A/N: I'm sorry for being MIA, but hopefully will have some fun things for my readers when I finally get to posting stuff.
Warning: The piece you're going to read is really bad. You're warned, so you can't flame me for the bad-ness of it. Also it's rated T for suggestiveness.


The Uniform


This was the last day Kagome wore her school uniform in the past, but no one knew it yet.

The gang was walking down a path running by a stream. Kirara and Shippou were waiting in the camp while the rest was looking for the missing contents of their laundry line.

The previous night the team had stopped for camp near the stream and they had did some laundry, washing their dirty clothes and hanging them to dry. Some pieces, hanging on lower bushes had stayed there, but all the robes on the makeshift line had blown away on a strong wind during the night. The team was walking in a wide spread line, trying to spot various pieces of clothing - here was a kimono top, there a green skirt, a sock or a long strip of fabric labeled by Miroku as his 'treasure wrap'.

Inuyasha, who was a strong believer in two in one washing philosophy, had washed his robes while bathing and then had dried himself in a doggie manner. Now he was walking a little behind the rest, watching them looking frantically for missing parts of clothes. It was kinda like a shard hunt, only everyone was able to see the colorful pieces of fabric. Sango found another of Miroku's treasure wraps and threw it at the monk with a dark blush. Kagome commented it with a giggle from behind a bush where she was standing.

Some more time passed and all that was missing was only one of Kagome's uniforms - two white socks, a skirt and a blouse. Inuyasha was slowly getting annoyed at the delay, because no matter how far they were walking there was no sign of the uniform. It was odd - most pieces they had found pretty near to the camp. The rest didn't want to stop looking for the missing items, Kagome wanted to get her uniform back and Inuyasha didn't really try to stop them - it wasn't worth being sat.

Suddenly the hanyou's ears twitched and he stopped.

"I think it's enough," he said, causing the rest to look at him. "Let's go back."

"We must find my uniform first," Kagome pointed out. She had three uniforms - one on her person, one missing and one in her backpack, she wasn't going to leave one behind. The uniforms weren't cheap and all three were new ones, replacing destroyed ones. "You could help and sniff it out or something." Inuyasha shrugged.

"It's just ahead, but if you go for it you'll regret it," he warned her. Now curiosity twinkled in everyone's eyes.

"If it is so close why we shouldn't go?" asked a puzzled Miroku.

"Is there an evil youkai nearby?" worried Sango. Inuyasha shrugged again, indicating there was no dangerous beasts around.

"Alright, you can stay here and wait for us," Kagome decided. "I need my uniform back. Sango, Miroku, are you coming?"

"Yeah!" the pair walked after Kagome. Inuyasha's ears twitched again, but the hanyou remained rooted to the ground.

Five minutes later a very blushing miko ran past him, followed by a youkai slayer with her hands pressed to her cheeks. Inuyasha waited a few more minutes before Miroku came from behind the bushes, a silly grin on his face and stars in his eyes.

"Inuyasha, my friend!" he greeted the hanyou. "You know, I have an idea what to give Sango for her birthday next week!"

"Huh? What?" Inuyasha turned on his heels and started to walk back to the camp, following the long gone girls. Miroku was walking beside him.

"A school uniform!" he declared happily.

Somewhere beyond the bushes Ayame was really glad she had collected Kagome's uniform. Quickly it had became clear Kouga didn't mind if the person wearing it wasn't the miko, but the she-wolf... Actually, it looked like he preferred it this way... She thought that she should soon find a way to replace it, judging by Kouga's excitement the garment wasn't going to last long.

A/N: RIP all Kagome's uniforms.
One of those days I'll write a fic where wolves aren't the comedy part, promise. One day.