LHJ: Aahh another chapter to make. Yeah. Now that the people I mentioned that came from Japan left, I can update easier! Oh, and this chapter is mainly about Ino and Shika with their problem, so sorry, if you were expecting one but too bad. Life works that way. Aaah I don't what else to say.

Naruto: Hey! What happened to Hinata-chan and I?

LHJ: You'll be in it sometime don't worry.

Naruto: Well you should add the group too! It's not just Ino and that lazy-ass too!

Hinata: I agree!

LHJ: Hey! No stuttering!

Naruto: Yay!

Hinata: (blushes)

Tenten: Uuh, when is this chapter gonna start?

LHJ: As soon as the disclaimer is done! Anyone wanna do it?

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LHJ: (cocks gun) I said, anyone want to do it?

Sasuke: (puts Naruto's hand up) Hey Naruto.

Naruto: Hey! Sasuke-teme!

LHJ: Hey, thanks for volunteering. (puts gun down)

Naruto: (sighs) well, I did it before anyways. (clears throat) Longhairedjuice does not own me, any of the characters, or the monkey in my closet. (shudders) Damn that monkey.

LHJ: oookay. Moving right along…

----------------------OMG! It's like the OC or some other crappy show I hate!-------------------

Ugh, I'm announcer person that does the flash back of the last chapter. I'm really high right now and I don't what to do. Heh heh. Naruto.

(Damn it. I'll have to do it. Well, last time, Ino saw Shikamaru with his date at the mall and got really pissed. Now, she's in the bathroom, about to take a dump, er, I mean crying after seeing those two KISSING. We'll start with Shikamaru's POV, before going to the mall.)

After I hung up on the phone after asking out Temari (Yeah, you all ruined it), I decided to get myself together and get myself ready. I went to take a shower and got out clean clothes. After I got dressed, I looked at the clock and I had about 50 minutes till she got here. It only took me 10 minutes to get there, so I tried to do something that would occupy me even if they were troublesome.

(All right. I'm interrupting this because I hear that some doctor is making anti-tupid pills. LMAO! And now, back to the fanfic.)

"Sigh." I looked around my room. It was messy. I always saw cleaning troublesome. (me too) Amazingly, I did clean it and it looked a lot better. I looked at the clock. I got surprised as I thought, '40 minutes? Time must be slow. How troublesome' I was bored out of my mind.

I then sat on my bed and just, well, thought. 'What if Ino saw me with her? Hmm, I should ask the what-if machine, but it's too troublesome. Besides, it might take too long. But, if I got dumped by Temari, that would mean that I would have no woman to be with me. Man, how troublesome. I just hope I won't blow it today.' I kept thinking until there was 15 minutes left. Then I decided to go.

At the main entrance, I met up with Temari. She carried her big ass fan on her back, even though she was in little danger since ANBU secured this place, but you can never be safe.

"Hey Shikamaru. What's up?" asked Temari.

"Eeh. Nothing much. You?"

"Hungry."

"Yeah, me too. Lets get to the food court."

We got to the food court and got to the hamburger stand. I ordered a regular combo, which consisted of a cheeseburger, fries, and a drink. Temari got a veggie burger. We decided to eat upstairs.

"So, when did you two break up?" asked Temari out of the blue.

"Today."

"Wait. Did you break up with her, or did she break up with her?"

"I broke up with her."

"Oh, okay. That makes things somewhat better."

We kept talking about different things and laughed about certain things. When we finished, we threw our things away, but sat back down at the table we were at. She then asked why we broke up and I explained to her what happened. After I explained to her what happened, I kind of felt sad again, but it wasn't because of breaking up. It was because of hurting Ino.

'I wonder if Ino handled it well. I hope she doesn't do anything drastic. I mean, I didn't tell it to her face and left Chouji to do my dirty work for her. I wonder how she is now. Wait. What am I thinking? Why should I care? She's the one who hurt me. She's the one who decided to ask about some other boy in front of my face.' I kept thinking for a while until I noticed a hand in front of my face.

"Heeelllloooo? Shikamaru? You in there?" she was waving her hand in front of me.

"Oh, uh yeah. I'm fine." I continued thinking. She then got up got a cup of water, and poured all over my face.

"There. That should keep you awake."

"Women are troublesome." She smirked at that comment.

"Well, you're no prize either."

"Like I haven't heard that before."

"Anyways. I have to tell you something."

"Huh?" What was she talking about?

"Well, the reason I came here was to get you and Ino back together?"

"Why?" I was puzzled and was wondering why she said this.

"Well, I heard that your relationship was practically the best in the entire village, even though you have different personalities. You guys rarely fight, or so I heard, you two get along great. I also heard that you two were going out for about four and a half years together without much trouble. At first I thought it was amazing, but then I thought it would be a shame you two broke up," she took a sip of her soda. Apparently, she kept hers with her. "Anyways, you guys have one fight and you break up. No relationship is perfect. She still might like Sasuke a little, but she'll get over it. You two will get married together and she'll forget all about him." She took another sip of her drink. "What I'm saying is that you two should be back together or else you wont be happy with your life." (did I just write that?)

Temari was right. She barely talked about Sasuke when we were together. I also don't feel the same feeling around Temari when I'm around Ino.

"You're right Temari. She perfect for me. I don't need another woman, no offense to you."

"None taken." She took another sip.

I then had a thought, 'Why was she helping me.' I asked what I thought.

