A/N: I know this was originally a oneshot, but I just had to do a sequel to this after re-reading my lovely little reviews from my fantastic reviewers. Poor Satoshi can never catch a break. Who do I love to torture him so? (looks at Satoshi)

Satoshi: Yay! I've got lollipops! Thanks for the candy, you guys!

Polaris: Well, at least he's happy. On with the fic!

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Satoshi sighed as he made his way home. Sure, Dark had stolen his lollipop, but that didn't mean he didn't have others stashed away. Another delicious, cherry flavored lolli was fished out of his pocket. A small smile graced the blunette's lips as he twirled the candy gracefully between his fingers, almost grateful that the phantom thief didn't have sense enough to frisk him. Ripping off the wrapper, Satoshi shoved the cherry sphere past his lips and into his hungry mouth, and began sucking like no tomorrow.

'Sooooo good.' The boy mentally purred, closing his eyes in ecstasy. It was amazing how suck a simple piece of candy could make him feel whole; fill him with such wonderful feelings and nearly bring him to orgasm. It was candy made by the gods themselves. It was no wonder why dark wanted his candy so badly.

Those azure pools snapped open when Satoshi got the feeling he was being followed. Sure enough, the Commander spun around, only to see Daisuke trailing him like a lost little puppy. 'Damnit.' Satoshi mentally cussed. 'He must've picked up the scent of my candy again! …Like a damn bloodhound!' he realized. As soon as he was about to turn tail and run, a car pulled up close to the sidewalk.

"Daisuke, sweetie! Over here!" Emiko yelled, leaning over and waving to her son out the passenger window.

"Mom?" The redhead blinked, frowning slightly that she had interrupted his hunting Satoshi.

"You have a doctor's appointment, so I thought I'd come to pick you up, Daisuke! Eh?" The woman turned her head, staring at the blunette. "Um, hi there." She smiled, then pointed to him. "Is that….?" Quickly Emiko left her car, walking quickly to Satoshi, who was paralyzed with fear. "Is that what I think it is?" she questioned, putting on her most innocent smile.

"If you assume it to be a cherry flavored lollipop, then, yes. It is." Satoshi mumbled, ready to run if he had to. In less than a second, the cherished candy was taken out of his mouth.

"Oh wow!" Emiko squealed, staring in awe at the candy, lightly coated in Satoshi's saliva, which made it glint brightly in the sun. "It's beautiful!"

It was obvious insanity ran in their family.

"Yes, I agree. Now if you'd be so kind as to give it back…" Satoshi held out his hand, in hopes she'd give it up without a fight.

'Kick her ass!' Krad growled inside the mind of the boy. 'Kick her ass, or I'll do it for you!'

'I can't.' Satoshi reasoned. "Mrs. Niwa, please…" he stepped closer to the woman. "I really have to be going."

"No!" Emiko growled in return, glaring daggers at the young commander.

"Excuse me?" Satoshi arched an eyebrow, unsure if he heard her correctly.

"You heard me! I said no!"

"Mrs. Niwa, I…" Satoshi began, ready to attack the crazed woman.

"Don't you 'Mrs. Niwa' me! I'm not giving it back!"

"Mom, you're making a scene…" Daisuke commented, wishing he could disappear.

"Shut up! Can't you see I'm busy?" the woman hissed at her son, ignoring the stares from random strangers. While her guard was brought down for a brief moment, Satoshi took a chance and took back his lollipop, then took off running.

'She's crazy! They're all crazy!' Satoshi panicked, as Emiko tore off after him.

'I could've told you that.' Krad sighed.

"Get back here!" Emiko yelled, gaining ground on the boy. There was no way in hell she'd let him get away!

Satoshi stuck his candy in his mouth, biting down hard on the stick, so as not to lose in it the chase. In desperate attempt to escape, he shoved his way through the kids crowded on the sidewalk, mentally apologizing to them for being so rude, but this was a matter of life and death.

"I said…get back!" Emiko pounced.

Satoshi glanced back.

And froze.

Before he knew it, he was in a choke hold by the psychotic woman, with his arm twisted behind his back, and most likely the entire school looking on in shock.

"Spit it out!"

All Satoshi could do was ignore the animalistic, almost demonic grows and threats from the woman, and hold onto his lollipop for dear life.

"Oh god." Daisuke whispered. "Mom, cut it out! It's not worth fighting over!"

'Oh god, I'm going to die. She's going to kill me!' Satoshi realized. 'And for what? A piece of candy!' deciding it best to lose the candy instead of his life, he parted his lips, just enough for Emiko to slip it out of his mouth. Sure enough, the beloved lollipop was taken from him.

"Now! Get in the car, Daisuke!" Emiko yelped, sticking the lolli in her mouth and making a mad dash to her car.

Daisuke got in quickly, wanting nothing more than to get away from the stares his mom was attracting. "Mom? Can you…y'know….can you never do that again?" the redhead shrank back in his seat as Emiko hit the gas, speeding down the street.

"He had it coming." The woman replied, running a red light, and nearly getting hit by oncoming traffic.

"Oh god!" Daisuke curled up into a ball, wrapping his arms around his head. "You're going to get us killed!"

"You really need to more calm, Daisuke….like me."

'You nearly killing Satoshi is calm?' Daisuke frowned. "And you know he had that candy in his mouth, right? That's just….gross." he realized that he really didn't have room to complain, since he did the exact same thing. "Like an indirect kiss." He muttered, blushing at the thought of it.

Satoshi stood, fixed firmly to the spot where Emiko attacked him. 'Maybe I should get a restraining order put on the whole family.'

A/N: Oh boy…hell hath no fury like a mother's wrath, hm? Hope you liked it!