LHJ: I guess no one wants me to write the story besides one person. I need six more PMs and 75 reviews for this story. I won't write it if no those conditions aren't met. Well, onto the story.

Choji: I'm hungry.

LHJ: look in the kitchen.

Choji: I already did. There was nothing I wanted in there without cooking for a long time.

LHJ: Well, too bad.

Choji: Order pizza.

LHJ: No.

Choji: do it.

LHJ: No

Choji: DO IT OR ELSE!

LHJ: NOOOOO

Choji. NOOOWWW!

LHJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Choji: (starts crying)

LHJ: baby.

Choji. Why are you so mean?

LHJ: Cause you're are a baby and you eat too much.

Choji: Sigh.

LHJ: ha.

Choji: (sees an imaginary hamburger going by and thinks it's real) Burger! (Burger runs through a wall with Chouji following. Chouji hits the wall) heh heh hee. (gets knocked out)

LHJ: Baka.

The Guys in White: Is there a Choji Akimichi in this house?

LHJ: (sighs and points to where he is)

The Guys in White: (puts Choji in a straight jacket and put him in the cuckoo-cuckoo van.)

LHJ: Uhhh, I do not own Naruto in anyway and any of the characters. If I did… I'm not sure what would happen.

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Stuff happened in the last chapter, but it had nothing to do in the plot or anything too important. So let's see what going on now.

"Shikamaru, what do you mean you won't ask a question?" said Ino who was somewhat confused. Shikamaru sighed.

"How troublesome." Ino glared at him. "One, I don't have any questions that come up to mind. Two, It's troublesome. And three, I don't want it to be boring, like Lee's." Ino then, thought about it for a second.

"Okay, I won't force you to ask then," said Ino.

'Wow, the few times she doesn't force me to do anything,' thought Shikamaru.

"So Shikamaru's not gonna ask any questions huh?" asked Sakura. Ino nodded in a 'yes'. The machine then just dinged saying that it's ready to do the what-ifs again.

"Tenten, what's your question?" asked Neji. Tenten thought for a while before speaking.

"Well, what-if people found out my last name? It's something that sometimes keeps me up at night and I don't want people making fun of it." They all started wondering what her last name is, besides Neji. He's the only one of the group that knows her last name.

The machine started doing its usual stuff. Outside, cars were going around drifting until one of the cars crashed, made a giant explosion, and a corpse hit the window and slid down. The spectators were clapping and cheering and the thought-to-be-dead body went up and started bowing like he won the gold medal in the Olympics. Then the machine stopped and started showing its prediction.

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In a dango (a type of Japanese sweet) shop in Konoha, all of the couples in the Konoha group were hanging out and having a good time. Tenten was thinking about a few things and was in a trance. Neji noticed this and waved a hand in her face.

"Tenten. Hello. Are you okay?" Tenten snapped out of her trance.

"Oh yeah, I'm fine. Just thinking about a few things. Personal things that I don't want to talk about." Neji nodded and took a sip of tea. What Tenten was thinking about was her last name. She was thinking that she should tell the others, even though she told Neji to keep it a secret. Neji was the only on in the group to know what it is. She thought about the outcome of her telling her last name. She decided to take a risk and tell them.

"So that's how Sakura, Sasuke, and I defeated Kakashi in card-house building contest," said Naruto proudly. He then held Hinata's shoulder while Sasuke and Sakura reminisced about it. Neji sat there staring at Naruto weirdly and Ino and Shikamaru weren't really paying attention, but they heard card-house, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto. Tenten then decided to step into the conversation.

"Uhm. Guys. I decided to tell you all my last name." Everyone stared at her while Naruto, Neji, and Sasuke spit out the tea they were drinking and Ino almost chocked on the dango. (It's that surprising) Once everyone recovered, Tenten continued. "My last name is insert last name here." Everyone was shocked, besides Neji, who was just eating some dango. Ino was the first to speak up.

