LHJ: All right. This chapter is mainly just random stuff and other things. Yes, there're no what-if stories, but I just wanted to do this because of one (possibly two) reasons below after this paragraph. You also may have noticed that my updates seem to be getting longer. This is because I have been getting ready for friends from Japan coming over and my dad is moving to a different room, so I had to help him. Also, because of my friends, I might not be able to update for a weak. I might be lucky and have some time to myself, but try not to count on it.
And now, the reasons I will put these chapters.
#1: Writers block. Yup. I'm out of ideas my brains stuck and I can't figure out what to put for the remaining characters. I told you I get writers block easily. This one will be a common reason.
#2: I'm may be high. Whether it be crack (which I don't do ) or candy, I might be high and be crazy. WARNING: none.
#3: I feel like it. No explanation needed.
#4: President Bush. Yup, he's another main reason for these chapters. Why you ask? It's because he sucks as a president and is better off leading an ant farm than a country.
For this chapter, it's reason 1 and 4 with a hint of 3.
Naruto: (walks up to LHJ) GIVE ME MY RAMEN
LHJ: Ugh, DISCLAIMER MAN!
Disclaimer Man: LHJ or Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto or anything of its characters. If he did, Hell would break loose.
LHJ: Damn straight.
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Last Time, on this story I call Tales of Interest, we find Naruto and Hinata about to kiss, when suddenly…
Their lips met. (You were all expecting something going to happen huh? Well it will!) They kissed for a full five seconds when Neji came out of nowhere and beat the living hell out of Naruto.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! DON'T KISS THE HYUUGA HEIR LIKE THAT!"
Now I probably didn't tell you that Neji and Hinata were on good sides with each other. Because of this, Neji becomes a lot more protective towards Hinata.
"Neji-niisan! Please! Stop!" said Hinata. Neji didn't reply or stop. Hinata then kicked Neji out of the way. "I TOLD YOU TO STOP GOD-DAMMIT!" everyone then stared at the Hyuuga heiress, who apparently was about to lose it.
'PMS' thought all the kunoichis here.
"NOOOO NARUTO-KUN!" she then cried on Naruto's chest. "NEJI! YOU KILLED HIM!" she then continued sobbing.
"I-I-I was just protecting you," replied Neji
"NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU WANTED TO KILL HIM EVER SINCE HE BEAT YOU IN THE CHUUNIN EXAMS!"
"Uh, how'd you know?"
"I HEARD YOU IN YOUR ROOM!" she then continued bawling her eyes out.
Then a beeping noise is heard.
"Uh-oh, looks like the machine needs to cool off. It's on the verge of overheating," said Nagoya.
The group replied with an "aaaaaawww," except for Hinata and Naruto, who were having their own problems (coughPMScough)
"Don't worry though, it should be cool in twenty minutes. Until then, feel free to look around." Said Nagoya. Naruto then came out of the bathroom, which then made everyone stare at him, except for Hinata, who just tackled him and cried happily into his chest.
"Naruto-kun! You're alive!" said Hinata with some sobs. "I thought Neji killed you!" The anger for Neji made Hinata drop the suffixes for Neji.
"Oh when Neji tried to beat me up? Yeah, that was a bunshin. Heh heh," he then scratched behind his head and smiled sheepishly.
"I'm s-s-so g-g-glad you're a-alive!" she stuttered from the sobs. She then had an angry look on her face. (Imagine that) "But don't you DARE do that AGAIN Naruto-kun. (phew, still a suffix)! Understand?" her eye was also twitching.
Naruto, who was shocked and surprised, managed to spit out a "Y-y-y-yes m-maam," he then gulped. Hinata smiled and kissed Naruto. Then, they remembered where they left off before Neji pounced in. They started kissing again and it became a make-out session between those two, while the others looked around the lab, except for Neji, who was looking at the two.
"Get a room," said Neji. Ten
"Aaww come on Neji-kun," said Tenten "We do that a-mmph," Neji put a hand on her mouth, preventing her from going any further. Thankfully, for Neji, no one noticed what she said. Tenten decided to do something weird and licked Neji's hand. He then blushed and put his hand off. Tenten smiled and they both walked around the lab to see stuff. Naruto and Hinata stopped and decided to look around also.
Meanwhile, Chouji found a potion that read "Instant chips. Powder that become chips with a spoonful of water." Chouji asked Nagoya if it was ready and apparently, it was going to go through testing. Chouji volunteered to test the chips.
"Okay, there's potato, Barbeque, sour cream and onions, cheese, and tomato," said Nagoya. Sasuke then ran towards Chouji and knocked over Nagoya.
"tomato, Tomato, TOMATO," yelled a hyper Sasuke. He had foam coming out of his mouth, swirls in his eyes, a runny nose, and a stupid smile on his face. (Just think of him as if he's on crack) He was about to eat the powder when Sakura come out of nowhere and whipped Sasuke. Sasuke hissed and moved his hands like a cat.
"Bad Sasuke, bad!" Yelled Sakura.
"Away, you devil woman!" hissed Sasuke. She then dropped her whip and stood still, on the verge of tears. Sasuke then returned to his normal look. "Sakura-chan? Daijoubu?"(Daijoubu means are you okay?) He then put his hand on Sakura's cheek who then pushed him away and ran into the bathroom and locking it. "Sakura-chan!" he then walked to the bathroom.
"Go away!" said Sakura.
"What did I do?" asked Sasuke.
"You called me a devil woman!"
"oh…"
"waaaahh. Sasuke hates me!" Sakura was crying now.
