Enlightenment
"Sit!"
And sat he did, his face kissing the ground. He growled and got up, glaring at the little miko.
"I don't understand you. Why are you fighting lady Kagome so often?" said Miroku and patted his shoulder. "I mean you can't be that stupid..."
"I ain't stupid! She is!" Inuyasha exclaimed. Sango and Shippou shook their heads while Kagome pointed a finger at the hanyou.
"Sit!"
This time there was an innocent victim to the command - somehow Miroku ended up dragged down with Inuyasha. The monk blinked a few times and looked up to voice his surprise and complain about being subdued for nothing.
"Ah, now I see," he said. To Kagome's horror his gaze was fixed on her short skirt. She shrieked and jumped back in the same minute Inuyasha's hand came up to push Miroku's face in the dirt. Miroku chuckled.
"Now I understand your point of view, my friend," he said to the other male who just growled at him. "I would never think you're following the same philosophy of seeing heaven by suffering some pain."
"Shut up, monk, or she's gonna make a rosary for ya."
"I'm looking up to this most wonderful of gifts," Miroku couldn't help bit grin. It quickly became a cringe when three lumps magically appeared on his head.
A/N: I'm aware it isn't original much. but I was more focused on writing Forest Spirit and yeah