Reasons why Orochimaru got kicked out of Akatsuki

by weirdest1

Just some reasons me and my friend made up and we know he did not get kicked out we just thought it would be fun to think this way.

2. Chapter 2

I swear I'm losing my touch…… anyways these are the last reasons……they aren't as funy..but I tried...

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#6 The IN YOUR PANTS thing

Orochimaru: Hey Itachi

Itachi: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW!

puts fingers in Itachi's pocket

Orochimaru: I'm in your pants

Deidara: OROCHIMARU'S IN ITACHI'S PANTS!

everybody runs to see

#7 Trying to Use Sasori for firewood

Orochimaru: Sasori I think there is dust in the fire place want to check?

Sasori: Why do you want to use the fireplace? And since when do we have a fireplace…

hides a chicken on a roasting spit

Orochimaru: Because….

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A/n I can't go on with this fic anymore but I wanted to post these…. so this is the last chap……