Lord Voldemort is sitting in the doctor's office, sitting on a leather couch rocking back and forth very slightly. He's holding a bright Pink teddy bear and sucking his thumb.
The Shrink walks in and sits down on a chair nearby.
Shrink: 'So Mr. Voldemort, how have you been feeling recently?'
Secretary: comes in looks a bit frightened 'er...Dr. you have another patient?'
Shrink: stands up 'does this patient have an appointment?'
Secretary: 'No that's why I came in hear' looks at Voldemort. 'He says he has to talk to you'.
Lord Voldemort: takes thumb out of mouth 'he... who is this, is it' he pauses and makes his thinking evil thoughts face' HARRY POTTER"
Harry: walks in holding bottle green teddy bear and is sucking his thumb 'Dr.. I have a problem!' notices the rather purple Voldemort 'I'll come back later'. And starts to half run half stumble out of the room.
Lord Voldemort: runs after Harry 'YOU WON"T ESCAPE THAT EAS...' falls over exceedingly long and pointless cloak.
Shrink: shakes head 'this happens every time, you'd think they would learn not to do this but.' stands up and follows the yelling Voldemort and Harry.
Secretary: 'Lunch time!'
THE END