A Big Collection of Nintendo-related Haikus!
Disclaimer: What with her big project "Life as a SOLDIER", I'm surprised she even remembered she had these!
A/N: Pah, whatever. I wrote these centuries ago and when I found them, it was like "Yeah, I'll go ahead and post them so I don't forget again! Let's continue!
Haiku
2: Mario Party Haikus
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Mario
The
party's hero
Very
courageous indeed
Plump
but very cute!
Peach
Our
love-filled princess
Delicately
grabbing Star
Our
kind heroine.
Luigi
The
second fiddle
He
uses smarts for the Star
Tall
but younger bro.
Yoshi:
Kind
and fruit eating
His
sticky tongue grabs the Star
Healthy
from those fruits.
Wario
Mario's
rival
Using
his wits to get Stars
Big-boned,
not fat, right?
Waluigi:
Luigi's
rival
Cheats
his way to get his Star
Thin
but not scrawny.
DK
The
red-tied ape male
His
strong fists will pound for Stars
Big,
strong might ape.
Daisy:
The
Tomboy princess
Will
go through mud to get to Star
Beautiful
heroine.
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That's
my haikus remixed! HAH!