Red: Hey guys!
Yellow: Wow that was fast! It wasn't even half a week!
Red: Ya I guess I have fast healing abilities.
Pink: Wait, there was something else that happened at that battle with Kracko…
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After when Red gets stabbed by the mirror shard, you see a drop of blood come down and drop into Red's cut.
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Pink: Metaknight was watching us!
Yellow and Red: What?
Blue: Huh? Where's my pizza!
Pink: I remember a drop of blood coming down after Red got stabbed. Metaknight was watching us and he saved us!
Yellow: But why was he following us?
Pink: I really don't know… We'll ask him when we see him. Now let's go inside.
The group heads inside.
Blue: Wow lots of mirrors!
Red: Thank you Captain Obvious!
Blue: You're welcome! And my name isn't Captain Obvious! It's Blue!
Red: Whatever…
Yellow: So this is what we have here: I'm pretty sure this castle is like a maze. One of these mirrors advances us. The other 3 brings us back to the beginning. In the next room, there are 3 more doors and so on. Do you understand?
Pink: Okay, so we split up? Remember what happened last time?
Red: Ya, I remember that…
Yellow: Hmm... If we split up, it's going to take us longer but… hmm. Fine let's go together!
Blue: Remember, happy together!
The group sighs.
Pink: So, which door?
Blue: Oh the middle one! The middle one!
Red: We could flip a coin.
Pink: Ya, if we had a 3-sided coin.
Yellow: Let's go with Blue and go through the middle door.
The group goes in the middle door.
Pink: Hey Blue was right!
Red: Good for you Blue.
Blue: Ahh! Armor men with boomerangs!
Yellow: WHAT?
Pink: Don't worry, he means those sir kibbles.
So the Kirbies trek (More like storm) through the castle, they sometimes pick the wrong door and start all over again, but they are doing pretty good. But Blue finds something…
Pink: I… have… completely… used… all… of… my… power…
Red: We… fought… too… many… enemies…
Red collapses.
Blue: Oh my God! Red's dead!
Yellow: Thanks. That must be some breaking news. He has Metaknight's blood in him.
Blue: Oh my God!
Yellow: What? Is Red dead again?
Blue: What are you talking about? He's not dead. I found a (In an English accent) tomato.
Yellow: Hey you found a maximum tomato!
Blue: Ya that's what it's called.
Yellow: Pass me that.
Blue picks up the tomato and gives it to Yellow (He almost trips on the way too).
Yellow: Thanks. I'll now split this into 4 pieces and give one to everyone. Red should wake up now.
Red is still lying on the floor.
Yellow: I guess the blood wears out when injected in another person's body. Well I'll make a juice for him then.
Yellow takes out a juicer and a cup.
Pink looks up after he ate his share of his tomato.
Pink: Where did you get that from?
Yellow: Came with the laptop.
Pink: What else came with it?
Yellow: You know, everyday stuff:
Toothbrush, hey we don't even have teeth!
A blueprint of the castle,
Hey what's this shaver doing here we don't even have hair!
A pen, you know for writing…
Pink: Go back.
Yellow: What, the shaver? I don't think you really need it.
Pink: No the blueprint! You have the blueprint! Are you retarded!
Yellow: No…
Pink: Blue come here.
Blue: Okay!
Pink picks up Blue and throws him at Yellow.
Yellow: Hey! Watch where you're throwing that thing! Sorry I didn't check for it okay!
Can I now feed Red this juice?
Pink: Okay, whatever, go feed him or something. Let's use that blueprint and go.
Blue: BLUEprint!
So the kirbies use the blueprint to head up the castle to collect another mirror shard (Or piece whatever I don't care)