LHJ: Heh. Another chapter I feel like writing. Yay! Anyways, don't ask me what I'm smoking, cause I'm not. I'M CLEAN PEOPLE! I'M GONNA STAY CLEAN SO I CAN WRITE STORIES! BYAAAAH! Oh and thanx for the reviews. Anyways. May the randomness begin…

Naruto: I love you Hinata.

Hinata: I love you too Naruto.

(They both kiss)

LHJ: Get a frickin room…

Kiba: Dude, I'm loving this video game.

LHJ: KIBA! GET OFF MY PS2 BEFORE I RIP YOUR MANHOOD OFF.

Kiba: Nah, I'm fine.

LHJ: (gets out shotgun) Turn it off in five seconds.

Kiba: I know you're not gonna shoot me.

LHJ: (raises gun) 5…

Kiba: (pets Akamaru)

LHJ: (cocks it) 4…

Kiba: (sneezes)

LHJ: (aims it at Kiba) 3…

Kiba: (stares at LHJ)

LHJ: (puts finger on trigger) 2…

Kiba: (gulps)

LHJ: (pulls trigger ever so slightly) 1…

Kiba: okay okay okay. Don't shoot me. (turns off PS2)

LHJ: glad you can see it my way.

Kiba: (sigh) and I was doing good too…

Akamaru: poopie!

Kiba: WTF?

LHJ: (farts on Akamaru)

Kiba: HEY! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!

LHJ: too bad! I'm special!

Kiba: Damn Society…

The Sexy Girl on TV (yeah, that sexy girl): Ooooh. Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto in any way. Ooooh yeah. Mmmh. That's the spot.

LHJ: You love my backrubs. Don't ya!

The Sexy Girl on TV (yeah, that sexy girl): ooohh yeah.

LHJ: (smirks) Soo sexy

Kiba: OO

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Last time, the gang was bored so they decided to play strip poker while Nagoya was in his office working on some stuff. Ino won with only her panties on. After they got dressed, the couple made out and Lee got pissed from jealousy. He asked the machine thingy a question and the machine showed its answer. Lee thought it was boring, they started making out again, and Kiba was on crack.

"Hey, the machine's broken," said Naruto. He looked at the machine and poked at it with a stick. Sakura then hit Naruto in the head.

"IDIOT. YOU ONLY POKE PEOPLE WITH A STICK! NOT- what the?" Naruto was laying on the ground unconscious. He had a bump, but that was normal. "-gasp- Oh my god. I can't believe I did that." Naruto's head was bleeding and it was bleeding fast. (Now it bleeds) Sakura was trembling. Hinata found this and questioned Sakura.

"Sakura, what did you do? YOU HURT MY NARUTO-KUN." She started crying hysterically.

"I-I-I…" She was scared of herself now. "I-I-I can't believe I-I hurt m-my friend…" Sasuke and Neji picked up Naruto.

"We have to take him to the hospital. Sakura's trembling and is useless," said Neji. Sasuke was nodding up until the useless part.

"She's just scared. She should be fine later. And she's not useless." Neji sighed.

"Let's just go." Neji just took Naruto without Sasuke. Sasuke helped a crying Hinata and a scared Sakura to the hospital. The others just followed silently to the hospital.

"Tsunade-sama! We need medical attention for Naruto! His head is bleeding pretty rapidly," said Neji to the fifth hokage. Tsunade found Naruto unconscious and bleeding.

"Oh my god. Get him to Intensive Care Unit Four. Don't forget to put a bandage on it!" Neji nodded and went to the room while putting a bandage on Naruto's head. Soon, the rest of Naruto's friends came into the hospital. Tsunade knew what they were going to say next.

"He's in Intensive Care Unit Four. You won't be able to see him for a while," said Tsunade ahead of time. The others walked there instead since they knew it was off limits and they couldn't do anything about it.

One Hour Later…

Everyone was waiting at the front door of the Unit. Hinata stopped crying and Sakura regained her composure. They were all anxious about what's going to happen. Then, the light went off signaling that they're done with what ever they were doing. Everyone stared at the door waiting for Tsunade. She walked out few seconds after the light went out. She smiled.

"He'll be okay. He just needs his rest and his energy will be back tomorrow." Everyone breathed a smile of relief. Tsunade cleared her throat.

"Do any of you know who did this to him?" Everyone pointed at Sakura who had her head down. "Sakura! What did you do?"

"I hit him in the head after he said something stupid…" Sakura's voice was barely above a whisper, like Hinata most of the time. Sakura then kneeled and started crying.

"Sakura, when I trained you, I told you not to use your powers for fooling around or hurting your comrades," said Tsunade sternly. Sakura nodded and sniffled in reply. Tsunade was sort of upset and worried. "I'll let this slide for now though. Just be thankful Naruto isn't in any danger. Speaking of Naruto, we're going to take him to room 212. You can visit him in an hour." Tsunade then went somewhere else. The rest went to the waiting room. Sakura spoke to Hinata about something.

"Hinata, you're not mad are you?" Sakura knew that Hinata was not the type to get upset too much, but this time, it's different. Hinata gave her a small smile.

"It's okay, Sakura. It was an accident. You didn't mean to hurt him that badly or use that strength of yours." They kept walking until they got to the waiting room.

Another Hour later…They waited for a total of two hours for people who can't add…

The Konoha nine was waiting at the entrance area/waiting area. Tsunade cam up to them and told them it was okay to visit him. They found room 212 after 10 minutes (Chouji said the room is on the third floor, but he was wrong and it took them a while. Yeah, let's go with that.) They entered and found Naruto with bandages all over his hair. (Hinata, almost fainted from seeing this.) Naruto perked up when he saw them.

