LHJ: Well, another chapter. Now we're back to the what-if questions. By the way, if you hated the Ino and Shikamaru thing, I'm not sorry. Why should I? It's my fanfic. I still might do something like that, but it may be random. Also, don't excpect updates till Tuesday. I'm going on a trip this weekend. Anyways, I turned on Peanut Putter Jelly Time and I'm ready to write.
Sasuke: (puts on banana suit) IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JEALLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JEALLY TIME!
Sakura: uuhhh Sasuke?
Sasuke: (continues singing)
Itachi: Here, let me help. (puts on a lullaby)
Sasuke: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A baseball baaatt…. Zzzz (falls asleep)
LHJ: uuhh. Let's play another song. (plays Twisted Transistor by Korn).
Neji: BECAUSE THE MUSIC TO. MUSIC TO. MUSIC TO.
Tenten: (pushes LHJ off the computer and plays Tell Me Baby by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Shikamaru: (gets out guitar) Tell me baby. What's your story. Where did u come from and where you wanna go this time oh.
Ino: (turns off amp)
Shikamaru: (continues playing and singing.)
Ino: damn. Wrong amp. (turns off another amp)
LHJ: Oww my head. (gets back on computer and turns on Snap Yo Fingers by Lil Jon.)
Naruto: (Busts into room from door with Pimp Cup) SNAP YO FINGERS! DO YO STEP! YOU CAN DO IT ALL BY YO SELF!
Hinata: (giggles.) here. I know what to do. (makes ramen in one second) Naruto!
Naruto: Ramen! (Takes off pants, but leaves on boxers and runs over to the table with ramen.) Itadakimasu! (Starts slurping)
Hinata: (blushes slightly and thinks) I've seen his manhood with my byakugan. (covers mouth and blushes madly.)
LHJ: OMG! Hinata you bad girl! Anyways, DISCLAIMER! HURRY UP!
Shino's bugs: (they form into these words) Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto in any way possible. (starts buzzing Snap Yo Fingers.)
LHJ: I love that song.
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We don't really need a recap. So we'll just continue on the day after the events happened.
Anyways, everyone meets at the lab for another day of What-if predictions. The mornings are the same as usual except for the Uchiha, who had an encounter with Orochimaru's Ghost.
FLASHBACKThey all have a normal lunch with each other and a normal morning of training with their friends/themselves (they're all Jounin so their senseis didn't need to train with them, except for Lee who has a thing for Gai). Training was cut short because of the meeting
Now here's where the strange things start. (they had to happen eventually that day) Sasuke woke up that morning, did his daily morning rituals, and left for training. He had a weird feeling or a strange presence around him though. He kept ignoring it until he heard a voice. 'that voice' he thought 'it sounds like… OMFG! OROCHIMARU!' Then, Orochimaru's Ghost appeared in front of him.
"I want your body!" said Orochimaru's ghost. "Why can't I have it?"
"Get the hell away from me you Michael Jackson wanabe!" screamed Sasuke in a girly voice.
"I love yooooouuu!" The ghost then disappeared. Sasuke kept screaming like a girl and eventually stopped. People passing by, including Kakashi with his Icha Icha book, were staring at him weird. "WHAT!" He growled. Everyone but Kakashi got scared and left. Kakashi just walked away reading his book like nothing happened.
'Ever since he came back, he became weirder and weirder. Damn Orochimaru and his child molesting organization.' Thought Kakashi.
END FLASHBACKSasuke was a little bit scared and wary because of that. Sakura sensed something wrong with Sasuke, but thought it was gas or something. Nagoya then came out of his office, which no one noticed, and walked next to the machine.
"Sorry I'm late. I was working on something called the fin-longer (coughSaotome Kyubicough) and I lost track of time," said Nagoya. "Okay… Question anyone?"
Shino's hand came up rather quickly. Everyone was a bit surprised at this. Everyone thought he wouldn't ask a question.
"What-if I became crazy and went berserk?" Everyone stared at him with a weird look. "What? Can't I ask a random question and be out of character?" Everyone just stared.
"You heard him machine! Tell us or else I'll shoot you," yelled Nagoya. Everyone else just stared at him strangely.
"You can't shoot me! I'm your best invention yet!" said the machine through its speakers. Everyone was weirded out now.
"Oh yeah," replied Nagoya. The machine then made its flashes and noises. Outside, a bunch of animals were going by the lab and Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi, and Hanabi were running after them. The Third Hokage, as a ghost, was running after them. The machine stopped and played the thing.
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It was a beautiful day. The sun was shinning, the birds were chirping, and Kabuto's ghost was searching for Orochimaru. Shino Aburame (not sure if the spelling is right) woke up from his slumber and had a weird feeling. He smiled (wow) and had a crazed look on his face. He got up and laughed hysterically as he did his morning stuff. He went out the door and planned to do some mischief for the day.
He kept walking around and managed to find Hinata and Naruto walking around. Shino's face returned to normal as he walked up to them. Hinata then noticed Shino.
"Good Morning Shino," said Hinata.
"Hey Shino…" said Naruto. He didn't really like him too much.
