LHJ: Well, the people from Japan are here and I luckily get some private time. I also had to wake up early though. Now I have horrible gas from Korean BBQ… oops I'm going to far. Anyways, my mind got 2.3 more perverted and I will add messed up stuff that might have more perverted ness or a monkey eating peanuts. I also apologize to Saotome Kyuubi for his mental scars, but you can't sue me because I have special powers that can give you images to unscar your brain. Now, Kyuubi, think of the ocean, puppies, kitties, money, ramen, and a baby bunny. On a side note, I went to Universal Studios today and it was fun, since I haven't been there since about third grade. And Friday I'm going to Disneyland!
Sakura Ino Tenten and Hinata: LUCKY!
LHJ: why?
Sakura: I want a vacation.
LHJ: not my problem.
Ino: Can you give us money?
LHJ: No, I'm poor
Tenten: pwease. (puppy dog face)
LHJ: Nope.
Hinata: girls, I think I know what he wants.
LHJ: wha?
Hinata: you ready girls?
The other three: Yeah.
LHJ: uh-oh (In my mind: oh yeah baby!)
The Girls: (tackles me, strips me, strips themselves, kisses me, etc. you know the drill. No sexual stuff though…)
10 minutes later.
LHJ: (nosebleeds) heh heh heh.
The girls: how about now.
LHJ: I'll answer after the fic.
The girls: AAAWWW
My Perverted Mind: LHJ does not own Naruto. If he did, You would see this stuff happening every 10-15 episodes. Tee Hee!
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Last time, we saw Naruto getting spanked by a dominatrix Hinata, (drools) Kiba getting neutered, Akamaru getting pecked to death, Shino and his bugs getting it on, Tenten and Neji acting like snakes, Ino and Shikamaru making out in cat costumes without saying troublesome for 20 minutes, Lee and Gai hugging in Santa costumes, Chouji eating powdered chips, Sasuke and Sakura getting a fake marriage, The Sand Siblings playing laser tag, Orochimaru dreaming about Sasuke, Kabuto eating cheesecake, Jiraiya in a strip club, Tsunade drinking and actually doing paperwork, Kakashi reading Icha Icha Tactics Part II (yes I made the Part II up), a monkey riding a cow, me writing this without out horrible gas, my dog sleeping, hot ant-on-ant action, a rat eating fake cheese, and Nagoya getting freaked out by all this. Then, everyone went back to the machine.Everyone gave his or her attention to Nagoya, who then decided to forget what he was about to say.
"Uhh, I forgot what I was gonna say." Everyone groaned.
Naruto then noticed what Hinata was wearing, which was a dominatrix outfit consisting of a pair of tight leather short shorts that showed off a little bit of her butt while hugging it, a tight leather jacket which hugged her cleavage and showed the top of it and a bit of the bottom, a leather hat, chains around her wrists, a paddle holder, and some shoes. Naruto then got a nosebleed and then noticed that his pants were off. Luckily, no one noticed this (even Nagoya) and was about to get a hard-on by looking at Hinata. He luckily pulled his pants off before anyone noticed. Unfortunately, Hinata looked at Naruto, which caused her to look at his man parts and see his hard-on. They both noticed what the other person was doing and they both blushed.
"uh. Heh heh. Nice look Hinata," said Naruto with a sheepish grin.
"Oh. Actually, I kinda like it. It feels comfortable. I feel more open and free," she then noticed Naruto's nosebleed. She also realized why and made a mental note on how to surprise Naruto. "Father, unfortunately, won't allow me to wear this," Naruto wanted to take a picture now, but didn't have a camera. "I might keep this still."
Taking note on everyone else, they were all in the same costumes or conditions that they were still in. Kiba, however, was coughing up blood ever since getting a violent hit in the nuts. Every 10 minutes, he would go to the trashcan and puke a little blood out. Out of nowhere, Akamaru started heading towards Kiba.
"Akamaru! You're fine!" Kiba's jewels all of a sudden healed and he had no pain there. (Akamaru has magical powers that no human has)
Ino, still in a cat costume, came up with a question. Shikamaru, who was also in a cat costume, noticed this and was somewhat surprised.