"Hey guys! What's up?" He put on his trademark grin even though his head still hurt somewhat. Lee spoke up first, with his youth…

"Naruto! Has the power of youth helped you recover?" He didn't want to be loud for some reason, but it saves me from pressing the Caps Locks.

"Uhh, yeah sure." Then he noticed the sad Sakura. "Sakura-chan, what's wrong? Why are you sad?" Naruto became concerned for his kunoichi friend. Sakura was looking at the floor.

"It's just… I was mad at myself for hurting you." She sniffled and continued staring at the floor.

"Sakura-chan, It's not a big deal! I'm not hurt that badly and I'll live!" He gave her a reassuring smile. Sakura wasn't okay with it.

"It's not okay!" She yelled. Everyone was sort of shocked by this. "I almost put your life in danger and I did it by me hurting you!" Sakura took a breath of air and continued. "I could've killed you and it's all my fault! How come you won't get mad at me! I deserve it!" She started crying again. Naruto however, wasn't upset and had a smile.

"Sakura-chan. I'm not mad because I forgive you. (Insert appropriate music here) I don't want to get upset because I don't want to lose our friendship, or anyone else's. I told you how I grew up lonely and going through all the bad stuff. I never had any friends and, well, now I do. You guys are all special to me and I don't want to lose any of you. Even Shino." Shino looked like his normal self on the outside, but on the inside, he felt all warm. In fact, you can see a tear going down his face, but it was hard to tell. "All of you are like my family, and Hinata is my wife." Hinata, blushed madly at this. "I wouldn't want something like this to ruin anything, Sakura-chan. That's why I understand that you never meant to do this to me. It was all an accident." Sakura stopped crying, rose up from the ground, and smiled. Everyone else was touched by the speech. Even Neji felt good in the heart.

'I see where Hinata got the reassuring stuff.' Thought Sakura. 'Those two are perfect together.' She then spoke up. "You're right Naruto and thanks for forgiving me." She then gave Naruto a friendly hug, which Hinata got a little uncomfortable with, but smile nonetheless.

"Heh. No problem. Now, if you guys don't mind, that speech made me a little dizzy. Can you all leave, except Hinata-chan?" They all nodded and left. Hinata walked up to Naruto blushing. "Hinata-chan." Said Naruto quietly.

"Oh Naruto-kun." They both closed in for a kiss. Outside, everyone watched the two as they kissed. Some of them snickered, the girls giggled, and Sasuke and Neji smirked. Once they broke apart, Hinata asked a question. "Naruto-kun?"

"Yes Hinata-chan?" said Naruto.

"What did you mean by me being your wife and everyone else being a family member?" She smiled and kissed him on the cheek. Naruto grinned.

"It means you're that special to me. Does it bother you?"

"No. It means a lot to me though." They kissed again. "Ashiteru Naruto-kun."

"Ashiteru Hinata-chan." The others were watching still.

"AAAAWWW" went the kunoichis. The boys snickered/smirked.

"GO AWAY!" yelled Naruto in an angry yet playful tone. The others groaned.

"Fine." Then, they left to do other stuff.

"They can be annoying at stuff like these," said Naruto.

"Yeah," replied Hinata.

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The What-if machine went out, which meant it needed to recharge. The Kunoichis besides Hinata went "AAAAAWWW" and the boys except Naruto snickered/smirked. Naruto wanted to break this up because it was annoying him.

"Well Sakura-chan, There's your answer. How do you feel?" asked Naruto. Sakura smiled.

"I feel satisfied." She also had a satisfied smile. Ino then spoke up.

"What kind of question is 'What if my strength got the best of me?" said Ino with an annoyed tone. Sakura then put on an annoyed face.

"It's a question that would ready me for anything, unlike yours which broke your boyfriend's heart!" yelled Sakura.

"Well, at least I fixed it! Right Shika-kun?" yelled Ino. Shikamaru didn't really care anymore.

"Mendokuse na," said Shikamaru. "As long as we're together again, I don't really care what happened as long as it doesn't happen again." Ino nodded in agreement.

"Makes sense to me."

"Whatever…" said Sakura.

Naruto noticed that the What-if machine was acting a little different. He decided to get a stick and poke it, and he just did that. "Hey, the machine's broken." Sakura saw Naruto poking the machine with the stick and remembered what happened.

'Deija-vu…' thought Sakura. He walked up to Naruto. "I think the machine needs to recharge. It did just do like three what-if questions."

"Oh yeah, I remember now," said Naruto. He then joined Hinata talking with Neji and Tenten. Sakura then walked up to Sasuke and did the 'Guess who," thing, which Sasuke purposely made a mistake on with a random fangirl from his mail. Chouji found something weird, and it surprised him.

"Oh. My. God." His eyes water a bit. "It's so beautiful! I've never seen one like this before!" He then cried in happiness. Ino then went up to Chouji to see what he was talking about. She then became puzzled.

"uuuhhh, Chouji, is that a…."

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LHJ: Ha! Cliffhanger! I am unpredictable! BYAAAAH!

Sasuke: actually, I knew something like this would happen.

LHJ and Sasuke: No you didn't.

Sasuke: See?

LHJ and Sasuke: shut up. It was just a coincidence.

Sasuke: (smirks)

LHJ: grrrrr.

LHJ and Sasuke: DAMN YOU!

Sasuke: just admit it. You're more predictable than Naruto.

Naruto: HEY! Shut up!

Sasuke: dobe.

Naruto: At least I can beat you at man stuff.

LHJ: that sounds scary…

Sasuke: ugh. Anyways, try not to be too predictable.

LHJ: Gaaaaah. Whatever. Anyways, review people! There are precious!

LHJ and Sasuke: It's not hard people!

LHJ: I hate you right now.

Sasuke: (smirks)