LHJ: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Naruto: (slams down door) WAKE UP!

LHJ: DAMIT NARUTO! (Throws pillow which was full of bricks)

Naruto: OOOWWW! What was that for? And how do you sleep with bricks as pillows?

LHJ: For waking me up and destroying my door and I'm a man and bricks are good for my head.

Naruto: really?

LHJ: I dunno.

Naruto: well anyways, you're supposed to be typing a story.

LHJ: Yeah, look below.

Naruto: (does said thing) oh. Well I'm off to Ichiraku's!

LHJ: wait. You owe me money.

Naruto: What! Why!

LHJ: (points to door)

Naruto: oh. Damn. (Gives LHJ money)

Disclaimer Man: Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto, but now he owns some of Naruto's money.

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Recap: So, who's next person to ask the what-if machine?

At the Sand Village, we find the Gaara trio walking in the middle of a road. We don't know where the hell they're going, but who really cares?

"Damn it's hot today," said Kankuro.

"No shit, Sherlock," said Gaara. (oooh I'm cursing)

"Come on, let's get Kankuro's make up and go home," said Temari.

Gaara replied with an "hn" and Kankuro just said nothing.

Meanwhile back at the lab of Nagoya, the kids are just laying around thinking of a good question. Yeah, it was boring there.

"Hey Hinata," whispered Ino and Sakura at the same time. (everyone else was talking to each other loudly)

"Yes?" Hinata replied

"Why don't you ask something about you and Naruto?" said Ino.

"W-w-what? Why?" Hinata was now blushing.

"Come one! Everyone besides him knows! Just ask!" said Sakura

"Y-y-yeah so?"

"Ah, whatever. We'll do it for you!" said Ino and Sakura with a wink. (yeah, they're friends again)

"N-no don't!" said Hinata. (poor her)

"Hey Nagoya!" said Sakura.

"Yes?" replied the scientist.

"What if Hinata told Naruto how she felt about him" Yelled Ino. This caught Naruto's attention. 'What does Ino mean?' thought Naruto. Sasuke thought Hinata's head was a tomato. (as in she was blushing that badly)

"Well, you heard what she said what-if machine" said Nagoya. "Show us your answer!" The machine started flashing and making noises. A man was outside on fire running around. Konohamaru was running after him with a water gun trying to squirt him. Apparently, no one cared.

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Hinata was walking toward Naruto's favorite place, hoping to find him there. 'I'm going to tell him today' thought Hinata. She has the same body as she did when she was 15. She has the same look as she does in the manga now. She finally reached the stand, but before she went inside, she took a deep breath and went in.

"Welcome!" said the old man. She saw Naruto right in front of her and sat next to him. He just finished his second bowl.

"Hi Hinata!" said Naruto happily.

"Hi N-N-Naruto-kun. A-ano…" she was interrupted by Naruto.

"Hinata. Um… I don't really know how to say this, but… do you want to go out with me?" said Naruto. Hinata was frozen and had wide eyes. She was gonna do the thing Naruto just did. "Well? What's your answer?" asked Naruto.

"Y-y-yes! I would Naruto-kun!" said Hinata. She then ordered a miso ramen and happily ate with Naruto.

Once the couple finished, they decided to go to take a walk. They talked about their lives and what Naruto did for the three years he was gone. She also told what happened over the three years, which was nothing but the fact that Tsunade's face was on the mountain and the group became a Chunin.

"Man. This sucks. I'm still a Genin when everyone else is higher than me. I feel left out," said Naruto.

"Don't worry Naruto, You'll be with us soon. Maybe you can ask Tsunade-sama if you can ask to be a Chunin ahead of time."

"Hmmm," Naruto thought for a while. "You're right! Tsunade-obachan is nice to me! Maybe she will! Thank you!" Naruto then hugged Hinata, which caused her to blush wildly.