"Well, I already have a boyfriend back at Suna and told him about what happened. The reason I said yes to the date was just to help you." So far, it made sense to me. "My boyfriend agreed with me and told me to go. I told him that I might kiss him and he was fine with it." Another sip. (how many sips is she gonna take while talking?) "I said to myself that you two shouldn't lose your relationship and I will help you no matter what since we are friends. Makes sense right?"

It did to me. I didn't have problems with it. I was slightly surprised at the kiss part, but I didn't show it.

"Well, thanks for helping me. You've been great."

"Anytime." She then gave me a short kiss on my lips. I then heard a gasp and some food falling. I turned around and saw Sakura running after a blonde haired girl, which turned out to be Ino.

'Crap. This is gonna be hard to explain.' I then ran after her, which went to the girls' restroom. 'How troublesome.'

Normal POV

"Damn. What am I gonna do now?" Shikamaru.

Inside the restroom, Ino was getting from sad to angry. She was out of the stall she was in and looking at the mirror.

"DAMN IT! FIRST HE BREAKS UP WITH ME BY HAVING CHOUJI TELL ME AND NOW HE'S KISSING GIRLS HOURS AFTER WE BREAK UP. I BET HE WAS CHEATING ON ME! GAAAH!" Outside Shikamaru was getting scared. Sakura was getting slightly scared, but was kind of used to it.

"Let's go find him and work things out," said Sakura.

"YEAH! LET'S FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!" Her face then went from anger to puzzled. "Wait, we didn't find him earlier. Where would we find him now?"

"We just won't give up then." She then went out the door and ran into none other than the Nara Genius. "Oh, Shikamaru! We were just looking for you." Then, there were some stomping noises.

"WHAT MAKES YOU GET AWAY WITH KISSING A GIRL NOT TOO LONG AFTER BREAKING UP? WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME AND BROKE UP WITH ME BEFORE WE BROKE UP?" She was red faced mad. Shikamaru was just standing there calm. He then kissed her passionately. Ino enjoyed this, but then she slapped the living hell out of him. "IF YOU THINK KISSING ME WILL HELP, YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN ASSHOLE." Shikamaru was facing the other way after getting slapped.

"Sigh. This is harder than I thought," said Shikamaru.

"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR HURTING ME!"

"You don't know how hard you hurt me, don't you?" Ino went from angry, to worried. (mood swings)

'Crap, I completely forgot that he was hurt too. Damn, have I been a bitch…' she thought. (that's an understatement) Then she cried again on the floor.

"Shika-kun sob I'm so so sob sorry. I was ignorant and selfish. I didn't even sob think about you sob. Can you sob forgive me? Sob," asked Ino while sobbing (duh).

"I forgive you. Now, it's my turn to talk." Ino looked up at Shikamaru. "Ino, Temari made me realize that you are the only one that I can love. We have something very special and I almost destroyed it. Sigh. What I'm saying is, can we get back together now. I kept thinking about how much I hurt you?"

Ino was happy and at a loss for words. She didn't know what to say. When she did, the words were stuck in her throat. Instead she just tackled him and kissed him like crazy.

"Of course Shika-kun. I really want to," said Ino.

"Good. Also, I'm sorry for overreacting."

"No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have asked that without your acceptance." She nuzzled her face into his chest. "I love you Shika-kun."

"I love you too." They both kissed. After a while, they both gasped for air.

'Still a good kisser.' They both thought. (well, you only broke up for a few hours…)

"I have a question, though. Why did you kiss Temari?" asked Ino with a playful an-gery voice.

"Oh, It was just a friendly kiss just to tell each other that we're still friends." He kissed her quickly. He then finally noticed the tear stains on her face.

"Wow. You really were hurt that much."

"Huh? You mean my face," (NOO he meant your arm!) he nodded. "Oh, well, I was crying for three hours straight."

"I'm sorry for making you cry that much. I was sort of overreacting."

"It doesn't matter anymore. Screw Sasuke. I only want you." They then kissed passionately again.

'Heh. Temari was right.' Shikamaru thought.

They both kept making out in front of the bathroom with people giving them weird looks or avoiding them and little kids teasing them. Ino and Shikamaru didn't care though. They just cared about each other for the time being.

Meanwhile, with Sakura, she was inside the candy store buying candy and eating some at the same time. She went to the back and found a glowing door. It didn't say employees only so she could probably go in. With that, She opened and was surprised to see that the room was just a bathroom that was smelly and dirty.

"Eeeeew," said Sakura. She slammed the door and paid for the candy. Inside the bathroom, little toilet gnomes came out of the toilet and cleaned the bathroom. Soon, it smelled like flowers, a clean toilet and sink, and a mini waterfall next to the toilet with toilet paper on top of it.

The gnomes went back inside the toilet and left. Then some fat guy sat on the toilet and made it dirty again, exploded the toilet, scratched the sink, and clogged the waterfall think it was a trash can for the paper towels. That was the end of the clean bathroom of the mall.

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LHJ: yay! I'm done. Now, I'm going to sleep.

Naruto: I love you Hinata-chan.

Hinata: I love you Naruto-kun

Sasuke: I love you Sakura-chan

Sakura: I love you Sasuke-kun

Neji: I love you Tenten

Tenten: I love you Neji-kun

Shikamaru: I love you Ino-chan

Ino: I love you Shika-kun

LHJ: I love you apple pie!

Pie: before I get eaten, I would like to say REVIEW PEOPLE REVIEW! They help a lot! Yeah. Bye! (gets eaten)