A/N: It's that day of the year for me and I was going to play a self insert card today, but decided against it. Because - let's face it: it'd be either very boring or too OOC for me and the characters of Inuyasha. Sorry it won't be a real story today, but indulge me this one time.
So instead have a list of 10 things I'd do if I found myself in Inuyasha's story (and would be captured or killed on sight as a youkai by some humans or eaten by a youkai). I'm going to stick to being as real as I can, so no fancy stuff will really go into the list.
Feel free to share what you'd do if you found yourself in Inuyasha's world!

If I Found Myself in IY

1. Eat some of Kaede's stew. Did you notice how often she cooks for the whole gang? She must be a great cook!

2. Try to convince Kirara to take me on a small flight around the place. I say small, because I'm pretty sure if she tries to fly higher than 3 meters I'll start to beg to be put on the ground again.

3. Spend some time with Rin and poke fun at Jaken. The kid needs some socialization and normal conversations and Jaken... Let's face it, you want to poke fun at him too, probably.

4. Try to get one of the soul collectors from Kikyou. A friend of mine was pretty interested in those, I'd have a perfect pet for them! (I'm against giving animals as gifts unless it's valid, but hey, the soul collectors aren't normal animals)

5. While at it, try to help Kikyou out of her emo funk and try to actually enjoy her second chance at living.

6. Here should be the doggy back ride with Inuyasha (I sure hope I could bribe him with some home made pierogi or some other dish) but I'm pretty sure I'd be afraid of heights and speed. So maybe he'd let me get an ear rub instead? I sure hope Kagome wouldn't strangle me for touching what isn't mine :3
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8. Ask Sango for some self defense lessons. I'm pretty sure I'd not do good because I'm a geek who wasn't good at PE, but it'd be still fun to try.

9. Talk to Kagome about the importance of communication in building long-lasting relationships.

10. And take a jewel shard as a souvenir home.
I guess they;d have to come to me to grab it later, but hey, it'd be fun to see them in our world, ne?