LHJ: yeah another chapter. Sorry for the lateness but I've been super busy. Now I have to do stupid homework, which I've been laying off for the entire summer cause I'm lazy like that and I hate the books the school makes us read. THEY ALL SUCK AND THEY MAKE US READ IT! I wish Icha Icha Paradise was a real book and the school would make us read it. Yeah. Oh well. As Shikamaru would say, how troublesome. Well, time for some random moments.

Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten: (all running away from their boyfriends with their clothes in their hand. They're also saying what their underwear looks like…)

Sakura: Sasuke wears tomato boxers!

Hinata: Naruto wears Ramen noodle boxers!

Ino: Shikamaru wears heart boxers!

Tenten: Neji wears whitie tighties!

(The boys of the girlfriends come running and stop to ask LHJ something)

Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji: WHERE'D THEY GO!

LHJ: MY EYES! THEY BURN! HELP ME LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY! (splashes holy water onto myself) AAAAAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS! SATAN HAS CONSUMED ME!

(the boys cover themselves.)

Naruto: Where did they go! Dattebayo!

(The girls run past them)

The boys: AFTER THEM!

(The girls run into a hallway full of doors leading to different places and they enter a random one. The boys enter same hallway and enter a random one also. Now imagine one of those scenes where people exit from one door and enter another. Keep this going for a few minutes with funny chase music going throughout the scene. Put a chicken, Naruto running into Hinata once, Sasuke running into Orochimaru and running away from him with Orochimaru saying "I WANT YOUR BABIES!", a Dodge Viper, Kakashi coming from one door and going to another one with Icha Icha Paradise, Pikachu, Pee Wee Herman, a pedophile Orochimaru won't work, and James bond rolling out a room and sneakily enter another. If you understand what I mean and can do it right, you should end up with something funny yet scary The girls and boys bumped into each other and the boys got their clothes back)

Sasuke: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Sakura: we were curious…

Ino: Now we learned something about Sasuke huh Sakura-chan? (winks)

Sakura: Urk! (does Hinata's finger thing)

Naruto: Hey, I actually beat Sasuke in something!

Sasuke: (blushes) shut up dobe.

Naruto: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Sasuke: grr.

Hinata: Looks like I picked a winner!

Ino: Looks like it. Congrats…

Naruto Hehe!

LHJ: OO. uuuhhh, yeah. Good for you Hinata… Onto… the …. Story…..

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Oh and neither does LHJ.

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Before I start the story, someone slap me. I just wrote this and I freaked myself out. Anyways.

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No recap.

"Hey, does this thing play actual shows?" asked a bored Naruto.

"Yeah, it should," Nagoya then did some stuff and managed to get some channels on the thing. It was showing some explicit stuff that would change the rating of this fanfic. "Hey, Icha Icha Paradise the movie is on TV now." All the males weren't interested.

"Seen it!"

"When!" asked Ino.

"When it was in theaters," said Naruto.

"Well, we're officially bored. No one has any questions and we can't do much in here," said a bored Shikamaru.

"Well, I'll be researching in my office. If anyone has a question, feel free to ask the thing." Nagoya then went into his office and, well, started researching.

"Uuh, wanna play truth or dare?" asked Naruto.

"Nah. Not too interesting anymore. Besides, the last time we played, Lee was in the hospital, Shino was crying, Ino was heartbroken, and Akamaru attacked Sasuke," said Sakura.

"Oh yeah. How about duck, duck, goose?" said Naruto.

"NO!"

"Uhhh, thumb war tournament?"

"I think I broke my thumb from the last one," said Tenten.

"uuuuuUUGH! I only have strip poker left in my idea section." Naruto then fell back. Everyone else then said "why not" and got in a circle. Naruto then got up, got some cards, and became giddy. "All right, 5 card draw, bluffs are OBVIOUSLY allowed, and we'll do elimination style, as in once everyone but one person gets fully naked, the game will end there." (I know that's not how you really play, I think, but it doesn't matter)

Because of my incredible laziness to write descriptions like these, I'll just skip to the last two people. It was Ino in her bra and panties and Neji, who was only shirtless and no headband, that was left. Yeah, Neji was THAT GOOD. Everyone else was naked, covering themselves or hugging each other, and shivering.

'Wow, he's real good. But with a flush like this, I'm sure to win this round.' Ino thought. She then revealed her hand, which were two kings and two queens and an Ace. "HA! Try to beat that!" Neji then revealed a 10, Jack, Queen, King, and an Ace, which were all spades. "No!" she yelled.

"Bra goes off Ino," said Neji. I won't go any further and say that Ino managed to win with only her panties off. Yes, by some twist of fate. Neji lost. "How could I lose! I'm always lucky at poker!"

"Well, you were wrong mister," said Ino with a wink. Everyone then got his or her clothes back on. Then, they were bored again.

