Chapter 10: The Hospital
Vinny gets to the hospital with his kids and Andrew. Jake and David are there and so are Tom, Kate B, Mark and Mike.
"What'd I miss?" Vinny asked Jake as he sat down.
"Nothing much." Jake replied.
"All right we have the list of names for the baby." Vinny said as took a list out of his pocket.
Vinny looks at the list.
"Mike she isn't going to name the baby Michael." Vinny told him.
"You never know." Mike shrugged.
"And Jake you picked Anthony. I have Elliot, Tom, Mark and Kate B you didn't want in on this. And the kids are too young to gamble." Vinny said as he continued to read the list.
"You let me pick college teams for you." Matt said to him.
"You let your nine year old son pick college football games?" Tom asked him.
"He's was on a hot streak. Until Michigan played Notre Dame and he picked Notre Dame that's when I picked Michigan and I lost." Vinny explained.
"I told you to pick the Drunken Irish." Matt told him.
"It's the Fighting Irish." Tom told him.
"Not according to my Dad." Matt then told him.
Everyone stares at Vinny.
"It's a joke." Vinny told them.
"Do you want to know what he calls Ohio State?" Matt asked them.
"Not know Matt." Vinny said to him.
"He calls them the.." Vinny puts hand over Matt's mouth before he could finish.
"Matt I don't think people want to know what I call Ohio State." Vinny said to him.
"But, it's funny." Matt said to him.
"Now's not the time for funny." Vinny said to him.
"He calls them the Fuckeyes." Matt said to eveyrone.
They all just stare at him again. Vinny puts his head in his hands trying not to laugh. He looks up and sees other patients looking at him.
"What the hell are you guys looking at?" Vinny asked them.
"A poor father." One of the patients answered.
"And you can suck my dick." Vinny told him as he got up.
"Well, I never." The patient said as he walked away.
"And you never will." Vinny told him.
He turns around.
"You can all stop staring. You guys should be use to this by now." Vinny told them as he sat back down.
Everyone nods their head.
"Dad, that was so like you." Brian said to him.
"I know that's why I said that." Vinny explained.
Vinny gets up.
"Where you going?" Brian asked him.
"To check on your Aunt Sarah." Vinny replied.
He walks into the room. Sarah sees him.
"Vinny, come here." Sarah said to him.
"Okay." Vinny said as he went over to her.
Sarah is in her hospital bed about to give birth. It's quiet until you hear this throughout the hospital.
"I'm going to kill you Vinny!" Sarah yelled strangling him.
"Sarah, let go of Vinny." Lorraine told her.
Vinny is trying to get Sarah's hand off his throat. Sarah releases her grip from Vinny's throat.
"Are you sure you weren't a guy before I met?" Vinny asked her sarcastically holding his throat and gasping for air.
"Fuck you Vinny!" Sarah then echoed throughout the hospital.
"Vinny, just leave the room." Lorraine told him.
"Fine, I'll do anything to get away from this psychotic bitch." Vinny said as he left the room.
An hour later.
"Come on Sarah, one more push." The doctor told her.
Sarah pushes and out comes the baby boy. The baby starts to cry.
"Sarah, what are you going to name your beautiful baby boy?" The doctor then asked her.
"Joseph Anthony Baker." Sarah replied.
Elliot is in the room with her. He gets down on one knee.
"Sarah Baker will you marry me?" Elliot asked her.
"Yes!" Sarah screamed.
"Change the babies last name to Murtaugh." Elliot said to the doctor.
"That's not your choice." The doctor said to him.
"Just change the last name to Murtaugh." Sarah then told the doctor.
"Is this man the father of the baby?" The doctor then asked her.
"Yes." Sarah replied without hesitation.
Elliot puts his name where it says father's name. Sarah's son is now Joseph Anthony Murtaugh. They give Joey to Sarah. He looks at Sarah and smiles.
The End.