A/N: Long time ago I had this really crazy idea. I think it was around the time of the first airing of The Magnificent Century, my dad really liked it, so I saw some glimpses of it.
Anyway, I went and typed three random scenes, using both Inuyasha characters and a general telenevela setting. The characters show various stages of knowing about the fourth wall and the scenes are in random order. I just thought it'd be fun to release my craziness at you.
Rating is T just in case
Expect the unexpected. You have been warned. Now enjoy!

Telenovela AU

Dramatis Personae:
Filthyrich Naraku: the great family's head. He's the boss of a huge company, earns tons of money for doing nothing, is very strict when it comes to servants, wants to keep a pretty facade for the sake of his family's good name. He is a pretty good father, but he's unbelievably clueless.

Filthyrich Kagome: Naraku's daughter. She's beautiful, smart, has a good sense of humor, will inherit her dad's fortune. It's a miracle she's single. Or maybe it isn't, because she has a crush on someone and just won't date anyone else. And she wants to make sure her crush will not be able to walk for a couple of days after their first time. He won't, because she'll tie him to her bed. Eventually.

Bishy Sesshonaru: Kagome's cousin from her mother's side. It's a secret, but he's also Inuyasha's brother. He's actively looking for his lost brother, because until he brings him home he can't use his father's enormous fortune. He's pretty good friends with Kagome.

Grabbyhands Miroku: a friend of the family. He's perverted and usually used as a comic relief.

Goodfriend Sango: Kagome's friend. She's secretly sparring with Inuyasha because she wants to join the marital arts contest and collect money for her ill brother's surgery. For some reason she can't just use her immense fortune or borrow cash from her equally wealthy friends. It isn't important anyway, because she will win the contest, because Inu's just so good of a fighting teacher.

Hamena Inuyasha: a boy-maid. For some reason he's wearing a female maid outfit, but no one addressed the weirdness of the fact that a muscular and handsome boy wears a dress. He hates Naraku, but has a crush on his daughter, besides he has to work somewhere to save money and one day leave the city and start his own dojo. That doesn't really matter, what matters is that he hates Naraku with all his hate. Naraku knows it and amuses himself by ordering Inu around, knowing the boy has to obey or face being unemployed. He's also the lost brother of Bishy Sesshomaru.

Scene 1.
The Filthyrich family sat around the dinning table in the spacious dinning chamber of their enormous villa. Priceless paintings were hanging on pale golden walls. Rare furniture was ornamenting the chamber in an elegant manner. The table - carved from a very rare red birch tree - was covered by a pristine white cloth. The most delicate plates were standing in front of all the family members, wine was in their crystal cups. Everyone was dressed in fabulous clothes, despite the fact it was just a family dinner. Everyone was talking pleasantly around huge plates with expensive food and vases with white roses.

Naraku looked at everyone with a pleased smile, sipping his wine and just being glad that they looked so good. If there was any paparazzi in the garden beyond the huge windows they would take photos of a happy, wealthy family. He noticed Inuyasha coming in, pushing in front of himself a small cart with bowls, soup bowls and other dishware. All was delicate Chinese porcelain, worth more than Inuyasha could earn working for a whole year.

"Come her, Inuyasha," said Naraku with a move of his hand. "Bring the soup. We waited forever, did you want us to starve?"

Inuyasha and a few Filthyrich family members looked at the tons of fruit, salads and other edible things on the table just under Naraku's nose.

Keh," Inuyasha drove the cart to the head of the table, where Naraku sat on his throne-like chair.

The hanyou picked up a bowl of tomato soup and carefully poured the soup on Naraku's lap. Naraku's expensive white cashmere suit absorbed the soup and the stains looked like they wouldn't go away before the end of the world.

"Oh, no, what have I done, clumsy me!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he carefully put the bowl back on its spot. Then he glanced at his handiwork, pieces of tomatoes clinging to Naraku's pant legs. "Oh, my."

It didn't sound convincing.

"You ungrateful, graceless, poor boy!" exclaimed Naraku in genuine shock. The soup didn't burn him, it was just warm, but the damage done to his extravagant robe was great. Naraku pointed a well manicured finger at the hanyou. "You're going to regret this!"

"Daddy!" Kagome raised a hand. "Daddy, daddy, can I punish him? Pretty please?"

Naraku looked at his daughter, who sat just on the right of him. She was dressed in a green dress, with an emerald necklace around her neck and her hair in a high bun. She had a calming smile on her face.

"Oh no," gasped Inuyasha. There were emotions in his voice, but certainly not fear or anxiety. "Please, Mr. Filthyrich, don't make me your daughter's personal servant, she's obnoxious."