"HEY GUYS! WAAAAZZUUUP!" He said with his tongue wagging. Naruto and Hinata were confused.
"Uhh Shino, you okay?" asked Naruto.
"Hell yeah I'm fine. Never been better! SNAP YO FINGERS! Moo," said Shino like a mad man. He then kissed Hinata which made Naruto pissed.
"SHINO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND IN FRON OF ME!"
Shino then kissed Naruto longer than with Hinata. Naruto tried to get away, but Shino was hugging him. Shino stopped and did a 'Woohoo' like daffy duck and zipped away.
"What's wrong with Shino?" asked a puzzled Hinata.
"Bleh. I dunno, but he's always scared me." Naruto then got some water and rinsed his mouth out.
Shino then decided to go find Gai and Lee to have some fun. He found him at the training grounds finishing their usual 500-one-handed thumb-pushups. Gai and Lee then got up.
"HELLO SHINO-SAN! HOW'S THE FLAME OF YOUR YOUTH BURNING TODAY?" exclaimed Gai.
"THE FLAME OF MY YOUTH IS BURNING BRIGHTER THAN USUAL! HOW ABOUT YOUR'S?"
"GOOD! THANKS FOR ASKING!" exclaimed Gai and Lee.
"MAY I JOIN YOU TWO IN YOUR YOUTHFUL TRAINING?"
"OF COURSE! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO START DOING OUR 50 LAPS AROUND KONOHA! ARE YOU READY?"
"YES LET'S START NOW!"
"YEAH!"
With that, they ran off. 45 minutes later, they were done and weren't even tired.
"OUR YOUTH IS BURNING BRIGHTER THAN EVER! I AM PROUD OF YOU TWO!" exclaimed Gai.
"THANK YOU GAI-SENSEI!" they both said.
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SHINO"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SHINO!"
The three then embraced in a three-way hug in a sunset with a wave crashing onto some rocks.
"WELL, I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW! BYE MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS!" yelled Shino.
"BYE MY YOUTHFUL COMPANION!" exclaimed Lee.
"SHINO! HERE'S IS A GREEN SUIT FOR YOU!" yelled Gai. He then gave Shino the suit.
"OH THANK YOU GAI SENSEI! I WILL WEAR THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Shino ran off to put on his new green spandex suit.
On another side of town, Neji and Tenten are sitting under a tree making out after training. Shino was running around in his brad new spandex suit and spotted the two. He decided to go up to then and talk about stuff, mainly about youth. (Gai gotten a new recruit for his youth-speaking army)
"HI NEJI AND TENTEN!" yelled Shino. This made Neji slip away from Tenten. Tenten became pissed.
"LEE YOU STUPID IDIOT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP INTERUPTING US WHEN we're making…" Tenten then realized it was Shino… in a green jumpsuit. "Lee, what are you doing in that… thing?"
"I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR YOUTH TODAY!"
"oh God. It's another lee…" said Neji after recomposing himself.
"Lets run away!" They quickly got up and got away in a dash leaving Shino to talk about youth.
Tenten and Neji ran until they saw Hinata and Naruto with Sasuke and Sakura who were sitting outside at a restaurant talking.
"He then went 'Woohoo' and ran off," said Naruto. "I'm telling you, he's weirder than ever." Hinata nodded in agreement.
"Whatever," said Sasuke. He then noticed Neji and Tenten running towards them. "Look, here comes Tenten and Neji."
The two stopped in front of their table panting. The other four were slightly puzzled on why they were running. Tenten and Neji then recomposed themselves and Tenten started talking.
"You guys, Shino turned into Lee. He was ranting on about Youth when we were making out, err, I mean training." The other four didn't care that they were making out though. Naruto then turned to Sasuke and Sakura, who were sitting next to each other.
"I told you he was weirder than usual."
"Wait, he turned into another Lee? He didn't say anything about youth when he came to us?" said Hinata. She wasn't nervous since she and Naruto said their feelings about each other. (I think I said that before, but just incase.)
"Well, he must've met up with Lee and Gai after you two," said Neji entering the conversation. They all nodded in agreement. Just then, Shino came out of nowhere with a basket of tomatoes for Sasuke and a basket of strawberries for Sakura.
"HI THERE MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS! I BROUGHT PRESENTS FOR MY FRIENDS!" Shino gave Sakura the strawberries and Sasuke the tomatoes. "I'M OFF MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS!" he then ran off to God knows where. After a period of silence, Sakura spoke up breaking the silence.
"You're right. He is weirder than usual." She took a strawberry and ate it. "But these strawberries are delicious." She took another one and plopped it into her mouth. (they didn't have the green leaves at the top.)
"I don't care how he is," said Sasuke. "As long as he gives me tomatoes, he's good enough for me as a friend." He then took a bite from a tomato.
Sino was running like a madman yelling something about youth. Everyone who saw him instantly became scared. Soon, Shino found Shikamaru and Ino holding hands, laying down, and looking at the clouds. Shino came up to the unsuspecting couple. A shadow then blocked their view.
"HOW ARE YOU MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS?"
