Me: Good morning everybody! I'm baaaaaack! With a lemur! (holds up Momo like how Rafiki held up Simba in the Lion King) ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEMUR GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Momo: (blinks) ?
Me: Okay, now it's time for the thing you all have been wanting to read, ZUKO PAIRINGS! But to make things more interesting, I am going to give him to however bids the highest money on him! Oh Zuko sweeite, come on out!
Zuko: Hey, you can't bid on me! You don't own me or anything else Avatar related!
Me: Actually Zuko, I have a confession to make. This might hard for you to take in, but I'm afraid your Uncle Iroh… sold you to me.
Zuko: WHAT!
Me: And he sold for a cup of ginseng tea I whipped up! Want some? …..Zuko? Where'd the litte pyro dude go? (looks around)
Zuko: (in the fetal position off in the corner) Uncle, how could you…?
Me: oO Whoa, cool! Anyway let's start the bid at one hundred dollars! Do I hear a one hundred fifty? Two hundred? Cool! Keep it goin'!
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Chapter Five: ZUKO PAIRINGS
Zuko + Katara Zutara (gettin' really irritated about this!)
Zuko + Mai Maiko
Zuko + Toph Toko (ROCK ON TOKO!)
Zuko + Meng Menko (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Zuko + Song Sonko
Zuko + Yue Zue
Zuko + Jun Junko (Wouldn't Iroh be jealous!)
Zuko + Azula Azuko
NOW FOR SOME FREAKY SLASH PAIRINGS PAIRINGS:
Zuko + Sokka SoZu
Zuko + Jet Jezu
Zuko + Zhao Zuao (EWWW!)
Zuko + Aang Zuaang
Me: ALRIGHTY THEN! DONE WITH THAT AND BIDS PAST SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS! Sweet!
Zuko: AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FAN GIRLS!
Fangirls: evil laugh
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Me: Going up to $1000! Oh you fangirls are great, I love you all!
Zuko: Yeah, because you're making money off of them!
Me: If you be a good boy and sit down and be quiet, I'll give you 10!
Zuko:………
Me: (grins) Good boy!
Random Fan Girl: I'll give $2,500!
Me: ($.$) SOLD! He's yours! Anywho, how'd you like my chapter? Really? Good! I'm not sure what the next one will be so I'll just make it all random pairings! And I saw present it in SCREAM-O-VISION! I'll tell more about SCREAM-O-VISION that I got from one of my favorite cartoons, Freakaziod, later! SEE YA!