"Uhm, what if Sasuke was my boyfriend?"
"You wish Ino-pig!" said Sakura. Ino, amazingly, ignored her.
Now, Ino said this because she thought Shikamaru wouldn't be too mad at this since he was lazy. Too bad Ino thought wrong though. He didn't do anything, but he was thinking it.
'I knew it. She still has feelings for Sasuke. She tried to keep it hidden, but she didn't hide it well enough. She's probably still jealous of Sakura for having Sasuke. She probably agreed to become my boyfriend because she was sorry for me. She probably wanted to make Sasuke jealous and make Ino his boyfriend. Maybe, I'm just a tool. Or, I might be the best she can get. Maybe no girl wants me and maybe Ino saying she loved me was just a lie.'
He kept thinking up until the machine started making its noises and flashes. Outside, a prostitute was walking around with her pimp. Then the crow from episode 101 kept saying "A hoe! A hoe!" instead of "Aho! Aho!" Then the machine stopped and yeah.
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Ino was working at her family's flower shop putting in new flowers in the cooling things. It seemed like a normal day, but it all changed.
"Sigh. I'm getting bored," she said to herself. She was trapped in there for another hour. "Well, another hour until I can go around town and shop."
Meanwhile, a certain Handsome Beast of Konoha was planning to ask a pink-haired kunoichi out on a date. He was looking around until he finally found her grocery shopping.
"Sakura-san! I will always protect you when you are in danger! I will never fail you in any way! With that said, will you please be mine?" said Rock Lee. (If you haven't figured it out yet or thought it was Gai, stop reading and hit yourself in the head.)
Sakura, who gave up on Sasuke because of his cold-heartedness, rejections, insults, and his betrayal toward Konoha, decided to go for someone else that cared for her. She thought about Naruto first, but remembered that Hinata like him and decided not to interfere with her. She also thought that Naruto would be better off with Hinata and not her, even though it sort of hurt her a little since Naruto matured somewhat and grew fond of him. She then gave Rock Lee her answer.
"Yes, Lee-san. I would love to."
Lee was happy and surprised. Happy in her answer and surprised with the answer. He got rejected before, but she finally accepted his offer.
"Oh Sakura-san! I will be the best date you've had!"
"Uh, Lee-san. If it's not too much of a problem, can you please call me Sakura-chan?"
"Of course, my angel sent from the Heavens above! I'm off to buy some flowers!" He then went to the flower shot close by, which happened to be the Ino's family's shop. (forgot how to spell her last name)
Ino was sweeping the entrance of the shop for last the minutes of her "shift". She then noticed a green blur running toward her at a fast rate. A few seconds later, she realized that it was non other than Rock Lee. He then stopped in front of her.
"Hi there Lee-san! Are you gonna ask Sakura again?" asked Ino.
"Oh, I have already asked my angel out on a date." Said Lee in a happy tone. Ino was confused.
"What do you mean?"
"I decided to ask first and by her flowers after she said yes. Anyways, I sort of bumped into her when I was at the store."
"Ooooh. Makes sense to me." She put on a smiled and said in her head that Sasuke is all hers now.
"Ino-san. May I purchase a bouquet of flowers for my love?" asked Lee.
"Sure! Of course!" Ino then led Lee inside and let him pick out what he thought was the best. After a while, he took the ones he thought were good and paid for them. Once Lee left, she was allowed to leave and do what she wanted.
"First step, find Sasuke. Second step, ask him out. Hopefully, he'll say yes and I'll be in the clear," she said to herself and memorized it. Just as soon she finished saying that, Sasuke was sitting on a bench with his eyes closed. She was walking toward him and decided to sit next to him.
"What do you want?" asked Ino in a monotone voice.
"Well, I heard Sakura and Lee are going out," she said with a sweet voice. His eyebrows perked up a little but went back down two seconds later. "Now, I was thinking, would you like to go out with me?"
"Hn," was what he said. "If it gets you off my back, then yes."
Ino's eyes went wide with happiness. "R-R-Really?" He nodded.
"Let's make it tomorrow. I have some errands to run and I'll be busy for a while."
"Okay!" Ino yelled and went shopping for new clothes.