"Wow, interesting. I never would've guessed it's insert last name here. Right guys?" She turned her head to the boys. The boys just sat there staring at Tenten. All of a sudden, they shot up from their seats and ran out of the shop screaming 'we're not worthy!' The girl's and Neji got up from their seats and went to get them.

"Tenten, why is insert last name here a big deal?" asked Ino.

"Who knows? Neji, for some reason, was cool about it. Though, he did call me some formal names for a while, but he never went crazy."

"I guess insert last name here is a big deal to them," said Sakura.

"Let's just find them b-before they get into trouble," said Hinata a little above a whisper. The others nodded and went their separate ways. Tenten and Neji, however, just went to the training grounds and do some 'training'.

Hinata went to the usual places where he usually hangs out, but he wasn't at any of the places. The Hokage monument, Ichiraku's, Hokage's building, and his house. She went to one final place, which was the training grounds, but to her bad luck, no one was there. She sighed and decided to take a quick break to think a little bit. She decided to sit on the ground and sighed.

'Where is Naruto-kun? He's not anywhere I normally find him. I guess the word insert last name here is something that ticks them off,' She thought. She got up from where she was and went off to find the Kyuubi container.

Sakura was having the same luck as Hinata. She was having a harder time than Hinata trying to find Sasuke, mainly because his hang out areas weren't as spread out as Naruto's. He wasn't a person to blend into the crowd though.

Ino was having a better time though. Ino would find him, but he would get away though. Apparently, Shikamaru's smartness made his get away easier. He would somehow trick her every time and run off like he just drank 20 glasses of coffee. Ino, well, was getting angrier every time he ran off. Than meant for every time he ran off, he would get one bonk on the head.

Neji and Tenten were having a real good time, better than the other three combined. Their 'training' is going better than the search. Yeah. Let's go back to Hinata.

Hinata was carrying a passed out Naruto to his house. Apparently he had too much to drink.

Flashback Time!

Hinata was jumping from rooftop to rooftop with her byakugan activated. That way, she can see Naruto's chakra easier, since it the kyuubi's chakra was easy to see. After about five minutes, she found some red-orange chakra and noticed it was Naruto. She jumped in front Naruto and noticed that he had a slight blush on his cheeks and had a funny smile. Funnier than usual.

"Naruto-kun, w-what happened?" asked Hinata.

"Heeeeeyy! Hiinata! –hic- wassup? How's life huh?-hic-"

"Naruto-kun, are you drunk?"

"Uuuh, I duuno. Iiis that a trick question?"

"You're only seventeen! How come you're drinking?"

"Drinking? I wasn't drinking. I was um –hic-… I forget. HAHA!" Naruto started laughing hysterically while hiccupping at the same time.

"Naruto…"

"Hinata-chan. I love you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, I want to do you right now." He then lifted up her shirt up to her stomach but it was swatted away by Hinata before he could do anything. "Hinata, you do that? –hic-"

"Naruto-kun, I'm too young…" she shifted away from his reach, "besides, you'll get in trouble."

"Ahhhh, your dad's nothing. Heee's liiike a monkey or something. Oh god I'm so wasted." He chuckled a bit. "Let's go to my plaaaaace and…-thud-" Naruto fainted. Hinata sweat dropped.

"Sigh. That was hard enough and now I have to carry him home."

End Flashback

Hinata was walking until she met up with Ino and Sakura dragging their respective boyfriends. "Hey. What happened to Sasuke-san and Shikamaru?" asked Hinata.

"Well, Sasuke was at the hospital and fell asleep from sleeping gas," said Sakura.

"And Shika-kun ran into a pole and bumped his head into it and got knocked out," said Ino. "What happened to Naruto?"

"He got drunk…" said Hinata. Ino and Sakura didn't need more. She then noticed Tenten and Neji were missing. "Where's Neji-nii-san and Tenten insert last name here?" The others then looked around and said at the same time, "Yeah, where are they? I haven't bumped into them yet." They went to the training grounds, which weren't too far away.

