LHJ: New chapter. Same old same old. Thanx for the reviews though. I have more than 50 now! Yay! I'm happy, yet tired. Also, school's almost starting for me, so you know what might happen.

Tenten: Neji-kun.

Neji: Yes Tenten-chan? (eyes widen)

Tenten: Does this mini skirt look good?

Neji: (face reddens and gets a bloody nose) (nice legs). Uhh yeah. Since when did you wear skirts?

Tenten: Sakura told me I should wear them. It feels somewhat comfortable. (giggles)

Neji: (speechless)

Tenten: Neji-kun?

Neji: (faints)

(giggles)

LHJ: Hey guys. Whoa, Tenten, when did you wear skirts? And what's with Neji.

Tenten: He's just surprised and shocked. It was Sakura's plan to get Neji like this. How do my legs look.

LHJ: (blushes) uuuhhh. Are you going to be offended if I tell you.

Tenten: I don't mind.

LHJ: oh. They look (gulp) sexy.

Tenten: (giggles) thank you.

Neji: (wakes up) ugh. What the?

Tenten: Let's go Neji-kun.

Neji: where?

Tenten: you'll see.

LHJ: …

Lee: My teammates are about to perform youthful actions in love and sex! I feel proud for them!

LHJ: Lee… you're scaring me…

Lee: It is not youthful to be scared by my speeches Juice-san!

LHJ: Whatever.

My Flame of Youth: Longhairedjuice does not own Naruto in any way. If he did, it would fry everyone's brains into mush.

LHJ: Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!

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Let's see what Chouji's beautiful thing is. I'll give you five seconds.

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

It is… a 20x20 hamburger from In-n-Out. (For those of you that don't in the West Coast of the United States, In-n-Out is a hamburger chain that only exists in the West Coast like California and Nevada. Also, If you don't know what a 20x20 is, it's a hamburger that has 20 patties and 20 slices of cheese on it all in one order. I never had one, but I've seen pictures. There are also different variations of it, like 4x4, 10x10, or 100x100.) There was also a half-a-gallon of fries, yakiniku grill and the meat for it, Ichiraku's ramen, and different types of Soda.

"I've been blessed by kami-sama!" exclaimed Chouji.

"How can you eat that?" asked Ino. Chouji looked at her weirdly.

"How can you not eat? It is one of the best things that's happened to me in this whole fanfic. I've got to go thank the author." Chouji then disappeared somewhere.

"What the hell? Where did Chouji go to?" asked Ino to no one in particular.

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Chouji: (tackles LHJ) YOU ARE THE BEST!

LHJ: Ow… (gets back up with a few broken bones) uhh thanks?

Chouji: No you're welcome! Bye! (goes back into the fanfic)

LHJ: That was weird…

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Chouji comes back into the Lab from a very strange place. Ino ran up to him and questioned him.

"Chouji, where did you go?"

"I went to thank someone," said Chouji.

"O…kay." She then went to Shikamaru and spanked him. (Me: OO, Ino: Shikamaru: OO Chouji: Chips!)

Let's go to another group… How about Sasuke and Sakura?

"Sasuke-kun?"

"hm?"

"What's this?"

"A potion, I guess."

"Oh." She then reads the label. (She should've don that in the first place)"Sex Amplifier. Makes you sex appeal better to the person you admire. COMPLETED." She grew a smirk and drank half the bottle. She then had a tingling and her boobs grew a few bra sizes, her ass became somewhat bigger, and eyes had a sexy look in them. She went to Sasuke in a sexy way.

"Oh, Sasuke-kun."

"What is it… Sa…ku…ra…chan…" Sasuke was surprised by her look. His jaw dropped, eyes had a dreamy look in them, and his nose bled slightly.

"Like my look?" She winked and this made Sasuke faint from… a bloody nose. I don't know, and I don't care about Sasuke right now. Sakura then carried Sasuke into a closet with an evil smile and… well, they did stuff.

Um… Let's take a look at Neji and Tenten.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" yelled Neji. Apparently, Tenten activated his curse mark. (she has power over her man!)

"I have power over my man!" exclaimed Tenten. Yes, it's Tenten. Not Hinata, but Tenten. "I'll stop now." She stopped her Chakra from powering the curse mark.

"Why Tenten. Why?" said Neji

"Cause I can." Replied Tenten. Lee decided to make a visit to the two.

"Hi there my youthful friends. What are you two lovebirds with youth doing?" asked Lee.

"I'm torturing Neji-kun with the caged bird seal." She smiled after she said that.

"How did you learn that?"

"Hinata."

"Oh. May I learn it?"

"Of course!" Tenten then showed him Lee the hand signs and other details I'm not sure about while Neji just sat there groggily because of the damage done to his brain. Once he managed to come back to normal, Lee did the hand signs and activated the curse mark and Neji started screaming really loud again. No else seemed to care though. After a minute of pain for Neji, Lee stopped and left Neji alone with Tenten. Neji got up after recovering and got angry.

"I thought you said you loved me."

"I do Neji-kun. I just wanted to have some fun for myself."

"Tenten, the curse mark is not a toy. It is a weapon for the Hyuuga Main Branch and it is not used for entertainment for other people. Besides, you don't know how much it hurts."

