Gaara The Human Eating Panda
Chapter 3:The Evil Spork Of Doom!
By: Kayla
Disclaimer: For the flippin' last time! I Don't own Naruto. -glares evilly-
Sakura: Don't mind her, she is bi-polar.
Me: Flippin' A-Hole!
Sakura: Your scaring them away...
Me: Oh...opps -smiles sweetly- Please review!
Sasuke: Get on with the story...
Me: Oh, stuff it!
The Evil Spork Of Doom!
Sakura was squeezing the breath out of Naruto. He was trying his hardest to suck in a breath. "Can't...Breathe..."
Sakura looked down at him with a frown on her face. "Opps..."
Sakura let go of him, making him fall to his knees. Hyperventilating, he rose to his feet.
Sakura was digging through her pockets for something to get her out of this situation. Going through her pouch, she found a spork. 'Spork? What the hell are we going to do with a spork?' Her inner-self shrieked. 'Ah, work with me.'
Thrusting the spork up into the air, she declared, "I have a very sharp...SPORK! If you value your life, you will leave now!" She glared at all three guys in front of her. A look that would have made the devil trimble at her feet...But instead the guys laughed at her, except for Gaara, he doesn't laugh, he is to cool to laugh.
She was about to stab Naruto with her evil-spork-of-doom when a small pig ran past her feet. "Did anyone else see that?" She asked looking around. They all nodded. Again she tried to stab Naruto. But this time was stopped by a loud mouth Ino, "Get back here you stupid pig!"
Ino ran past the group, chasing after the pig.
"Your one to talk Ino-PIG! Relative of yours?" Sakura asked giggling like a little school girl.
Ino glared at her, "Shut up forehead!"
"You need a better come back!"
The two girls where getting into a big cat fight, with the three teenage buys watching with interest. Sakura grabbed Ino's hair, attempting to stab her in the face with her spork, but was stopped AGAIN! "What is it this time?" Sakura said growling.
"Your getting off topic! Ino go chase your pig!" Sasuke said grabbing Sakura.
"Hes got a point." Gaara said bluntly.
Looking over at Gaara, Sakura squealed, "Oh my god! He spoke without saying 'I'm going to kill you!'" She walked over to him, patting him on the head like a dog she said, "Good Gaara, here's a cookie!" She stuffed it in his mouth before he could say his favorite catchphrase. Pissed, Gaara ate the cookie.
Doing a couple hand signs, he did his newest jutsu, "Hand-cuff no Jutsu!" With this, sand spread out along his hands, flying out toward Sakura. Catching her wrists with the sand, they created a hand cuff effect. Looking down, Sakura saw the sand holding her hands in place. Trying her hardest to wiggle loose, she bumped into Sasuke again, still trying to wiggle free.
"Oh, a little to the left!" He only said this to see what her reaction would be.
Blushing, Sakura froze. Slowly turning her head to the side, she saw a huge smirk on Sasuke's face. "You pervert!" She went to hit him, but remembered she was still handcuffed, so decided to just kick him instead. But he was to fast, he had dodged all her kicks. Remembering that she still had her evil-spork-of-doom, she lifted her arms and preceded to throw the spork at Gaara's head. Shocked, he lost his concentration, letting the sand handcuffs drop.
"Ah-ha! I win!" Sakura said running away again. 'Why are we always running away?' Her inner-self asked. "Wait, I forgot to do something!" Running back to the boys, Sakura kicked Sasuke in the shin, "And that's for being a perv!"
"Ha, Sasuke got hit by Sakura again!" Naruto said for the first time in awaile. He was to busy watching these three idiots mess with eachother that he didn't find the need to say anything, well until now...
"Shut up dobe!"
As the fight between Sasuke and Naruto was going on, Gaara ignored them. Walking off to find Sakura. She was an odd one. You just couldn't keep up with her. Where would she go anyway? He fallowed her chakra. Finally he saw her, she was still running. He almost laughed as she knocked over an ice cream stand in her hurry. Keyword, almost!
Kiba, Hinata, and Shino sat at the ice-cream stand, they had just got done with their daily training and were rewarding themselves with a nice treat.
"Mmm, this is really good!" Hinata smiled up at Kiba as she licked her mint flavored ice-cream.
"Glad you like.." Kiba was stopped by a pink haired girl bumping into him, making him bump into Shino. Kiba's ice cream fell out of his hand and went flying into shino's face, smearing vanilla favored ice cream all over his glasses.
"Great, do you remember what happened the last time I took off my glasses?"
"I'll make sure it wont happen again..." Kiba lied.
Shino took off his glasses, but as he did so, a big bug zapper appeared in front of his face. Don't ask us how it got there, it just was there...
"Shino, don't look into the light..." Kiba warned.
"Pretty pretty, shinny, shinny!" Shino said trying to touch the light.
As both Hinata and Kiba yelled 'NO!', Shino touched the-evil-bug-zappy-thing-of-doom!
After being fried by the bug zapper, Shino said, "So pretty, set so painful!" And then, fell to the ground with a thud.
Sweat dropping, Kiba said, "I told you so!"
The only thing that can really harm Shino: A Bug Zapper
A/N: I know, I know. Very short chapter. I had fun writing this one! But your going to love the next one! Sakura gets kid-napped. Ever wonder why Shino really wears those sun glasses? Maybe he has a sun problem...
Sakura: Your getting off topic again! Wait, what? I'm getting kid-napped! Kid-napped my ass!
Sasuke: Don't worry, be happy...
Naruto: I am smart! Watch the monkey!
Sakura: Please review!