true in the series… FOR REAL! BELIEVE IT!)

Sokka + Suki Soki or Sosuki?

Sokka + Toph Tokka

Sokka + Yue SokkaYue (Heck, Suki better not find out)

Sokka + Mai Maikka

Sokka + Meng SokkaMeng

Sokka + Azula Sokkazula

Sokka + Katara Katakka (O.O;)

Sokka + Me A REALLY SCARY RELATIONSHIP!

NOW FOR SOME PAIRINGS THAT ARE SORTA WRONG:

Sokka + Zuko SoZu

Sokka + Jet SokkaJet

Sokka + Aang Sokkaang

Sokka + Zhao Zhaokka (WTF!)

OKAY, I'M STOPPING HERE! I FELL WEIRDED OUT ENOUGH! I'M SICK! Alright, go away! Have a cup of ginseng tea to get away from my ultra creepiness! Until the next chapter, you'll here me say-What? You're still here! I said until the next chapter! Ah, anyway, next chapter is gonna be TOPH PAIRINGS!

Stupid Quote time: "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."

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…Weird…