"I'm sorry Sakura-chan. I was high that time. I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't want to hurt your feelings." He said this with a sincere tone.
"sniff. You really mean it?"
"Yes. I do, Sakura-chan."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife," said a priest coming out of nowhere.
"WTF?" Said Sasuke and Sakura at the same time. She came out of the bathroom when she said that.
"You may now kiss the bride," with that, they both shrugged their shoulders and kissed. They then ran out of the lab in a tux and brides outfit. Random people outside were clapping and throwing rice all over on them. The two went into a carriage and they rode into the sunset….
Switching to where Ino and Shikamaru are, the two are walking around looking at the stuff. Shikamaru suddenly sneezed and knocked over a potion that read "cat scent." The potion poured all over him, but Shikamaru thought it was juice. So did Ino.
"Aw shit. This is a new shirt too."
"That's a bad stain, but I was good news!" said Ino.
"What?" asked Shikamaru.
"I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico."
Crickets start chirping.
"Ino."
"Yes Shika-kun?"
"What's a car."
"I dunno, you're the Genius."
"Oh"
"OMG! I SHIKAMARU IS A CAT!" Kiba yelled. He then jumped Shikamaru and bit and scratched him.
"KIBA! WTF ARE YOU DOING TO SHIKA-KUN?" yelled Ino.
"HE'S A CAT! I HATE CATS!" Akamaru then joined Kiba and jumped Shikamaru.
"ugh." Said Ino. She knew Shikamaru was helpless, so she stepped in to help. She put up a hand seal. "Mind Transfer Jutsu!" Then she went limp. She soon got up in Kiba's body. She decided to pick up Akamaru and threw into a chicken cage, which then ended up with Akamaru being pecked like hell.
"Shikamaru, Daijoubu?" asked the Ino soul in Kiba's body.
"Yeah." He then got a hammer. "Ino, on three, release your jutsu. I'll take care of him." He had an evil grin on him.
"Okay." Replied Ino.
"All right ready?" Ino nodded "Okay. One, two, three!" she released the jutsu. Soon Kiba woke up, but before he can say anything, Shikamaru swung his hammer to Kiba's man parts. (NEUTERED!) Then, Kiba screamed like a girl for a few seconds, and went unconscious. No else cared, though.
"Shika-kun, wasn't that a little harsh?" Ino asked.
"Ino, This was a hundred dollar shirt that I spent my money on. He ripped it up and there's drool stains on it, along with the other stains from the juice," answered Shikamaru.
"Oooooooh"
"Yup."
"Wanna dress up like cats?"
"Sure, not?" They dressed into cat costumes and acted like cats.
Now we go to Shino, who was staring at a vile, that read, "bug ecstasy." This led to Shino thinking into 'what the friggin hell is this scientist thinking of.' He also thought about what would happen if his bugs had the vile of 'bug ecstasy'. He then shuddered at the end of the though. He then continued to another glass. Unknown to him, a rebel bug came out of Shino's jacket unknowingly and decided to try the bug ecstasy. After he tried it, he soon went back to Shino and alerted the other bugs. Soon the bugs swarmed out and headed to the ecstasy.
"What the?" Shino said to himself. He turned around and the bugs were heading for the ecstasy. "Oh shit no." He tried to control the bugs, but it didn't work.
He then decided to stop them by force, but it was too late by then. All the bugs took the ecstasy and drank it all. Soon the bugs flew in a dizzy pattern back to Shino and dragged him into a closet. Shino was trying to get the other's attention, but once again, they didn't care or notice.
A few minutes later, the yells became moans of pleasure. (yeah, but the image into your head and let it burn into your skull! BURN I TELL YA!)
"Oh yeah, that felt really good. We should do it again sometime," said Shino. The bugs buzzed in a yes noise. They all came out of the closet (LOL) and the bugs went into Shino's body. He then walked away like nothing happened. Soon the machine was cool enough. Nagoya noticed this and went back.
"Okay guys, the machine's… ready… for…." Nagoya stopped what he was saying because of what was happening.
Hinata was in a leather outfit spanking Naruto like a dominatrix, but without a paddle, while Naruto was gagged, tied to a pole, and pants-less. Neji and Tenten were acting like snakes and slithering around the lab. Ino and Shikamaru were making out in cat costumes after playing like cats. Kiba was holding his jewels in an unconscious state while Akamaru was being pecked to death. Chouji was eating chips like no tomorrow and Nagoya could've sworn he had two more lab mice in the cage next to Chouji. Shino was sitting in a dark corner muttering something about the end of the world and strawberry pie. Rock Lee was outside hugging Gai while the two were yelling each other's names out loud, except, they were in a Santa outfit and the there's snow in the background instead of a sunset with a wave crashing.
"Oh. My. God. WTF did I do to deserve this?" asked Nagoya to himself.
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LHJ: well that's the end of it. R&R guys. Tell me if you liked this chapter. Right now, it's 3:45 a.m. and I'm tired.
Naruto: Hey! When's my turn.
LHJ: You're last Naruto.
Naruto: why?
LHJ: I'm saving the best for last.
Naruto: oh. Hee hee.
LHJ: what?
Naruto: I just recorded all of what you.
LHJ: Ooh shit. That was supposed to be a secret.
Naruto: Hehe. Hey guys! He told me when! And LHJ said I was the best!
Sasuke: No way.
Naruto: I swear!
LHJ: NARUTO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Naruto: Uh-Oh. (runs off)
A Figment of My Imagination: Well, R&R and tell me if you like this chapter! I wanna know so I can know if you want me to right more. Well, Bye!