Gaara The Human Eating Panda
Chapter 2:This Just Isn't My Day!
By: Kayla
Disclaimer: Like I said, I do not own Naruto. If I did, we would be seeing more of the wonderful Sand Siblings!
A/N: Love the reviews, they keep me sane! Ok, maybe not so sane, but anyway, you get the point!
Sasuke jumped on some random persons roof, just inches from being impaled by the sharp horns of the bull that had been chasing him. 'That was close, Man those things are fast!' he thought as he went in search for his missing team mates. Where could they be now? Was Sakura ok? Was she hurt? And yeah, why did he care? He still had to find her, just to make sure.
He had looked everywhere, he even looked under a rock, just to make sure. So he decided to re-trace his steps. Slowing down from his fast pace, he spotted a flash of pink hair. Yup, Sakura, who else in this village had pink hair? Noticing she wasn't alone, Sasuke stayed in place, trying his hardest to hear what they were saying, which wasn't much.
If Gaara had heard her, he didn't say anything.
Gaara watched the pink haired kunoichi with little amusement. It seemed as though she was trying to get her thoughts in line. She was looking down with a mild blush on her cheeks. Finally she looked up and said, "Thank you Gaara-san." She was trying her hardest not to look into his beautiful deep sea green eyes, because if she did, she would start singing her lovable panda song.
He was just watching her. Staring her down. It was like they were having a staring contest, and she was in fact losing. But, she was determined not to lose to this hot guy. Hot guy? Did she just call Gaara hot? He was a psycho killer! 'Come on, you know you like him!' Her inner-self said. She couldn't take it anymore, so she started humming her panda song. Finally he blinked, mostly out of pure shock. He was expecting her to run away in fear of him, but she stood her ground. He liked that in a person.
Totally forgetting about Naruto, who in fact was now dancing to nothing in particular. She hugged Gaara, tightly. Then, she preceded to put a hat over his messy red head. The hat read, 'IM A PANDA HEAR ME ROAR!'.
"BYE!" Hurriedly, she grabbed Naruto and ran for it. 'You're a dead man, er I mean woman!' Her inner-self screamed. She dashed out of the ally with Naruto running behind her. 'Run, run, run, run!'
Gaara grabbed the hat that had just been placed roughly on his head. Oh she was going to get it. She was messing with the wrong person. "I'm going to kill you!" He yelled at her retreating back. Throwing the hat over his right shoulder, Gaara walked calmly out of the dark ally that was now bull free, thanks to him. He needed to plan his next little get together with his little kunoichi. His? When did he start thinking of her like that. Oh well, it didn't matter, he was ready for some pay back. Revenge is sweet.
Sasuke watched with a growing jealousy as Sakura engulfed Gaara into a hug. But it was soon replaced with amusement when she placed that goofy hat on his head. He would have laughed if it wasn't for the sake of his reputation. He could see the shock written all over Gaara's face. It was only there for a moment though. Soon changing to an evil glee, as he yelled at Sakura's retreating form.
Sasuka fallowed Sakura. Intent on finding out where she was going now, and where she got that funky hat. It just appeared out of no where! He watched as she turned the corner.
"Wow, that was close!" Sakura said pulling Naruto behind her.
"You know, I beat you into this, I can beat you out of it!" She screamed as Naruto poked her repeatedly in the ribs.
Sasuke appeared behind them, unknown to both Sakura and Naruto. Sakura went to hit Naruto with the back of her fist, but instead hit Sasuke. He went flying backwards, falling into some boxes.
"I guess I don't know my own strength!" She said, looking at her fist. Sakura looked behind herself, ready to pat herself on the back for a job well done. But what she saw almost made her faint.
"Ha ha, Sasuke got beat up by Sakura-chan!" Naruto said pointing in the direction of the fallen heart throb.
"OH MY GOD, I KILLED SASUKE!" Sakura shrieked in horror. She looked over at Naruto, with the intent to kill written all over her face. Pointing all the blame at him she yelled, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Wha'? I wasn't the one who hit him!" Naruto whined.
"Oh, my god, what am I going to do? I'm dead, when he wakes up im a dead girl. This is all your fault!" She said again. "If I die, im taking you with me!"
Sakura glanced at the sprawled out form laying under boxes. 'Yup, your dead.' Her inner-self said. Sasuke regained consciousness, getting up from the rubble slowly.
"Ah, hi Sasuke!" Sakura sweat-dropped, as he started walking closer to her.
He had the evil, 'I'm going to kill you' glare. 'It looks like Gaara's glare!' Sakura's inner-self said again. Her thoughts where heading in the wrong direction. 'This isn't the time to be thinking about Gaara!' She thought. 'Yeah, but think about his cute little panda glare, and you will be fine.'
Sakura started to giggle. Sasuke was now right in front of her. Glaring madly. "Do you think this is funny?"
"Yes!" She smiled, giving him the thumbs up.
Sakura grabbed Naruto again, whispering in his ear, "He's giving us the evil-Panda-Gaara-Glare!"
Naruto giggled like a mad man. And then someone else said, "What are we whispering about?"
"Gaara looking like a panda, duh!" She said looking behind her. And there he was, Gaara of the desert, standing right behind her.
"Ah, hi?" She smiled innocently. "Naruto, why the hell don't you tell me Panda-chan was behind us!" She whispered grabbing his collar.
"Well, I didn't know!" Naruto yelled, putting his hands behind his head.
Sakura backed up, bumping into Sasuke. She looked between the two guys. "Dang it all, today is not my day!"
A/N: Hey, I hoped you liked this chapter. Sorry for its shortness! It will get better soon, trust me. In the mean time, grab a cookie and some milk, and sit back. Oh, and please review!