Gaara The Human Eating Panda

Chaper 5:Just Open The Door

By:Kayla

A/N:Sorry it took so long, I've ben busy. I really hope you guys like this capter, I don't know where I get my wacky ideas.

Team 7 walked in with Gaara in front of them, well Sakura was being dragged by Gaara. She really didn't want to be there. They passed through the small living room, going into the hallway. As they past a room on the left of them, they could hear odd noises, like chairs being thrown across the room, and other unidentified objects flying around everywhere, hitting the walls. Suddenly they all heard a scream that was scarier then Sakura's when Naruto always did something stupid.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU CLOWN!"

Everyone out in the hall stared at Gaara. Who didn't even notice the commotion that was going on in the other room. He kept walking, dragging Sakura behind him. Sakura looked around, locking eyes with Sasuke, she thought, 'They are probably doing something dirty in there. Wait dirty thoughts, dirty dirty thoughts!'. Her inner self was now banging its head against the imaginary wall that was in her head. Stopping her inner rant, Sakura said, "Sasuke, I dare you to open the door!"

After hearing the dare, Sasuke gulped. Gaara wasn't paying much attention at the moment, but after hearing I dare you, he wanted to find out what was going on, so he snuck up behind Sakura and asked, "Whats happening?"

"Oh, I dared Sasuke to open that door to see what is going on inside." In the background you can hear Naruo chanting 'Do it, do it!'. Looking behind her she saw Gaara, and this made her jump out of her skin. No, more like 5ft in the other direction. Gaara's sand caught her before she had the chance to hit her head on the wooden floor. Never mind, lets get back to Sasuke.

Sasuke crept up to the door, unsure of what he was getting himself into. Slowly going for the knob, sweat started rolling down his face. he gulped a couple more times, grabbing the knob with both hands.

"JUST OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Nauro screamed, getting tired of waiting.

In shock, Saskue jumped 10ft in the air, or thats at least what it looked like. Most likely beating Sakura's record. Just to make sure, Gaara got out his magical remote, and pulsed the scene in front of him. Laughing evily, he grabbed a ruler, measuring Sasuke's jump. "Yup, he sure beat Sakura." All of a sudden the front door opened, and in walked a silver haired, masked Kakashi. "Wait, how did you bi-pass my magical remote?"

"Because I have one too!" Kakashi said holing up a magical pink remote.

"No fair, you have a PINK one! I'll trade ya!" Gaara said holding up his remote.

"No, only smexay guys like me can have a remote like this!" Said Kakashi, throwing Gaara a 'Gai Sensei Smile'.

"Oh, whatever!"

"So, who won?"

In a low voice, Gaara said, "Sasuke."

Holding out his right hand Kakashi smirked, "Pay up!"

Going through his pocket, he got out the 50 bucks he owed Kakashi for losing the bet, and placed it in his outstretched hand. 'Darn you Sakura!'

"Thanks!" All of a sudden Kakshi dipapeared. It was like he wasn't even there.

Once Kakashi left, Gaara started laughing evily. "Just because im evil..." Trailing off he walked over to Naruto and polled down his pants. As he walked back to the spot in which he was before he froze time, he started talking to the audience. "Hey, no ones perfect!" As he said this he unfroze time with his magical remote.

Sasuke fell on his ass with a thud. "Hey Gaara, why didn't you save me with your sand?"

"Because, I don't like you." He said with a big smile.

"Eww, Naruto blue boxers, with...pink bunnys?" Sakura said.

Looking down, Nauro hurriedly grabbed his pants and polled them up. He looked up with a huge blush on his face. "Err, I don't know how that happened.."

"Have you ever felt like you had just been frozen in midair like you were fighting in one of those kung-fu movies." Saskue said, now rubbing the back of his head.

"No." They all said in unison.

"Neither have I."

"Just open the damn door!" Naruto yelled for the last time.

"Fine, if you want to see whats going on inside so bad, why don't you open the door!"

"Because, I wasn't dared!"

Mean While with Temari and Kankuro

"More tea?"

"Once I get outta' here, I'm gonna' kill you, and drown your Ken doll in the toilet."

"Thats some big talk for someone tied to a chair!"

"Damn you, damn you to hell. I don't care if you are my brother, im going to throw you out the window. Wait,...is that Gaara's teddy bear?"

"Maybe!"

"Hes going to kill you."

"The only way that lazy bumb is going to find out is if he all of a sudden walks into the room." He said, smiling evily.

"If I don't servive.." Sasuke grabbed Naruto, putting his face up to his ear, "Naruto, I always thought you were ugly." As he said this, he pointed to Gaara, "And you, you will always look like a PANDA!" And then, he flipped him off...

"Is that Sasuke's inner-self, he scares me." Sakura shivered...

Sasuke flung the door open. All three guys peared into the room, "THE HORROR...wait, is that tea?"

"I want to see. Nauto move your ass." Sakura screamed trying to see what was in front of them.

Gaara came up to Sakura and picked her up, giving her a peak of what was in the room.

There sat Kankuro, with a cup of tea in his hand, sporting a very feminin pose. And across the table sat a very pissed off Temari tied to a chair.

"Does every guy in your family have a thing for tieing innocent young girls up?"

"Yes!" Both guys said with a nod.

A/N:I thought of a really funny thing I can do at the end of my story. How about some out takes? Review if you like the idea. :)