Proving
A/N: I'm sorry, Kouga lovers. It's not like I dislike Kouga as a character, my brain just comes up with silly ideas like this one.
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Kagome was not in the best of moods. Kouga came to see them again and Inuyasha was angry and annoying - again.
"Ya don't love her, ya don't even spend much time with 'er!"
"I love you, Kagome! Let me prove it to you! I'll do anything you want!"
"Okay. Stand on your head," Kagome demanded of the wolf. The gang stared at her in shock that she didn't try to calm down the arguing men. Even Inuyasha went silent and looked at her in surprise. Kouga, on the other hand, grinned and nodded.
"As you wish, Kagome," he said and followed her order. Both inugang and Kouga's pack of wolves stared at him standing on his head and smiling smugly. To his surprise Kagome went pale, then red, then turned around. Sango gulped and did the same. Miroku grinned and Inuyasha simply stared at him dumbly.
"Now, Inuyasha," said Miroku, "Would you grow up to the challenge and do the same?"
"You mean stand on my head without my hakama on?" Inu asked and raised an eyebrow. Kagome made a choked noise. "No, thanks, I'll pass on this one."
"Oi, dog breath! I don't wear ha- Oh, shit!" Kouga realized his skirt went down (or up, depending from which angle you were looking at it) and he, as a proud leader of a wolf pack, was not wearing anything under it.