"What should we do?" asked Lee without enthusiasm.

"I dunno," replied Kiba.

"Well, we better think of something to do quickly. Neji and Tenten are all over each other now," said Shino. Behind him, Neji and Tenten were making out, but they were really crazy about it. Seriously, they were like two fierce tigers making love or something similar.

"Uhh, Hinata?" asked Naruto. She turned around to face Naruto.

"Ye mmph." She was interrupted by Naruto kissing Hinata. They both soon started doing the same thing Neji and Tenten were doing. Soon, Sasuke and Sakura were doing the same thing along with Ino and Shikamaru. Chouji started choking on his chips and Shino slapped his back to get the chips out of him.

"Get a room! All of ya!" yelled Kiba. None of the couples listened. Lee decided to ask a question for the machine. He just went up to it and asked the machine.

"What would life be like if everyone joined in on the youthful experience?" said Lee. The amazing thing was that he wasn't yelling, but it was because of the annoying noises of the make out sessions of the couples. Yeah. Something ticks Lee off. (Something has to!)

"Hey, Lee's making the machine go beep-boop-boop-bop!" yelled Chouji. "I need more lines…" Everyone sweat dropped and the people making out stopped and started watching, but they were still touchy-touchy feely-feeling each other.

"hehe sexy…" said Shino. Everyone stared at him for a few seconds. "Huh? Was I thinking out loud?"

silence…

Seriously, no one said a thing or even moved. It's like time stopped or that just freaked them out badly.

The machine started beeping and flashing and buzzing and burping and farting and whizzing and spinning and –gets shot- (puts down gun)

------------------------------------------Intermission no jutsu!--------------------------------------

Narrator: NOOO! HOW DARE YOU SHOOT MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON! YOU BASTARD!

LHJ: Narrator dude, don't bring your son to do this. He screwed up my fanfic.

Narrator: DAMN YOU DEVIL PERSON! I QUIT!

LHJ: Oh snap! Uhh, want 40 bucks!

Narrator: YEAHYEAHYEAHEYYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

LHJ: Here. (hands the Narrator 40 bucks)

Narrator: Hey! These are deer! Not money.

LHJ: Exactly. NOW WORK DAMNIT OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT YOU!

Narrator: (gulp)

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So anyways, the machine did its noises and flashes. Outside, the twelve-year-old version of the Konoha twelve were outside walking, except they all GENDER SWITCHED! They also had different personalities. But lets not go into detail or else I'll take up the whole friggin chapter. Once the machine stopped, COBRA STARSHIP APPEARED. No not really. It's not Snakes on a Plane. (Movie plug-in!) But the scene appeared.

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LHJ: uuuhhh yeah. Snakes on a plane.

Samuel L Jackson: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE SNAKES ON THIS PLANE!

LHJ: Damn FCC. Moving right along…

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We see the beautiful village of Konoha being it's active and lively self. Everyone's walking around laughing, playing, and shopping. The only problem was, everyone was wearing green. You might be thinking "It's because of Lee." That's partly true. The other reason was because it was Saint Patrick's. Okay, I lied. Lee brainwashed the town and made them wear the hideous things. He wasn't Hokage though. He just brainwashed everyone that isn't important in the show/manga.

"IT IS ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY!" exclaimed Lee. "LET US DO OUR MORNING JOG OF 500 LAPS AROUND OUR DEAR VILLAGE KONOHA!"

The village went "YAAAAAAAY!"

On another side of town/village/place where people lived, the Konoha twelve-minus-Lee, their sensei's, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon, Iruka, The Ichiraku Duo, and Shizune were all hiding in a shelter to stay away from Lee. Even Gai-sensei was with them.

"Gai, what are you doing here?" asked Kakashi. He was curious sense Lee was his student.

"Look, I'm proud of Lee and all, but this is extreme. I told him that, but He didn't listen. Even I can get tired of looking at these."

"Hmm. Interesting." Kakashi was rubbing his chin.

All of the rebels(they're rebels in my book) were forming a plan to stop Lee and his army of "Youthful" freaks/preachers/drones/monkeys. They were all out numbered and couldn't really beat the ninjas that he managed to recruit. So, they all just decided to get a really big knockout gas induced missile and hit Konoha without damaging anything.

"You sure this will work?" asked Naruto.

"Of course! What else would work?" said Sakura and Tsunade.

"Ummm… Take out Lee?" answered Tenten.

"Not actiony enough," replied Kiba. (I'm making up words now…)

"Still…" said Tenten.

"Hey, what is this 'missile' you speak of?" asked Ichiraku's owner.

"Here's a picture," Ayame gave his dad a picture of one. "It's a thing that goes boom. Bigger than an exploding tag."

"oohh," replied the old man.

"All we all set?" yelled Tsunade. Everyone replied with an enthusiastic yeah. "Okay, let's go!"