The Next DayDuring training, Ino was off because of her date with Sasuke. Shikamaru, Chouji, and Asuma noticed this easily and became curious. After deciding on who should ask her what happened, Shikamaru stepped up toward Ino.
"Hey Ino. You're off today! What's wrong?" asked Shikamaru.
"Oh, It's nothing, Except that I have A DATE WITH SASUKE!" Ino was definitely excited. (She's frickin loud)
Shikamaru was kind of hurt by this, but didn't show it. Asuma and Chouji were also surprised by Sasuke accepting a date offer from Ino.
After training, she went home to get ready. She took a bath, did her hair, put on a dress that she bought from the day before, which was blue and strapless with glitter. The dress made her chest look bigger and, which might get Sasuke's attention easier. She then put on make-up. She then got special shoes just for this date. She looked at herself in the mirror and left her house. She walked to the restaurant they agreed to go to. It was a simple date. A dinner and a walk it would be.
Once she got there, Sasuke was already there in his usual clothes. Ino didn't mind what he was wearing though. As long as she went on a date and became his boyfriend. Sasuke noticed something different about Ino. She looked somewhat prettier than she normally did.
'Is it me, or does her chest look bigger?' thought Sasuke.
"Hi Sasuke!" Ino said in a cheery voice.
"Hn. Come on, let's go inside." Just as Sasuke said this, he noticed Lee and Sakura walking toward them. Sakura was in a similar dress Ino was in, except it didn't glitter, had a spaghetti strap, and was red. Lee was in a shirt and tie with pants ensemble.
"Hey, look who's here!" said Sakura.
"Hey forehead-girl. Looks like I managed to get Sasuke and you didn't." Ino then stuck her tongue out and pulled her bottom eyelid down with her index finger.
"Well I don't care anymore. Lee actually cares about me and doesn't insult me," said Sakura.
"Why don't we have a double date? Sakura-chan go together along with Ino and Sasuke," said Lee out of nowhere.
"Why not?" said Sasuke out of the blue also. The other three stared at Sasuke. "What? Am I not allowed to speak or something?"
They all then went inside and sat down at a booth. Since I'm too lazy to put details in here, I'm gonna say that Sasuke learned to like Ino after talking to her for a while and Lee and Sakura kissed each other. After the dinner the two pairs of couples parted and Ino and Sasuke were taking a walk. There was a silence until Sasuke broke it.
"You know, to tell you the truth, I actually grow kind of fond of you from the dinner."
"R-Really" Ino stuttered. 'Uh-oh. I'm stuttering Like Hinata-chan.' He nodded.
They then went for another short silence. Ino broke it this time.
"You obviously know that I like you. So, can we become boyfriend and girlfriend?"
Sasuke took some time to think which went into another silence.
"Yes Ino-chan," said Sasuke after a minute or two. They both stopped and looked at each other. Then, the space between then became closer and soon they kissed…
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"So I could've had a chance huh?" asked Ino mainly to herself. She then looked to her side where Shikamaru is. She noticed him with a sad look on his face. "What's wrong Shika-kun?"
"…" He was lost in thought.
"Shika-kun?" She sounded worried now.
"…" He sighed and started talking. "So, Ino, What am I to you?'
Ino was surprised at what he said. "You're my Shika-kun silly" she then put a hand around Shikamaru's shoulder.
"No, what I mean is, am I important to you or am I a tool?" Shikamaru had a really serious tone.
"I-I-I…" She was speechless.
"That's what I thought. Tch. I'm leaving." He got up from where he was sitting and went outside and walked away/
"Wait! Shika-kun!" She got up, went out of the door, and started looking around. Unfortunately, she couldn't find him.
"Shika-kun…" Tears started forming in her eyes.
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LHJ: So there you have it. That's what happens in this chapter. Now, I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
Sakura: Wait, what about the money?
LHJ: Later. I'm beat.
Tenten: (sigh) we're going to have to do this the hard way. Come on girls
(They pounce on me and drag me to the bed and do unmentionable thoughts.)
Hinata: Remember to R&R. They are helpful!
Ino: Also, remember that Updates might be slow until next Tuesday!