"I'll give you obnoxious, dog-boy." Kagome muttered under her nose. Naraku glanced between them and gave a nod.

"Very well. I expect from you to punish him well, Kagome," he said, proud that his daughter was so keen on dishing out a punishment for the clumsy servant.

"Oh, I'll make him scream for hours, promise, daddy," Kagome clasped her hands mirthfully and gave Inuyasha a sly smirk. The boy-maid gulped. He had a crush on the beautiful girl and now he was wondering how he will keep it a secret. After all now they'd spend much more time together. In her rooms. Him having to fulfill her every wish...

"I'm going to change," Naraku stood up. "And you, Inuyasha, don't dare to be around when I come back. Tell another servant to come and take your place."

"I'm not hungry anymore," Kagome jumped to her feet. "I'm going to my room."

"You shouldn't skip meals, dear," said Kagome's mother, worriedly.

"Don't worry, if I get hungry I'll send Inuyasha for some whipped cream and strawberries," Kagome grinned and winked at the boy-maid. "Come, let's punish you."

"See?" Naraku pointed after Kagome who was leading Inuyasha out. "That's a dutiful daughter." he said proudly and walked away to change.

Scene 2.
Miroku took Sesshomaru's hand in his free hand, the one glowed and wrapped in prayer beads. In the other he was holding his part of the script. Sesshomaru frowned as he saw the pale, solemn face of the monk. Miroku swallowed, stole a glance at the paper and took a deep breath.

"Okay... I know it's hard for you as well, lord Sesshomaru.., But would you consider bearing my child?" he asked breathlessly. For a second nothing happened.

Kagome flinched as Miroku flew past her chair and hit the wall behind her chair.

"I suppose it means no," said Sango and took a sip of her wine.

"I was just following the script..." moaned Miroku as he slid down the wall.

"Look what you did," Inuyasha groaned as well and went to fetch a broom to clean the mess which had been a porcelain statue of Venus just a moment ago.

"Hm," Sesshomaru glared at the retreating back of Kagome's servant. "Anyway, returning to the important discussion. I sent a new detective to investigate the site where they had seen my little lost brother the last time all those years ago."

"That's great," Kagome smiled.

"Did the detective find anything?" inquired Sango.

Sesshomaru sighed and shook his head. "No. My poor brother is still lost and we have no clue where he can be. I guess he's all grown up now, maybe struggling to survive in the vile, cold world," the youkai sighed. "I wish I could talk to him again, bring him home with me.."

"Move your perverted ass, Miroku, I have to clean your mess again," grumbled Inuyasha and poked the fallen man with his broom.

"Ah," moaned Miroku and grabbed Sango's ankle. "Fair lady, would you consider dragging my poor body to that couch over there?"

Scene 3.
Kagome smiled as Inuyasha approached her, his high ponytail waving behind his back as he walked. She had to admit to herself he was looking really good in his red and white maid outfit, a red ribbon in his hair. He bent down before her to place the tray he brought on the carpet before her. She looked at the tray to find a plate of cookies and two cups of bitter tea. Then she looked at Inuyasha who sat down on the carpet.

She blushed crimson red.

"What?" he barked, frowning at her expression.

"You can't sit cross-legged when you wear a short skirt, Inuyasha," Kagome tried to move her eyes from him, but it was hard to look away. Finally she looked up to his face, but not before noticing that his panties had a red ribbon on the front. It was like he had a gift under that skirt and she hoped she could unpack and play with it some time soon.

"What of- Aaaargh!" Inuyasha hurried to cover what the skirt wasn't covering. How embarrassing, showing his underwear to the girl he had a crush on. Will she think he was up to something? Hopefully she wouldn't think he was some perverted loon...

"I guess skirts are just not for you," Kagome grinned at the flushed boy. "So... My personal servant... Are you in a relationship?" he shook his head mutely. "Wanna to be in one?" Inuyasha nodded, blushing even more. Kagome felt a small blush on her cheeks too. "Wanna be in one with me? I really like you, so if you're willing to try..."

"Oh."

Kagome looked down to her lap and bit her bottom lip anxiously.

"It's not like you must to be my boyfriend if you don't want to," she added. She didn't want to use her status to make him her sex slave or anything, she genuinely wanted a relationship of equals. "I just..."

"If it's ok with you having a relationship with a poor hanyou like me," Inuyasha breathed out. "I'd like to try..."

A/N: And that's all I had. If you are interested in anything that could happen in this AU feel free to request it, I'll see what can be done.