A Strange Adventure VI

Puberty Blows

By

NocturneD (WINGZ)

Note: Yeah I found another hit!

Chapter 2: The Results
Buster went back to watching Bionic Bunny with his friend Arthur as he spends the night over his house. Arthur really didn't mind sleeping over it's just that sometimes Buster's room smells awful and a window has to be wide open to get the weird stench out. The television was blasting clearly with the image of the hero capturing some rat faced villain in front of a police car.

"This show is getting kind of repeating the same plot over and over again, when is there going to be something that is one the edge of your seat exactly?" Arthur pointed to the small television on Buster's dresser.

"I don't know, like you said it's the same thing. I hope some new show comes one day that will actually be different from all this crap." Buster sighed as he started to take off his shirt and get ready to change for bed.

"Hey Buster? You think Mr. Ratburn ran out on us?" Arthur asked while taking off his own shirt to get ready for bed as well.

"I could care less Arthur, but they did say he left on a maternity leave meaning that he might be gone for a couple months." Buster explained, "But isn't Mr. Ratburn single?"

"And what are our parents doing at the Crosswire house anyway?" Arthur brought up.

Meanwhile back at the Crosswire mansion, the party was getting wild as soon the drinking was getting more intense. Then everyone started playing twister while Mr. Crosswire was spinning the dial to see what limb goes where. While Mora was scolding Carlos for having a little too much fun watching Mrs. Read shove a hotdog down her throat. Mr. Read was looking at his wife shocked, "Honey since when could you do that?"

Mrs. Read finished with the hotdog and replied, "Since always, since we never did it."

"Hey we had three kids didn't we?"Mr. Read brought up as his defense.

"Yeah right like they are really yours." Mrs. Read went back to swallowing the hotdog.

Suddenly Carlos went up behind Mr. Read and yelled, "BURNED!" Out of nowhere Mora grabbed Carlos by the ear and started to pull him out of the room.

"Carlos let's get out of here these people are freaking retarded." Mora dragged Carlos but he didn't want to go they seemed more of his kind of people.

Suddenly Fern's mother got up on the coffee table drunk and tapped her wine glass with a spoon to get everyone's attention, "Can I have your... attention?" She hiccupped, "My daughter Fern... is...finally growing... boobs" She hiccupped again but the table underneath broke and she fell on the floor.

Everyone went, "Aw" as they thought it was cute to hear that Fern is maturing.

The next day at school it was pretty much confirmed that Mr. Ratburn left and yet Mr. Haney really wasn't trying to fix anything as he sat at the teacher's desk and started drinking some scotch until he finally passed out. But today is hotter than yesterday as yet again Fern tried covering herself up but now that her secret is out. The girls were trying to make her be proud of her change as the first thing that happened is that Francine ripped off her shirt. Fern just in her undershirt while all the boys in the classroom sort of noticed Fern.

"Hey Arthur, does Fern look a little different?" Buster whispered to his friend that was sitting right next to him.

"Hmm, maybe's it's a new haircut or something?" Arthur replied while scratching his head.

Fern immediately noticed and slid closer to Sue Ellen then whispered, "They're looking at me, I just know it because of these stupid boobs of mine."

Sue Ellen rolled her eyes, "Relax let it flow, remember last night we all said it's nothing to worry about except Muffy kept blabbing it's a guy magnet and Prunella saying they are dirty pillows." Sue Ellen put her pencil down, "And besides you shouldn't let it bother you because really no offense you might be growing but I barely notice anything."

"OH MY GOD! FERN'S GOT BOOBS!" Buster yelled loud enough for the classroom to hear, of course this made everyone focus their attention to Fern as she tries to hide herself behind a book.

"Buster? Could you say that any louder I don't think the people in Mexico heard you." Sue Ellen said in an annoyed tone.

Suddenly a man in a sombrero walks into the classroom and says, "No we heard it just fine." Then the man left while Mr. Haney is still passed out from the liquor, maybe it was another fine day to skip school. Everyone was hoping on it until they remembered their parents came home last night not in a good way, smelling of alcohol and vomit covered their clothes. The bell for recess rang as soon the children left to go outside and play some activities.

But today was different, Fern was trying to read an interesting chapter book by herself but she wasn't expecting company. Mostly from the boys, Arthur and Buster were there sitting beside her while she was seated in the middle. "What are you reading Fern?" Arthur politely asked.

Fern sunk lower with the top of her back to the tree, "InuYasha and the Ice Princess." She tried to continue read it but Buster and Arthur kept edging themselves closer and closer.

"Is it good?" Buster asked obviously not looking at the book.

"If you're a fan of the series then yeah." Fern nicely replied, suddenly George and the Brain joined in, "Is there something up guys?"

"Oh uh, we were just wandering by and... Just wanted to talk." Brain lied as he sat down across from Fern.

"Uh can you read to us, I bet it's a good book." Buster asked.

Fern frown turned upside down as she placed a bookmark on her spot and flipped back to page one, "I guess I can read you guys a chapter then." Soon before she realized it, more boys started to sit down around Fern to listen in as really they were trying to get a look at her chest. "Chapter 1, Inuyasha the demon son of..."

Meanwhile on the jungle gym the girls were watching Fern getting some attention from the boys. Sue Ellen spoke up, "You see guys, all she needed to do is not try to cover herself up right Francine?"

Francine nodded, "Yeah, look at that though. Makes me feel a little better ripping her shirt off before class then throwing it in the trash can then burning it."

Muffy was a little jealous of all the attention, "Oh come on, so she's growing and that gives her the ability to attract men?" Muffy frowned, "Wait until she grows the size to a house because she started so early."

"Muffy?" Francine asked, "Shut up."

Sue Ellen jumped off the jungle gym and decided to join Fern, as she got closer the more boys that piled in for a strange reason she didn't recognize any of them. Strange she thought, then she saw one of them wear a Mighty Mountain jersey, "She even attracted boys from other schools?"

Sue Ellen continued to journey her way to Fern's side to see that she was leaning over where the guys could get a good view of her chest. She decided to speak up, "Hi guys, uh Fern you might want to..."

"Shut up!" All the boys shouted, this made Sue Ellen's eyes widen.

To be continued...