LHJ: so I haven't updated in a while, but you should blame the heat. It's been so hot in LA, I was way to tired to write. Now it's the daytime and it's really cool in my house. Also, I'm in the mood of writing.

Kiba: Hey, when am I gonna be in the fic?

LHJ: Soon, as in this chapter.

Kiba: Sweet!

Akamaru: Bark!

Ino: what about me?

LHJ: whenever I feel like it.

Ino: and when is that?

LHJ: SHUT UP OR ELSE YOU WON'T EVEN BE IN THIS FIC!

Ino: meep!

Some Pimp: Anyways, Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto, but I do own some girls that some of the readers might like(looks at Ino) hey girl, wanna make some money?

Ino: Eeeewww! I'm not gonna be some prostitute!

Pimp: Damn.

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In the lab, you can here a sound of a flush coming from a door, which seems to be the bathroom door. Nagoya comes out and fixes his tie and goes back to the machine. Sakura noticed that he didn't wash his hands.

"Eeeeeewwwww!"

"What?" said Nagoya.

"You didn't wash your hands!" shouted Tenten.

"So?" replied Nagoya.

"Wash it!" shouted Ino.

"Okay, sheesh," he then goes to a sink nearby and washes his hands. Then, he comes back to the same spot mentioned a few lines ago. He then cleared his throat, "So, who's next?"

"I have one," said Chouji.

"Okay, ask," said Nagoya.

"What if I got to eat every type of food in the world?" asked Chouji.

'That was sooo expected,' thought everyone except Naruto, who was still shocked and didn't hear his question, and Hinata, who was still deep in thought about Naruto and what his reaction might be once he's out of his shock.

"Well, what-if machine, tell us your answer!" said Nagoya. The machine then did all the noises and flashes it always does. Then, a cow outside was carrying a monkey on it's back and was dragging a World War II plane somewhere. The machine stopped and started playing images.

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A table is sitting in the middle of some random mansion in some unknown country. You can see many different types of food in a different plate throughout the table. (I bet that isn't even half of it.) Then more chefs come in a put more food onto the table and took away some empty plates. Yeah that was the life for him.

"Let's see, what type of food is this?" said Chouji to himself. It was spaghetti with meatballs and some Parmesan. "Mmm, sounds good"

Yup, there were foods from all over the world. From curry rice from Japan (which is mainly their land) to liver and onions from the U.S. From French toast from France to Tacos from Mexico. Every type of food was being made in the busy kitchen of Chouji's. It also seemed that the foods wouldn't stop coming and Chouji wouldn't stop eating.

"Head Chef! Would you also make the desserts along with the main course?" asked Chouji.

"No problem!" said the Head Chef. Just then, the doorbell rang. The butler answered the door and his teammates all came to the kitchen.

"Hey Chouji…. Whoa, look at the spread!" said Shikamaru.

"Can we have some Chouji? We haven't had lunch yet!" asked the female one.

"NO! IT'S ALL MINE! MINE I TELL YA! MINE! MWA HAHAHAHA!" shouted the now crazy Chouji. (yeah, the food is making him crazy.)

"Oookay, we're leaving now," The two sane people quickly left and ran as fast as they can away from the mansion.

" he he. I always get what I want!" said Chouji and started eating again. He then started choking on some chicken and quickly suffocated to his death. The chefs then noticed this and celetbrated.

"We're free!" said one chef.

"No more cooking for this fatass!" yelled another one.

"Let's eat to celebrate!" yelled the head chef. They all started eating their food that they created and buried Chouji's body in his backyard. Then, everyone went back to live with their families. As for the teammates, they didn't really care what happened.

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Everyone seemed to not be affected in anyway of the outcomes. As for Chouji, he just got hungry and started eating his chips. So yeah, everyone knew what was going to happen in the first place. Meanwhile, Hinata was trying to get Naruto's attention from his shock from the previous chapter. (I don't think a shock can last that long.)

"So who's next?" asked Nagoya.

Kiba raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked Nagoya

"What if Akamaru is a monkey?" Kiba asked. Now, since Akamaru was too big to be in the lab, he wasn't there, but some people in the lab could've sworn they heard Akamaru bark when he asked that.

"Okay, well let's see," said Nagoya. It's the same routine like last time except it's a chicken on the cow and the cow poops. Once they all stop, the screen displays stuff.

