A/N: It's a random crack thing I found while putting my folders in order
Bath time
"Are those... Tentacles...?" asked Kouga, who went to look at other people's businesses.
"Yup." Naraku cushioned the back of his head with his hands.
"But... Why do you grew them there?" asked the bewildered wolf.
"I, Naraku, am a busy man. I don't have time for unimportant things. And with tentacles I have my both hands free when nature calls, so I can make better plans to destroy my arch enemy." He glared at Inuyasha, who was bathing on the other side of the pool and ignored the heated gaze of the other hanyou
Miroku meanwhile looked at the rest of the guys and sighed.
"You know what? I'm the only human here, I'm at a disadvantage."
"Don't blame this on your human status," cackled Naraku after giving the monk an once over. "Yesterday I, Naraku, bathed with the Band of Seven and let me tell you - the majority of the group is more endowed than you."
"I see," Miroku gave a sad nod and stood up. "I think I'll go to bathe with the girls..."
Inuyasha pulled him down to sit beside him. "No, you don't."