Then the two decided to go to Konoha's funland, filled with mini-golf, arcade, and batting cages. (I obviously made that up) They went on a round of golf and Hinata won by one point. Then, they went two rounds of the batting cages with Naruto helping Hinata, but a ball hit Hinata in the arm, but it wasn't noticeable. Lastly, they played DDR, a racing game, and street fighter. (kinda weird to see that in a ninja village)Then they both went on top of the Hokage Mountain and watched the sunset.

"Wow, the view is beautiful Naruto-kun," said Hinata. They were holding each other in their arms.

"Yeah. I sometimes watch it by myself to think," said Naruto. He then thought for a while. "Uhh Hinata? Won't your family be worried?"

"No. I always get back around dinner, which is in about twenty minutes. I always go around town either training, hanging out, or doing other stuff."

"Oh," said Naruto.

"Naruto-kun?"

"Yes?"

"I always admired you for who you are, not because of the nine-tailed fox. I never knew why the other people were mean to you, until I figured it out not to long ago. That just made me think that you were even braver than I thought. You never give up and always keep your word. You were also my confidence. You were always my sunshine on a cloudy day. (got that from the song my girl by the temptations)For that, I always loved you." Said Hinata. (all that with no stuttering. Amazing)

"Hinata," Naruto was practically speechless. No one really felt that way toward him. It kinda shocked him, but not more than halfway. "Thank you, and I love you too."

They both hug each other in front of the sunset. Then, they both looked into each other eyes and kissed each other, sealing their love for each other for eternity.

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"aaawww" said the kunoichis except the Hyuuga, who was blushing so hard her head was steaming.

"oooohhh" said most of the males. Neji and Sasuke weren't affected, since they weren't like that.

Naruto's eyes were really wide at this time. He didn't blink and just sat there, not moving. (It's a miracle!) Then he started talking to Hinata.

"Hinata, do you feel that way toward me?" asked Naruto.

"Y-y-yes," she said while nodding.

They both sat there silently. You could only hear their breathing. Then Neji decided to ask a question for the Machine.

"What if I tried to take over the Hyuuga family."

"Well, let's watch, shall we?" said Nagoya.

The screen made its usual flashes and noises while two birds hit the window and slid down. Then and egg was thrown at the window. Then the flashes and noises stopped.

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Neji is standing in the middle of a clearing with a couple of unconscious Hyuugas, including Hiashi, surrounding him. He was bleeding a little and had a couple of bruises. Just then, he goes down and a gun-wielding Hanabi is behind him. Apparently, Hinata had seen this.

"Hanabi! Did you just shoot him?"

"No, just tranquilized him. See?" she pointed to the dart.

"Oh" just then, Hiashi woke up. He walked toward.

"Hmm did Neji hurt you two?" asked Hiashi.

"No father," replied Hinata.

"Good, it's a good thing Hanabi came in with the tranquilizer," said Hiashi.

"Why didn't you use the curse mark Otousan?" asked Hanabi.

"I wanted to test his strength. So, I just stood there taking the blows to see how strong he was," said Hiashi.

"I see," the two girls said.

"Well, lets take him to the hospital and get some ice cream! Shall we?"

"Yay!" the girls yelled. They then skipped toward Konoha Hospital with an unconscious Neji being dragged.

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"Hn," said Neji. "The thing is would. I would've succeded"

"Oh come on Neji-kun," started TenTen. "The curse mark would've come in sometime"

"Hn," was all Neji said.

Meanwhile, Naruto and Hinata was just sitting there, in the same position, except Hinata was stealing some glances at Naruto to see how he was doing.

"ooohhh boy, this is gonna take a while." Said Nagoya.

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LHJ: Yeah. That's all for this chapter.

Hinata: Thanks for having Naruto and I together.

LHJ: No problem!

Naruto: hey Hinata! Want to do something?

Hinata: sure!

LHJ: Just don't go on my bed!

Naruto and Hinata: OO

Neji: You made me look like an idiot.

LHJ: Yeah so?

Neji: Nothing. I was just saying.

LHJ: oh.

The talking monkey: Remember people! R&R!

LHJ: Yeah! Do what the monkey says! Come on, lets go to the monkey bar!

Monkey: Yayayayayayyayayayayayayayaya!