"I have a feeling that they are here somewhere," said Hinata. She activated her byakugan and went farther into the training forest. There other two followed while carrying their boyfriends.

"Neji-kun, –pant- that was amazing," said Tenten, "I've never –pant- experienced something like that."

"Yeah. That was –pant- fun. We should do it again sometime." Neji then went over to get their equipment and went back to Tenten. Shortly, The others found them and was somewhat pissed.

"What were you doing Neji-nii-san?" asked Hinata.

"Oh. We were playing extreme racquetball. It's racquetball, except you use tennis balls and tennis racquets. (I made it up) It's fun to play and challenging," said Tenten. She picked up her racquet and started bouncing a tennis ball on it. Ino nodded while rubbing her chin in interest.

"Hmm, sounds interesting. I should play it sometime," said Ino. She then put on an annoyed look. "But why did you guys play when we were finding out boyfriends?"

"We figured you guys should do it, since they are your boys," replied Tenten. Neji nodded in agreement. Ino, Sakura, and Hinata were just annoyed. Just then, they boys stirred and woke up in the hands of their girls. They were all surprised. (Well, the boys were) Sasuke was the first to speak up.

"Hey, what am I doing in your arms? And why does my head hurt?" Sasuke groaned and held his head, not caring that Sakura was holding him.

"Yeah, same here. My head hurts too. Ugh, how troublesome." Said, well, you know.

"Ow, me too." Said Naruto. Hinata was blushing that he was now holding Naruto on the ass, but Naruto didn't notice. He was too busy with his headache.

"Well, you had too much sleeping gas," said Sakura. (I don't know if too much sleeping gas can also give you headaches, but whatever.)

"And you head your head on a pole, Shika-kun," said Ino.

"And you were drinking and became drunk," said Hinata. Naruto then had a sick look on his face.

"That explains why I feel like throwing up…" He then got out of Hinata's arms and threw up in some bushes near by. Hinata went to his side to comfort him and make him feel better. Once he finished a round, Hinata gave Naruto some medicine. Everyone else just stared at Naruto. Sasuke then spoke up, again.

"Then, what happened that led us to this thing?" Sakura answered

"Well, after Tenten said insert last name here…" She covered her mouth and said crap, but no one heard. The boys, however, were acting like them selves, besides Naruto who was having a hangover that came quickly.

"I guess it only happens once. Thank kami-sama," said Ino.

"Well, now what?" said Naruto after recovering from his hangover. Apparently, the Kyuubi's chakra helped things get better for him, along with the medicine.

"Uhh, extreme racquetball anyone?" asked Tenten.

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Everyone clapped at the ending, signaling that they were satisfied. Tenten got up from where she sat and bowed a bit, then sat back down. Then, things went silent.

"Tenten, is your last name really insert last name here?" asked Kiba.

"No actually it's insert some other last name here." Tenten then clamped her mouth with her hand. It was too late though. Everyone besides the kunoichis and Neji went crazy and went on a rampage around Konoha. The people unaffected sighed and head out the door to retrieve them.

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LHJ: Well, there you go. All that's left is Naruto, I think. Lets see, we did Sasuke, Hinata, Neji, Ino, Sakura, Lee, Shino, Chouji, Kiba, Tenten, and Shikamaru who skipped. I think that's all of them.

Gaara: what about me?

LHJ: uhh. I gave you girls. What else do you want from me?

Gaara: I want a chapter where I get to ask a what-if question.

LHJ: well, maybe. If I'm nice.

Gaara: (glares)

LHJ: Don't give me that look mister.

Gaara: (glares harder, if possible)

LHJ: Gaara.

Gaara: (doesn't move)

LHJ: That's it. (picks up a bat out of nowhere) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Gaara: AAAAHHHH. (runs away) BAT'S SCARE ME! WITH THEIR WINGS AND THEIR EYES AND OOHH YOU KNOW.

LHJ: finally. Anyways. Review and such! Don't forget about the New fanfic and yadda yadda yadda.