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Kiba is training with his teammates, Hinata and Shino. They were all hiding from each other and were trying to get each other. Hinata silently activated her byakugan, Shino sent out a bug to find the others, and Kiba sent Akamaru to attack another without problem. Kiba decided to get Shino first since he didn't have a 360-degree sight like Hinata. Akamaru silently came up to Shino and did kiba's spinning jutsu (damn, I forgot what it was called.) and attacked him, but Shino did a substitution jutsu with his bugs and managed to trap Akamaru. Akamaru did some hand signs (OO a monkey can do those?) and became a giant monkey, which mad Shino let go of him and ran off. He also went back to his regular size, which is the size of a chimp. (just think of it as a normal sized monkey and not a gorilla.) Just then, a beeping noise was heard.

"Looks like time's up" said Kiba who came out of his hiding place. "Well, I gotta go. My sis needs some help today and I promised her I would."

"See ya," said Shino.

"Bye Kiba-kun," said Hinata. She then noticed that Akamaru isn't hanging onto his neck. "Kiba-kun. Where's Akamaru?"

"Wha-? Oh, I didn't notice. I thought he was walking next to me," Just then, he noticed that Akamaru found a soldier pill and was about to eat it. "No! Akamaru don't!" it was too late though. He ate. Then, he had a crazed look in its eyes and starting making monkey yells. Then he ran back to the village and went on a rampage. "This isn't good. The last time this happened, many stores were damaged and one person got seriously hurt," said Kiba.

"I'll help you Kiba," said Shino.

"Me too," said Hinata.

"Thanks guys," With that, they all ran off back to Konoha.

Once the three made it back to the village, Akamaru already made a mess. Windows were broken, stands were upside down, and people were covered with something that looked like mud, but smelled worse.

"We gotta hurry. This time, let's use the tranquilizing senbon," said Kiba.

"Right," said the other two. Then, they all ran off to find a rampaging monkey. They thought it shouldn't be too hard. After about 20 minutes, they all found each other, but they were empty handed.

"Well, did you guys find him?" asked Kiba.

"No," said Shino.

"I'm sorry Kiba-kun. I couldn't find him," said Hinata.

"Damn. I can't believe it's that hard to find a monkey." Said Kiba. Just then they heard a scream and a monkey yell. "It's Akamaru!" yelled Kiba.

They found the monkey and managed to corner him to a wall. Kiba was about to throw his senbon at him, but Akamaru threw a "present" at him, which covered most of Kiba's face. Unfortunately, the smell was so strong it knocked out Kiba. Then Shino and Hinata gasped in surprise as the monkey was about to escape, but Shino threw a senbon at him and knocked the monkey out too.

"What do we do now?" asked Shino. Hinata just shrugged. Just then Naruto came by.

"Hey Hinata, wanna g- WHOA! What's that smell?" asked Naruto while holding his nose. Shino and Hinata pointed at Kiba and Naruto started laughing.

"Ahahhahahahahahaahahaha. Kiba's covered in monkey shit!" Naruto laughing while the other two just stood there. Once Naruto regained his composure, Naruto began to ask Hinata something again. "Hinata, want to go out on a date?"

"Sure!" She then held Naruto's hand and they both walked to a restaurant. Shino just stood there.

'What should I do with Kiba?' he thought. Then he decided to a strip club and watch the girls dance.

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"Hahahahahaha. Kiba was covered in shit!" said Naruto, who was out of his shock.

"Shut up Naruto!" Yelled Kiba. He also just realized that he was annoying again.

Then Hinata tapped Naruto's shoulder. "Naruto-kun. Can I talk to you about the what-if thing?" she blushed when she finished.

"Oh, uh, sure," said Naruto who was also blushing.

Hinata was looking at Naruto face and was blushing even harder. "Well, I was wondering if you do feel that way about me. And about the stuff I was saying in the what-if machine is all true,"

"Well, I uh…" He was then cut off by Hinata continuing.

"I would understand if you didn't like me that way. I just…" Naruto cut her off also by putting his finger onto her lips.

"Don't worry. You won't have to worry about that," said Naruto in a seductive voice. He then brought her closer to himself for a kiss. She was surprised with that and blushed harder than ever. Their faces were so close, Naruto can feel the heat from her blush. Then their lips were getting closer and closer, only a piece of paper can go through, when suddenly…

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Naruto: Why a cliffhanger?

LHJ: You know nothing about stories do you?

Hinata: Naruto, it's okay! We're gonna kiss anyways!

LHJ: Are you?

Hinata: uuhhhh (pokes her index fingers together)

Naruto: Hey!

LHJ: well anyways, don't forget to R&R! And don't forget to watch Futurama people!