The group snuck out of Konoha without being noticed. They managed to get to NASA/Missile Control Center in about three days. They all asked to launch the missile they ordered(heh, they ordered a missile. Orochimaru should've done that.) and buy a giant telescope, for some reason. Well, Jiraiya did. (His "research") The missile launched after a countdown and they saw it hit Konoha. The gas exploded and everyone in the village got knocked out. The rebellion then headed back to Konoha by helicopter and arrived there in a matter of minutes.

"Hey, it worked!" exclaimed Naruto.

"Told ya! Now lets get the hypnotizing belt away from Lee!" ordered Tsunade. They found Lee in front of the village people(not the band) and snatched the belt away from him. They all hammered it with wooden hammers and beaten the belt to oblivion. Lee awoke from the noises they were making. The villagers also woke up.

"Hey. What are you guys doing?" He found the belt destroyed and looked at his waist. "NOOOOO! MY BEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLTTTTTT!" He then started crying like a madman or a kid getting his candy stolen from him.

"Uhh. I think that's not the only thing you have to worry about…." Said Gai. Lee then turned around and found the villagers….well……extremely….. pissed off…. "Run my student. RUN FOR YOUR YOUTH DEPENDS ON IT!"

Lee nodded and ran as fast as his weights can make him. He then decided to throw the weights back and hit the people while making her faster.

"Now what?" asked Konohamaru to the others. Moegi and Udon were making faces behind him. The others sat thinking until Kiba came up with something.

"PAAAAAAAIIIIIINTBAALLLLLLL!" All of a sudden, everyone had their guns and gear on them and they all started playing. They stopped once Chouji "accidentally" swallowed one.

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"BORING!" yelled… Kiba. (HA! Expected Naruto huh?)

"Yeah, I know," replied Lee. "It wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be…"

"Well, your question was boring," said Naruto.

"I-I agree," said Hinata quietly.

"Now what?" asked Lee. Everyone else shrugged. Neji and Tenten just started making out. Shikamaru and Ino did the same. Sasuke and Sakura started also. Naruto and Hinata just sat there blushing. They did make out before, but they were somewhere people wouldn't see them. Now, they were in the middle of the group.

"Come one! Don't be chicken!" said Kiba.

"Let your youth help you!" said Chouji…

"Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!" Yelled Lee.

"I wanted to try and see what it would be like…"

"Oh. Okay."

Naruto and Hinata looked at each other and blushed even harder. Hinata then kissed Naruto and soon became a wild make-out session. Wilder than the others.

"Damn," said Shino.

"You got that right," said Kiba. He then became sad. "I feel lonely…" He walked to corner, squatted down, and started chanting. "I wish I had Hinata. I wish I had Hinata… Actually… I wish I had a girl. I wish I had a girl." Akamaru stared at him weirdly. It's hard to tell since his eyes are closed.

"Lee, get the Kiba Treats" said Shino.

"Aye, Aye!" He ran out the door and came back ten seconds later. "Here you go sir!"

"Thank you." Shino went up to Kiba and held the Kiba Treats to his nose. Kiba sniffed it and snorted few seconds after. Kiba then went wild. "What the? Lee. This is cocaine. Not Treats."

"I thought that was sugar… Kiba Treats are practically sugar." Shino sighed and shot a tranquilizer at Kiba. He fell asleep right next to Akamaru and dreamt a peaceful dream. "Great. Now Kiba's on crack… What's next, Chouji doing marijuana?" Yup. It's never a normal day in the world of Naruto. (Dattebayo!)

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LHJ: (Sigh) this chapter finished. FINALLY! It took me three days for some reason. Well, actually, I barely had enough time each day. Also, since school is coming up and I have to do some stupid essays because I didn't start it… Updates will become real slow. Yup, another excuse on making slow updates. Oh and sorry again.

Naruto: sorry for what?

LHJ: sorry for this slow update and somewhat shorter chapter, or I think it's shorter.

Sakura: Have you seen Sasuke?

LHJ: Nope. Did you check the Tomato farm?

Sakura: yup.

LHJ: A ramen cup?

Sakura: yeah.

LHJ: Disneyland?

Sakura: uh-huh.

LHJ: Tsunade's office?

Sakura: (nods head as a yes)

LHJ: hmmm… your dress?

Sakura: Oh yeah. (Looks down dress.)

Chibi-Sasuke: Hi Sakura!

Sakura: Hi Sasuke! Is it warm in there?

Chibi-Sasuke: Yup!

Sakura: Good! Stay Safe!

Hinata: Dattebayo!

Naruto: (pokes fingers)

Ino: Troublesome…

Shikamaru: Let's do our hair!

Tenten: Your fate has been determined.

Neji: (twirls a kunai)

LHJ: uuuhhh. Review please?