"AAAHH! SHINO. Phew you scared me," said Ino relaxing a bit. She then noticed the green suit. "Uhhhm. Shino, what's with the jumpsuit?"
"IT WAS A YOUTFUL GIFT FROM GAI-SENSEI AND LEE! I HAVE NO TIME TO SPARE! I HAVE TO SPREAD WORD ABOUT YOUTH AND ALL IT'S GLORY!"
At this point, Shikamaru and Ino were scared. They couldn't run away because Lee was faster than them and could catch them easily. Shikamaru then noticed Chouji walking by.
"Hey Chouji!" yelled Shikamaru. Shino didn't notice Shikamaru talking. "Can you get Shino away from us?"
Chouji nodded and did some seals. He then turned into a big ball and knocked Shino away to another part of town. Chouji went back to normal size. "Why was Shino in a green suit?" Ino and Shikamaru just shrugged. Chouji then left and Ino and Shikamaru then went back to what they were doing.
On another part of town, Kiba and Akamaru were sleeping under a tree next to a river. Shino then came down from the sky screaming "YOOOOUUUTH!" and made a splash landing into the river and drenching Kiba and Akamaru. The two then woke up angry and wet.
"grrr. OKAY, WHO'S THE WISE GUY GETTING US WET?"
"Bark. Grrr." Said Akamaru in agreement with anger.
Kiba then noticed something rising from the water. He went to the edge to get a closer looking. The thing rose up to show Shino in a green jumpsuit.
"S-s-s-shino. What are you doing in that thing?"
"Bark!"
"MY YOUTHFUL COMRADE AND EX-TEAMATE KIBA!" he ran up to Kiba and shook his hand. "HOW ARE YOU ON THIS YOUTHFUL DAY!"
"uuuhhh, fine?" said Kiba. Akamaru stayed on alert, just incase.
"GOOD! NOW I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!" Shino took out another jumpsuit, except it was in red. "IT SHOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOUR YOUTHFULL BODY!"
Kiba's jaw dropped through the ground all the way to the other side of the earth, wherever it is there. "Shino, what the hell is that?"
"A JUMPSUIT FROM GAI-SENSEI AND LEE!"
"uhhhh." Kiba's eyes were just staring at the hideous thing. "uhhhhhh. AKAMARU!"
Akamaru charged the bug user and tackled him to the ground. When Shino was going down, his head hit a giant rock, or stone, and it almost knocked him out (almost).
"Whoa, Shino, you okay?" Kiba and Akamaru ran up to Shino to find a giant bump on the back of his head.
"Yeah, I'm fine, except for a headache." He got up and brushed himself off. "Why?"
"Oh. No reason. Heh Heh," Kiba said with a fake smile.
Shino said "hmph" and walked away. Kiba can see the giant bump on the back of his head and tried to stop himself from laughing until he was out of sight. When he was, Kiba laughed his ass off. Akamaru just stared at Kiba with a confused expression.
While Shino was walking, he noticed that his bugs were getting somewhat weak. It was because of the spandex suit. He got home and changed. He left to meet up with the rest of the gang.
"Hey Shino. What happened to youth?" asked Naruto.
"What are you talking about?" asked Shino.
"You were wearing a spandex suit like Lee and Gai, who are nowhere to be found thank god, and talking about youth," said Sakura.
"In don't know what you're talking about," replied Shino. Everyone shrugged and they all just forgot about it and lived their lives normally, until, Lee showed up.
"HELLO THERE, MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS! HOW'S THE SUIT GOING FOR YOU SHINO MY YOUTHFUL COMPANION?" said Lee.
"Lee, you gave me that?"
"YES, SO DID GAI-SENSEI!"
"Lee, you have til three ti get out of my face. One… Two…" Lee ran away as fast as he could and was not seen for a week.
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"Well, that was, interesting…" said Nagoya.
"Meh. Stranger things have happened." Said Kiba. Everyone else nodded and said yeah or yup in agreement.
"Well then, anyone next?" silence was among the crowed. "Well, as long as we're waiting." Nagoya took out an Icha Icha book.
"Sigh. All the men are reading the Icha Icha book," said Ino. The girls nodded.
"Hey, it's an interesting book," replied Naruto. "Besides, we get experience for later stuff, if you know what I mean." This caused Hinata to blush and Sakura to smack Naruto on the head. "Ow."
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LHJ: Done! Finally, I can read other fanfics now.
Evil Hinata: (pinches Naruto's ass)
Naruto: Whoa, Hinata! What're you doing?
Normal Hinata: Huh? What're y-you talking about Naruto?
Naruto: you pinched my butt.
Normal Hinata: No I didn't.
Evil Hinata: (pinches LHJ's butt)
LHJ: whoa. Who pinched my butt.
Evil Hinata: IT WAS I! KYA KYA KYAKYA!
Naruto: sigh. Hinata.
Normal Hinata: got it. (Shoves evil Hinata into a portal into a parallel universe.) done.
LHJ: okay. Well, Review people. I love them like I love sushi or chocolate.
Naruto: you used the most amount of capitals I've ever seen.
LHJ: yeah, I know.