"Oh… I'm sorry." She hung her head down, went up to Neji, and leaned her head onto his body crying softly, realizing what she did to Neji. "I won't do it again, I promise, unless I think you really deserve it, like you go berserk or something."

"It's okay Tenten. I forgive you. And you're right. You are only supposed to use it when I go crazy." They kissed for a brief moment and just held each other. That does it for those two.

Now, we go to Naruto and Hinata.

"Naruto-kun, what do you think this is?" She pointed to a pair of binoculars embedded into some sort of machine.

"I dunno. Why don't you look inside Hina-chan," said Naruto. Hinata blushed at another nickname he gave her and looked into the binoculars.

Inside, Hinata could see an almost dead Naruto lying in a pool of his own blood on his side. There were kunais and shurikens all over his back, one embedded into his heart and what seemed to be people laughing at him and calling him 'weak', or 'kyuubi brat' and other names. Naruto was about to die when he called out Hinata's name in need. Then the thing gets cut off.

Outside, Hinata screamed, broke away from the machine, and went into a fetal position while sobbing and calling Naruto's name. Naruto bent down to comfort the heiress in distress.

"Hinata-chan, what's wrong? What did you see?"

"I… -sob-…saw you… in-sob-…a pool…-sob-…of you…own…-sob-blood, dying." Naruto picked her up and hugged her making Hinata cry into Naruto's chest. She started speaking again, but it came out muffled. "Naruto-kun, it was horrible! –sob- Everyone was laughing at you and calling names. There were kunai and…-sob- and shuriken all over your body!" She continued crying while Naruto was patting her back and comforting her.

"Hinata-chan, I promise that I will always be by your side. I'll never leave you as long as you do the same." Hinata looked up and smiled slightly with a blush. She nodded in agreement and hugged him. "Maybe I'll take a look." He just did that and he gasped at what he saw.

Inside, there was Ichiraku Ramen out of business and a tombstone of Hinata Hyuuga. There was also a sign that said 'there is no more ramen in the world.' Then he can see people calling him names like his childhood. Things get cut off at this point.

Outside, Naruto did the same thing as Hinata did, but instead of crying, he rocked around while in fetal position and kept repeating, "Hinata is alive, there is ramen in the world, and people don't call me names that much." Hinata then understood what he probably saw and comforted him.

"Don't worry Naruto-kun, that t-thing is like the nightmare m-machine or something. Don't b-believe what it says Naruto-kun." She said with a smile and her eyes closed in a loving way. Naruto then looked up and grinned his trademark grin.

"You're right Hinata. That thing tells us bad stuff that we shouldn't believe. I love you" (audience: Awwww)

"I love you too, Naruto-kun." They were about to kiss, but Naruto instead tackled her and started tickling her to hear her laugh.

"Naruto-kun, -giggle- stop! –giggle-"

"Why should I? I love to hear you laugh!"

"Please-giggle- I won't be able to –giggle- breathe!"

"Okay." He stopped tickling. Hinata started breathing heavier.

"Thank you Naruto-kun" Once Hinata stopped panting, Naruto started kissing her and it became a make-out session. (audience: whooooo!)

Let's go to the lonely boys…

Kiba, Lee, and Shino, (remember, Chouji's too busy eating) were all just sitting around bored, jealous, or blah. Akamaru, however, was sleeping. Yeah, they're uninteresting right now. (rejects)

Let's see what Gaara is doing…

"Kazekage-sama! You can't be serious!" said some random sand ninja. It was a mission that he had to accept though. Gaara just had his serious face on.

"If you don't do this mission, you will be sent back to a student and start over from the beginning." Now the villager had no choice but to accept it.

"Okay, I will do this then." The sand ninja exited out of his office and went to fight a sand creature and bring back its corpse. Once he did, barely surviving of course, he went to the kazekage and gave it to him. The ninja, however, blacked out in the office and Gaara just threw his body out the window. Temari decided to comment on his actions.

"Gaara, you can't just throw bodies out the window. People will think badly of you."

"There was a man waiting for the body down there to take to the hospital. Stop your bitching." Gaara exited the office and went to his secret room while carrying the creature's corpse. He locked the door, leaned on it, and smirked. He started a bonfire inside and put the corpse into the flames, and recited, "Oh kami-sama, take this sacrifice and make my village into a Las Vegas!" Once he stopped, Gaara just stood there waiting for something to happen. He waited for five minutes and nothing happened. "Crap, that was just a waste of time." He went to his bedroom to put on more make-up for no reason.

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LHJ: I'm done and I'm not writing anymore until I feel like it again. Goodbye!

Shino: what about your idea for a new fic?

LHJ: Oh yeah. I'm thinking of writing a new NaruHina fic that involves their past. The details are in my profile and I'm too lazy to write the details here. Don't forget to review people!

Ino: Aren't you gonna write anymore for this chapter?

LHJ: Nope.

Ino: why?

LHJ: Too troublesome.

Shikamaru: Hey, that's my line!

LHJ: so, it's not copyrighted.

Shikamaru: Oh yeah.

LHJ: Well, review people! Dattebayo!

Naruto: How come in the English version, it's believe it?

LHJ: cause dattebayo and believe it are pretty similar yet somewhat different.

Naruto: ooooohhhh.

LHJ: Yup.