Lemony Goodness
A/N: I assure you the rating for this one's T, not M, so you can go forward and read it without any fear of stumbling upon a lemon.
For purpose of this chapter let's assume there's a fanfiction portal working offline so Kags can load it on her laptop and bring with her to Feudal Japan.
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Kagome and Sango were walking from a hot spring afrer enjoying a long, relaxing bath. They were chatting with Shippou who was riding on Kagome's shoulder, smiling widely at the two girls. The day was coudy, but there was no rain, it was quite warm and the place they were camping was a lovely meadow with a small stream and thick trees surrounding it. It was lovely and the nearby hot spring was just a pleasant addition.
"I think we will make the boys take a bath too," Sango said as she looked ahead. "Inuyasha at least sometimes jumps in rivers while passing them, I don't remember when Miroku had a real bath..."
"I think we could use a day for laundry and resting," Kagome nodded. "We're running out of clean clothes to wear... I think mjority of my blouses are going to become rags, the stains of blood and guts will never disappear..."
"Hey guys..." Shippou tensed on Kagome's shoulder. "Can you hear it?"
As they both paused they heard a ot too distant cry of despair, rage and embaressment. It changed in a howl of unfulfilled bloodlust.
"Inuyasha!" all three of them cried out and rushed in direction of the camp. Their weapons were there, but so did the enemy who was torturing their friend. Kagome's heart almost broke because Inuyasha practically roared just a moment before they entered the camp.
"Stop it! I'll kill ya!" and then, just as the three friends were stepping out from the treeline, they heard chuckles and a male voice replied in a manner indicating he was trying to sound like a female.
"Oh, Inuyasha, she breathed in his fuzzy ear before taking the tip of it in her mouth and sucking at it sensually..." Miroku read and giggled as he shot a glance at his hanyou friend sitting under a tree. Inuyasha had three sutras attached to his head and shoulders, rendering him motionless and able just to throw profanities in Miroku's direction or growling at him meancingly. Kagome realizd the three slips of paper were all that kept Inuyasha from being lethal and going on a mission of ripping the human to bloody bits. His face was red and twisted in embaressment and rage, his ears plastered against his skull, claws digging in the ground before him. Then Miroku stole her attention again, reading from her laptop, located in front of him as he was sitting near her backpack. His voice was most amused. "This made the hanyou growl in pleasure and he tightened his grip on the petite form of his little miko. Kagome moaned as he started to kiss the side of her neck and collarones, fangs scraping against her flushed skin..."
"What's happening here?" suddenly pale Sango gasped out, Kagome was too shocked and embaressed to do more than blush fiercely and move her lips inaudiably. Inuyasha's eyes widened when he noticed he and his tormentor were no longer alone in the camp, his face instantly matched his robes in color.
"Oh, hello, ladies. I merely read our hanyou friend some of the fic stories from the site lady Kagome showed us before your departure for the bath," Miroku beamed at them. "I found that you can find a lot of enjoyable stuff when you assure this device you're of age. A lot of... Content..." he wiggled a brow suggestively.
"Content?" Sango's brow went up, but for a different reason. She spared a glance at the hanyou and miko - the former was growling curses and straining to free himself, the latter was still petrified annd unable to provide explanation.
"Yes, dear Sango! There are many stories featuring our friends here getting... Very close and intimate together," Miroku nodded in enthusiasm, mischief twinkling in his eyes. "You should definetely see them... And the section of the page reserved for us, there are so many things too! It's most entertainging and educative!"
Kagome finally choked out a word none of her friends from the past understood. With an impressive speed she reached the hanyou and practically tore the sutras off his form. He visibly trembled before focusing his eyes on his prey. Then his ears swiveled in his direction.
Miroku suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. Then, as a wise man he was, he dashed off the meadow, jumping above bushes and almost running into trees.
"Why did he..." started Shippou looking after him, but then something red and white ran past him growling viciously. "Ah."
Kagome, trying to force her blush away, went to close her laptop.
"I must choose a password for this," she muttered more to herself than anyone else. And she had to see the browser's history.
A loud cry of: "Nononono, myfriendIjustwantedtohavesomefun, don'tberash!..." echoed through the forest. Kagome nodded to herself. She really had to see the browser's history.
A/N: The idea came to me when I was reading a lemony fic (duh) - just think how our favourite characters would react to reading/listening to some juicy scene with them?