10 Things
A/N:
While browsing FFnet's IY part I saw some lists like 10 things to do/not to do to anger an IY character/avoid death in Feudal Japan. So in this chapter of Barks I decided to make a list of my own.
Have 10 things you do/are tempted to do when you're an IY fan

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1. Instead of shaking hands you tweak ears. No matter where they are.
2. You cringe/tense when someone uses 'sit' in a sentence. You start crying when you read it more than twice in a paragraph.
3. While asked to tell about your day/your plans you go like: "I, [instert name], did/will do..." in a dark voice.
4. You're wary of people with fans. Or mirrors.
5. You stop sleeping in your bed. A branch of a tree near your house is more comfy than that thing.
6. You don't let males let you go through doors or stand behind you, mo matter how innocent they look
have a squishable flea doll in your home. Just in case
8. When you find a hair under your shirt you curse Yura's name. Repeatedly.
9. You're attracted to pink/purple round objects.
10. You feel this odd desire to jump in every old well you find.

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