Gaara The Human Eating Panda

By:Kayla

Disclaimer:Don't own Naruto, but I do own this storie! So back the hell off! Lolz Ok, im done.

A/N:Sorry this chaper took so long. School just started back up. We just got a new school. We needed it, but it was very confusing the first couple of days.

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Five teenagers sat in a very cramped bedroom, which belonged to Kankuro. The two girls sat tied to chairs, glaring daggers at the three guys now watching them as they sipped their tea. But, one guy was missing. A very loud mouthed guy. If you don't know who he is, you deserve to be beaten, tied to a tree, and left for dead. Now, lets go find our missing friend.

We find our friend, (Which is Naruto, for those of you who are now tied to a tree! Same on you!) rummaging through Gaara's kitchen.

Naruto was looking in Gaara's refrigerator, throwing over his shoulder unwanted food items. As he was throwing items across the room, upstairs Sakura had just realized they had left Naruto alone. He had snook out when they weren't looking. They really did need Naruto insurance.

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From upstairs all of the occunpance of the small Barbie style room could hear glass breaking, things being thrown, and some odd whizzing noises. At this, Sakura looked around for the one person that she knew would have destroy anything in a short period of time given the chance.

"Naruto? Where is Naruto?" Sakura looked around again for another check around the room.

"I thought you had him." Sasuke said calmly, looking at the struggling girl.

"Hello, tied to a chair at the moment." Sakura glared at him as she tried to wiggle free from the sand holding her still.

Sasuke seemed to now realise that she was tied to the chair, not just sitting in it."Oh yeah." (Duh, Sasuke!)

Sasuke looked over at Gaara and Kankuro. They had to do something, if they didn't Naruto was sure to destroy their apartment. "Who's going to go get Naruto. He will listen to Sakura, but only because he know's she will beat the living shit out of him. And she can't, she is tied up, so who is going after him?"

"Lets draw straws!" Kankuro said with a quick smile to Gaara.

"Ok." Gaara didn't fanci a game of luck, but he had to do it. Just think of his poor apartment.

Each guy grabbed a straw at once. Sasuke had the longest, yay for him. He really didn't want to deal with Naruto at the moment. He gave Sasuke a headache. Next was Kankuro's turn, his was a medium length straw. He didn't really care, he got along with Naruto. He could have handled him, if he wanted to that is. Last was Gaara, with the shortest straw. Damn his bad luck! He hated Naruto for always being around Sakura. Sakura was Gaara's no one else. And where the hell did that thought come from? DENIAL! Gaara now has a mental hissy-fit to graphic for this story.

"Uchiha I'll trade you straws!" He said now coming out of his mental hissy.

"Hell no!" Sasuke said now yelling. There was no way he was going to do any such thing.

"Yes, or I'll kill you." Gaara warned.

"I'd rather die then go find Naruto." Sasuke said sarcastically.

"Hn." Gaara wasn't in the mode for killing the Uchiha at the moment. He would get blood all over the pink carpet. Blood stains were a bitch to clean up.

Gaara walked out of the room, slamming the door behind him in frushtrashon. Four pairs of eyes watched him with intrest as he left.

"More tea?" Kankuro asked Sasuke after many moments of silence.

"Sure!" Sasuke said, going for his cup.

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Gaara hurried down the stairs, when he did so the door bell rang. 'Who in there right mind would come to my house? The home of Sabaku no Gaara?' Gaara thought confused, but still wondering who it could be. He looked through the peek-hole and spotted green spandex.' Spandex? Who the hell wears green spandex?' Gaara then opened the door and was greeted with the bushiest eyebrows he had ever seen. Twitch twitch. 'So thats where my eyebrows went.' He thought sarcastically.

"Hello youthful person! I am going door to door to encourage people to get Naruto insurance."

More smashes and loud noises could be heard from inside the small apartment.

"Where do I sign?" Gaara said now grabbing a pen out of his pocket.

The man with the green spandex then preceded to open a briefcase filled with papers. If you put anything else in, the briefcase would surly bust. He picked up a huge contract, handing it to Gaara. He then pointed to all the places in which Gaara needed to sign.

"Your name here...Middle initial here...Nickname here..."

As Gaara put down his nickname, he looked down at it. Panda-Chan. Oy, he had been hanging around Sakura and her crue to long, it was starting to get to him.

"Name here...And here...And here...And here..."

This was really starting to get annoying. He didn't have time for this. The longer he waisted time, the worse his home would look in the end. Gaara threw the contract down as he heard something that sound very big fall with a loud boom. He slammed the front door in the green spandex guys face and went running to where he thought the sound had come from.

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"Juice...Milk...Butter? I can't believe its not better...tomato...Ham? Who eats ham?..." In between each name of said food item, Naruto threw them over his shoulder, not cairing where they landed.

Gaara then rushes into the kitchen, just in time to be hit in the face with said ham. "Anistly, who throws a ham?"

Hearing the familiar voice, Naruto turned around, sub in hand.

"Hey, thats mine!" Gaara said grabbing it from him.

"I love you!" Naruto gave Gaara a huge bear hug.

"Why are you hugging me?" Anger filling his voice.

"You have an obsession with RAMEN!" Naruto screamed. Where does he get his energy?

"I do not! I hate ramen!" Gaara visibly twitched when he said this.

Naruto then let go of him, walked over to one of the cabinet and opened it. In lay millions of microwave-ramen. "Then why is your name written all over them?" Naruto then asked lifting an eyebrow.

"If you tell anyone I'll rip your spine out from your ass!" Gaara was totally serious.

Naruto then gulped. He went to grab some of the ramen, but got his hand smacked for trying. Gaara then grabbed them, holding them in a possessive embrace. "MINE!" Gaara stroked it with the back of his hand. "My precious."

"Can I have some?"

"No!"

Gaara grabbed a lock out of no where and locked the cabinet. But as he did, Naruto jumped on him attemping to get the key to his soon to be sanctuary. Before he could snatch it out of Gaara's hand, he stuck in the hole at the top of his gourd. "Ha! Can't get it n..." He didn't get to finish his sentence, he was to shocked. Naruto had just rammed his huge hand into that tiny hole. 'Man this guy is determaned.'

"What the hell are you doing?" Gaara asked, trying to look behind him.

"Trying to get the key, dumb ass." Naruto tryed feeling around for the key, once he found it, he tryed to get his hand out. "Oh no..."

"Don't tell me your stuck!" Gaara growled.

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A/N:I hope you all liked this chapter! Thanks for wonderful reviews! Like I said, I just started back to school. So it might take a little longer for me to write the next chapter.

Will Naruto get his hand free?

Will Gaara finally stop living in denial land over Sakura?

What about Temari and Kankuro, will Temari ever get her revenge?

We shall find out in the next chapter of, "Gaara the Human Eating Panda!"

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